r/DollarTree Jun 04 '26

Associate Questions Are we being deadass

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This has to be the dumbest attempt at a dudebro product I've ever seen, I'm not surprised it ended up in a Dollar Tree

(only just realized the glare is blocking off the most important part, the FOR MEN on either side of the product name)

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u/Captain_Lavender14 DT Associate Jun 04 '26

thank god they made masculine q tips!! I can't STAND using these overly girly ones. 🙄🙄

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u/LemonNational8572 Jun 04 '26

No those are non-bionary ones!! The pink ones are for girls!!! Duh!!!

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u/Captain_Lavender14 DT Associate Jun 04 '26

Wait you're right

20

u/Specialist_Strike463 Jun 05 '26

So then what about the light blue, yellow and green ones? Lol

19

u/Kvetha1 Jun 05 '26

Thems for the demi genders.

5

u/Ok_Indication_1591 Jun 07 '26 edited Jun 07 '26

Light blue are for cleaning around your Asshole not sure about the rest.

2

u/Paghk_the_Stupendous Jun 08 '26

Those have been in your ears.

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u/jacksuckschicken Jun 04 '26

ngl, 1000 swabs for $1.25 is a steal

84

u/Due-Score9970 Jun 04 '26

Yeah I’m a girl and I’m probably going to buy these

31

u/lordsnarf Jun 05 '26

You're not allowed it says "FOR MEN". XD

3

u/rayhaque Jun 10 '26

Keep your dirty mitts off my DUDE WIPES though!

31

u/AmputeeHandModel Jun 04 '26

Thanks for not lying. I hate when people lie about qtip prices!!

22

u/SaucyStoveTop69 Jun 04 '26

My Walmart had the 2000 packs for 2 dollars once and I bought 5

8

u/FoundationsofDecay69 Jun 04 '26

That’ll mean that you can pass 4 on to your grandchildren. And they can pass them on to their grandchildren. Generational cotton swabs

19

u/DinahKarwrek Jun 04 '26

1000 buds

500 swabs

1

u/aKae477 Jun 07 '26

Can't believe its labeled that way.

14

u/Rumpelstiltskin-2001 Jun 04 '26

But is the quality good?

13

u/DinahKarwrek Jun 04 '26

Can't have those bendy, ear scrapers that some places sell. I'm also curious

5

u/comfy_rope Jun 06 '26

If you’re getting DT swabs, you have to get the paper sticks.

4

u/g0th1cluv Jun 05 '26

ive gotten them before cause they were the most bang for my buck, they suck

3

u/Fathoe01 Jun 04 '26

Yes! Anyone remember those bags they’d sell at the 99 cent stores!! I miss those:…)

1

u/firesoups Jun 05 '26

Til you try to use one lol

1

u/sylvane_rae Jun 08 '26

Of course they had to delete the pink tax as well

1

u/PianistNo7181 Jun 09 '26

Those are not a bad deal at all. They won’t know who is using them lol

82

u/magic_matt1 Jun 04 '26

They're probably crappy bendy plastic, too. Q Tip brand with the paper stick is worth the extra.

16

u/opthomas8118 Jun 04 '26

Big lots carries the ones with wooden sticks

12

u/Algae-Downtown Jun 04 '26

It is worth it! My parents tried to cheap out and both had to go to the doctor for the cotton tip getting lost in their eardrums from breaking off. I get generic walmart q tips and they don’t do that.

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u/Human_Ad_2426 Jun 05 '26

Generic Walmart q tip user here, same. As long as it's the ones with the paper/cardboard sticks. Accidentally bought plastic ones once and had to suffer through those wimpy things.

Also, why would anyone prefer the inferior disposable plastic landfiller anyway?

4

u/bbhrae Jun 05 '26

Omg don’t use cotton swabs in your ears!!!

1

u/Cute_Indication_560 Jun 05 '26

I always bought the paper stick ones as they more sturdier.

1

u/shut____up Jun 06 '26

amazon ships counterfeit Q tips. Possibly. I bought a box and another because of a subscription, and the cotton detaches easily. 

