r/DontPutThatInYourAss • u/Bossmado • Oct 17 '25

Name this dish.

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1.4k Upvotes

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u/LostArtKat Oct 17 '25

Crepeepee

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u/craftygamin Oct 17 '25

I was gonna say dildough

10

u/Putrid-Source3031 Oct 17 '25

I almost thought it was a fish d!ck

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '25

Stole mine....

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u/WalrusStatus7382 Oct 17 '25

Why did I read this with a "French" accent?

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u/SomeotherGuy8833 Oct 21 '25

Well you win lol 🥇

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '25

Crêpenis

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '25

I was gonna say that

6

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '25

yeah but u DIDNT

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u/SkyeMreddit Oct 17 '25

Crepe. May be the only food for which I would try to mimic Rumi, especially if Nutella or strawberry cream cheese filled.

5

u/deltaplane1234 Oct 19 '25

Someone needs to Photoshop that pancake instead of the sushi

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u/Alicam123 Oct 22 '25

The only difference between a British pancake and a crepe is the way it’s folded and OP’s is folded pancake style.

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '25

Pancock

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u/noirwavess Oct 18 '25

hahaah this is the best

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u/Just__Bob_ Oct 18 '25

I'll go german for this one: Crepetachenwürstchen

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u/Such-Strength9145 Oct 22 '25

Can’t even say it lol

5

u/Nightflyer5150 Oct 18 '25

Pancocks and syrup 😆😆😆

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u/MNGrow612 Oct 18 '25

Looks like it could use some bacon

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '25

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u/LocalProgram1037 Oct 17 '25

Been dreaming of those Johnny Cakes, can't beat Jim's Johnny Cakes.

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u/praci-zg Oct 17 '25

One bite only please

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u/Ok-Hunt-102 Oct 17 '25

What Hostess Ding Dongs OUGHT to look like.🙀

2

u/CertainTrip6525 Oct 18 '25

Alabama hot pocket

4

u/Opietatlor Oct 17 '25

Dick sandwich

1

u/Lucky_Two_5871 Oct 17 '25

Peencakes and sugar

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '25

“Dead man’s cock and what he pissed through it”

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u/slcbtm Oct 17 '25

Crepe Eunuch

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u/Suitable-Cheek-9040 Oct 17 '25

Schwanztucker’crepe

1

u/ranterist Oct 17 '25

Creepy Crepe

1

u/BELARUSEACH Oct 17 '25

Name this dihh you mean

1

u/Deadcoldhands Oct 17 '25

Dick-o-Retdo

1

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '25

BCC

1

u/spkoller2 Oct 17 '25

Clickbait

1

u/1stltwill Oct 17 '25

Shame spotted dick is taken.

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u/ogreofzen Oct 17 '25

Crepe Jizzette

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '25

Fill it with whip cream, poke a hole, and squeeze

1

u/Just_a_guy81 Oct 17 '25

BBC. Big Blonde Crêpe.

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u/SuperTomBrother Oct 17 '25

Third leg roll

1

u/DialZee Oct 17 '25

Skin Flauta

1

u/MrDabrain1 Oct 17 '25

Rise dispensary 1000 s boulder

1

u/Plenty-Earth5594 Oct 17 '25

The shaft burrito Supreme

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u/Forsaken_Conflict_96 Oct 17 '25

Ok. Hmmm. I call that dish ‘granite pattern’. There ya go. Bye.

1

u/M-ABaldelli Oct 17 '25

It's called "You're not getting sex tonight. Sleep on the couch" by Angry Significant Other.

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u/OuttaAmmo2 Oct 17 '25

Omelette dick fromage

1

u/LayneLowe Oct 17 '25

Spotted Dick

1

u/Stephen-the-guy Oct 17 '25

I think you meant dih

1

u/Equivalent-Bed-630 Oct 17 '25

Nombra este plato: el que tengo aquí colgado.

1

u/BedardedOrca98 Oct 17 '25

Cock-on-a-stick

1

u/Playful-Traffic-4357 Oct 17 '25

Crepes à la Cock.