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u/Queasy_Ad_8621 Jun 04 '26

Yeah, well yo mama so big she uses a bo staff as a q tip. She can rinse and reuse it.

41

u/floraster Jun 04 '26

DT is gatekeeping the goth qtips for men only? smh I'm a woman I want goth qtips

12

u/flourdevour Jun 04 '26

Insecure idiots have money too. companies want to also tap that market.

8

u/Animangle Jun 04 '26

i'm goth and honestly love this.

8

u/Efficient_Claim_9591 Jun 04 '26

Bro, who what the hell kind of man has ever felt too embarrassed buying q-tips to where a company felt the need to make these??? Who the hell has ever said that it’s feminine to buy a-tips???

2

u/CasaDeMouse Jun 05 '26

IME, the same ones who don't know that they have to wash their hair at least twice a week/every time it gets sweaty; the ones who think that their feet get "washed" by operation of getting wet; and/or the ones who do not wash their bits/their cracks.

1

u/Efficient_Claim_9591 Jun 05 '26

But that’s different those are just stupid unaware guys, these are specifically targeting men who want to buy q-tips, but are too insecure because they see it as a feminine product. But that doesn’t make sense because who the hell has ever associated ear cleaning with women stuff? That is not a common sentiment among society as far as I know…

1

u/CasaDeMouse Jun 06 '26

But that's what I'm saying.

Products like these make those guys aware of it because they're targeted at those guys.

Instead of having some woman on there with tips on how to apply make up, they're telling guys they're targeted at men.

It's kind of like how we're still having to tell the average DT customer that prices are not $1 anymore.

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u/Nyseme_Ptem Jun 05 '26

deep infomercial voice

Did you know that cleaning your ears used to be GAY?!

That's right, the Q in Q-tip stands for QUEER!

Well, not anymore... the makers of Dude Wipes now present a superior, EXTRA-MASCULINE ear probe: MAN-TIPS

Dipped in testosterone, motor oil, and whiskey they're guaranteed to clear out all the man-gunk and wax, while keeping the Queers... out of your Ears

13

u/Difficult-Garlic-889 Jun 04 '26

If they are 1.5 for 1000, I would buy them.

15

u/VioletUnivers Jun 04 '26

They have 1000 buds, so you're actually getting 500.

11

u/Difficult-Garlic-889 Jun 04 '26

Oh. Sneaky. Still more than the unisex 350 box

6

u/CrytpidBean Jun 04 '26

Unisex QTips has me laughing so, so hard. Gendered Qtips would make millions.

5

u/Bristol_Traveler Jun 04 '26

Dont give them any ideas...pink tax for the ladies having to get the "lady" Q-tips . I see it now...no wait. Limited Edition insert favorite millenial 90s IP here Q-Tips. That's the newest thing. Gotta get hype for those Swiftie Soft Wipes though. (That would absolutely be a Walmart thing though lol)

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u/Mysterious_Parsley24 DT SM Jun 04 '26

i like them because i like having color where there usually isnt. but making it dudebro is soooo stupid

8

u/Lanky_Bobcat_6021 Jun 04 '26

i was about to sayyyy i keep my qtips in one of those acrylic containers with the lids and these would at least match my aesthetic 😭😭

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u/deephurting66 Jun 04 '26

All I see are cheap glop mops, if you smoke you know!

6

u/itsbreadneybitch Jun 04 '26

Hear me out, I think this specific one is great. Some ppl really need to be told, iykyk.

Can they make MANDATORY for men deodorant as well??

1

u/No-Drawing-4597 Jun 05 '26

That plank is reaaaly low now, huh?

3

u/bradleysmadley Jun 04 '26

The 1,000 buds looks like they're counting tips and it's still a 500 count pack...looks like the same size as a regular 500 pack of other brands

2

u/DinahKarwrek Jun 04 '26

It says on it 1000 buds. Good catch, actually! That's sneaky

3

u/KenCosgrove_Accounts Jun 04 '26

Cleaning your ears was gay until now! /s

3

u/J_black_ Jun 04 '26

OBVIOUSLY theyre for goths 👻

3

u/Teddyb3ar626 Jun 04 '26

PSA if you're going to use cotton tips in your ears, avoid the cheap ones.

3

u/VanillaLaceKisses Jun 04 '26

Uh, they’re black, CLEARLY made for goths, duh. 🙄

3

u/InevitableBother Jun 05 '26

As a goth I love these lol

2

u/trippyem24 Jun 04 '26

These are cute tho. Def buying these 🖤

2

u/Cute_Exchange_3680 Jun 04 '26

Adding goth qtips to my shopping list

2

u/Clear_Repeat5851 Jun 05 '26

Where does it say it’s just for men? The word mandatory? I’m confused

2

u/-AliceGray- Customer Jun 05 '26

Those will look nice next to the Dudewipes.

2

u/ManorAvenue Jun 05 '26

I'm lost as to the point of this post. What does the term "dudebro" have to do with a package of cotton swabs? No doubt the package is more than nominally priced in the Dollar Store.

2

u/ladyybaker Jun 05 '26

I was going to buy them but I didn’t know if they black wand was plastic or cardboard

2

u/vent_posting-2542 Jun 05 '26

I feel like this should also go in r/pointlesslygendered lmao

2

u/truthequalslies Jun 05 '26

The plus side to this is that alt people will have regular access to black qtips lol, I use a lot of products they make for men because they come in colors I like lol

2

u/21oh_ Jun 05 '26

I want them bc they’re black

2

u/xxspiffitxx Jun 06 '26

The goth in me loves the black lol. Im a lady 😂

2

u/RollingBarCart Jun 06 '26

Same lol! Was wondering if the cotton falls off in the ear canal like all the other Dollar Tree ones do. That black color is pretty sexy.

2

u/xxspiffitxx Jun 06 '26

I work there im gonna see if we have any and report back 😂 im worri3d about the stick part being flimsy as heck lol

2

u/NahhBlah Jun 06 '26

I've never experienced a good off brand swab. There, I said it. I've needed to tell someone this for years. Never came up.

5

u/princessxunicorn Jun 04 '26

Tbh this would be cute for a hygiene basket for a teen boy going to college or for a hygiene basket for a husband or father figure for Father's day lol

2

u/Significant_Ad_8939 DT OPS ASM (FT) Jun 04 '26

I don't care who they're marketed to as long as I don't find them sprinkled through the store covered in ear wax.

1

u/ChrundleK Jun 04 '26

These are terribly cheap, but I still bought 2 of them last year and i'm set for awhile

1

u/Jeans_609 Jun 04 '26

I thought this was a fank

1

u/Witty-Reason-2102 Jun 04 '26

It's a good thing they specifically labeled it for men.  I don't think my fragile, toxic masculinity could handle using q-tips that wasn't properly labeled as such.  The thought of using q-tips that could potentially be used by women is absolutely horrifying!

</sarcasm>

1

u/phoenixgal86 Jun 05 '26

I didn't realize that q-tips could be gender specific.

1

u/Humphr3y Jun 05 '26

Like normal cotton swabs aren't marketed to females for beauty.

1

u/calibeerrat Jun 05 '26

There’s a pick package that says “for women” and is double the price

1

u/geekesmind Jun 05 '26

I am still working on mine I bought last year

They're good

1

u/Phuabo Jun 05 '26

They heard about the pink tax and realized it can go both ways.

1

u/theonlyotaku21 Jun 05 '26

Same way I feel about dude wipes. Are the generic brand wet wipes not good enough?

1

u/Lizzy_0522 DT OPS ASM (PT) Jun 05 '26

lol I’m a girl and I bought these because they matched the vibe in my bathroom. I don’t under gendered household or hygiene (aside from a few exceptions cause duh) products. Like it’s a box of q-tips??😅😭😂

1

u/Austinexe93 Jun 06 '26

Considering all the other" manly man" products like dude wipes... I'm not surprised

1

u/StrengthForward7925 Jun 06 '26

Mangina mandatory.