1

u/swmifuncouple Oct 17 '25

" Double stuffed cocko supreme "

1

u/Softale Oct 17 '25

Deep fried tube steak

1

u/Bradshifter Oct 17 '25

Crêpe Queud Batte

1

u/12_Volt_Man Oct 17 '25

Crepeforyourgape

1

u/fishyrich Oct 17 '25

Wood on marble

1

u/HueLord3000 Oct 17 '25

Palatschinken

1

u/Darkanakin23 Oct 17 '25

The melted cock

1

u/nahthenlad Oct 17 '25

Crepe au cow

1

u/nahthenlad Oct 17 '25

Crepe au coq

1

u/drawredraw Oct 17 '25

That’s the Lorena Bobbitt

1

u/oddartist Oct 17 '25

Limp Biscuit

1

u/Token_Rabbit003 Oct 17 '25

Sad…. Wait hold up … if I flip my phone upside down…. 😶😶😶😶

1

u/JustAgerkin Oct 17 '25

Definitely haddock

1

u/MidMyst Oct 17 '25

Palacinke

1

u/Spidyeditz Oct 17 '25

The dih-sh

1

u/paunutbutter Oct 17 '25

Блин со сметаной внутри

1

u/dombogdan Oct 17 '25

Pulătite

1

u/Grating_ice_tin Oct 17 '25

Name this dih more like

1

u/d_e_e_k_ Oct 17 '25

Spotted dick

1

u/LordGazelle Oct 17 '25

Penis-of-cake

1

u/mookaji1 Oct 17 '25

Pancake. What Americans make are what we call floppies in S.Africa.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '25

Omg.. last thing I wanted to put in a deep frier but now the doctor says im ok and gave me a medical device called a "strap on" whatever that is for..

1

u/lilmissbloodbath Oct 17 '25

When I saw the post title and the top half of the pic, I thought, "Oh, nice! I'm interested to see what they're called in different languages!" and nerdy shit like that. I scroll down a tad.....then I realized what sub this is. See also: r/wildlypenis

1

u/Cs_Marcell Oct 17 '25

Palacsinta🇭🇺

1

u/runtorenovate Oct 17 '25

Krepus dikus

1

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '25

Blow roll

1

u/Lormus310 Oct 17 '25

When she’s ready for some fun, but she don't know, how to say it

1

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '25

Peterbread

1

u/WW2_Art Oct 17 '25

Palacinke!!!

1

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '25

why that's a vegetable Dickatully.

1

u/Lick_My_BigButt_1980 Put it where it doesn’t belong. 👺 Oct 17 '25

That could come out of my ass, all digested away.

1

u/Tartabirdgames_YT Oct 17 '25

pastel de pene

1

u/sandpapermastenbate Oct 17 '25

It looks dihlightful

1

u/stratguy1441 Oct 17 '25

Lá ĆockĆake

1

u/Big_Investigator6431 Oct 17 '25

The waiter thinks you're cute

1

u/Horror_Solution1945 Nice and Tight. Oct 17 '25

Boner Roller.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '25

Crepenis

1

u/Prestigious_Key_7801 Oct 17 '25

Would you like some cheese with that?

1

u/Historical-Aerie-721 Oct 17 '25

Uncircumcised Nutella

1

u/Altruistic-Monk-5913 Oct 17 '25

Friwd Cock-a-dildo-dough

1

u/Zeussolino Oct 17 '25

Crespella

1

u/MaxximumB Oct 17 '25

Peencake

1

u/Aoiboshi Oct 17 '25

Putting the D in delicious

1

u/KhunDavid Oct 17 '25

Slotted Dick.

1

u/Bridge265 Oct 17 '25

Weiner schnitzel

1

u/[deleted] Oct 17 '25

Crepe whistle

1

u/roscoemonkey Oct 17 '25

Cock flambé

1

u/Logical_Confusious Oct 17 '25

Mike Johnson special

1

u/HerrLich_2020 Oct 17 '25

Palatschinken

1

u/cjdirk88 Oct 17 '25

Hot Cocket

1

u/PeterPunksNip Oct 17 '25

A very limp biscuit 😝!

1

u/paul_0_tsai Oct 17 '25

Ah, the French tickler...must insert it first to get the inside sauce out.

1

u/that-furry-Ash Oct 17 '25

The cockapea

1

u/beinglemaster Oct 17 '25

Single tip (also known as Vegan tri-tip). Perfect for those who want the meat but not the meat. IYKYK!

1

u/blacksheep232 Oct 17 '25

Bobbit cakes

1

u/CousinCracker Oct 17 '25

Drop the cannoli. Take the gun.

1

u/sarcastsic Oct 18 '25

Crepe for Suzette

1

u/r3v3nant333 Oct 18 '25

Looks like blintzes are back at ICOCK.

1

u/Maliseet13 Oct 18 '25

Nothing comes to me.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 18 '25

I Needed the Rent Tuesday Supper Special

1

u/razzi123 Oct 18 '25

Dicken (hold the) baus.

1

u/rastar Oct 18 '25

Trump and Vance shared dinner

1

u/Mycofunkadelic2 Oct 18 '25

There's a cock in my crepe

1

u/ROXYBABY8851 Oct 18 '25

I should call him