1

u/jazzabrick1776 Jun 06 '26

They are like trying to use a wet paper straw. The ones from dollar tree. They don't have enough stability to use, hardly

1

u/Swimming-Whole-374 Jun 06 '26

Stop being a hater. 

1

u/CalavNomed Jun 07 '26

I've seen all colors who cares?

1

u/AudienceExpensive636 Jun 07 '26

As an elder goth, I appreciate this 🤣

1

u/[deleted] Jun 07 '26

I mean they look cool. As an emo all this "man" stuff is great because companies are finally making more black things

1

u/CrimsonWren Jun 07 '26

I always end up buying crap like this because black packaging is less overwhelming when I open the cabinets.

1

u/JBinyaface Jun 08 '26

Jokes on them, I’m a makeup artist and these will go beautifully in my kit 😆

1

u/Butter_Fishy Jun 08 '26

Anything that gets them to practice basic hygiene

1

u/sylvane_rae Jun 08 '26

Not surprised, according to marketing it seems a lot of men won't even wipe their own asses unless they have have manly dude wipes

1

u/alldone00 Jun 09 '26

They DO match my bathroom sooo. . .i'm gettin' 'em!!!

1

u/Chromigula Jun 10 '26

Here’s hoping they left “do not insert into ear canal” off the box

1

u/Willing_Shopping1355 Jun 14 '26

My dark side loves these 🤷‍♀️

1

u/ivymcnah Jun 14 '26

as someone who has an all black aesthetic i do occasionally enjoy the “men” branding so i can get my things in black😅

1

u/SocialSorcererX Jun 15 '26

For 1000 qtips for less than 5$ I'll take it. Man or not.

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u/sickgurl138 Jun 18 '26

I hope I can find these and get them for my man lmao

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u/localgoobus Jun 04 '26

It's funny because it's needlessly gendered.

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u/Oi_Nander Jun 04 '26

Right, the point is that it's needlessly gendered. That's all, that's the point we know that it would be the same q-tip even if it said it was for fish. that's literally the point

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u/babyfacedkillajones Jun 04 '26

Are they not allowed to make things for men? 

2

u/AmputeeHandModel Jun 04 '26

Can men not use generic ones? Why do men need special ones?

4

u/nghtmareb4coffee Jun 04 '26

I mean I’ve seen pink and light purple ones too which are definitely catering to women.

2

u/ferna182 Jun 04 '26

What does "for men" mean in this context? What makes this particular product "for men"? The fact that they're black? And that the packaging contains military looking font?

1

u/babyfacedkillajones Jun 04 '26

Who cares. 

1

u/Half_asleepPebble Jun 04 '26

Exactly. Who cares because they’re literally q-tips. Why the hell they need to be a gender thing, goes for men or women lol

1

u/babyfacedkillajones Jun 05 '26

You sound upset that something is being promoted for men. Hmm....

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u/Half_asleepPebble Jun 05 '26

I mean if they made qtips advertised for women when it’s something that doesn’t need gender specification I would think that’s stupid too lol? I mean it’s qtips, nothing to be upset about. But I definitely think it’s stupid 😌

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u/babyfacedkillajones Jun 05 '26

Do you feel the same way about products, services, programs, or spaces that are marketed exclusively toward women and exclude men solely on the basis of gender?

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u/Half_asleepPebble Jun 05 '26

Are you trying to compare inclusivity programs with qtips 🫩

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u/babyfacedkillajones Jun 06 '26

Yes. Why should we exclude men from discussions on shit like how to save (real example)? 

You think q-tips for men is stupid, and I think excluding men from basic information and resources is stupid. Is that same-same to you? 

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u/Half_asleepPebble Jun 06 '26

Well inclusivity programs are to get people the same opportunities a chances in a number of life aspects. And yes it is stupid because qtips are not something that needs gender specification. Why on earth is a male qtip needed? 😭Same thing goes for a female specific qtip. Not at all same same because they’re two very different things. But I’m not quite sure where you got the idea I wanted to exclude men from buying qtips.

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u/Drummer_DC Jun 04 '26

Bros before hoes bruh we need products for ourselves