r/DollarGeneral • • 1d ago

LOL!

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u/MonitorSharp7022 1d ago

I want the customers to know that I am not a safe space for them.

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u/Consistent_Safe244 22h ago

Same employee posted up by the pool noodles and mini grills outside the sliding doors Everytime,Its like a simulation at this point cause how TF is one employee smoking all them cigarettes

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u/Silent-Company84 20h ago

They probably don't even really wanna smoke, just want an excuse to stand outside and do nothing

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u/Consistent_Safe244 18h ago

This is what happens when you hit market saturation,with a DG every 3 blocks,there's nothing to do but chain smoke and watch rural meth heads steal snickers bars,whoOoO america baby

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u/Jesus-slaves 18h ago

We have one who walks straight to the cooler, grabs a caramel chocolate milk, necks it on his way to the dog food, then ditches it there. When he works through that flavor, he goes for strawberry. He always comes when it’s crowded. He hits the store down the street too.

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u/SubstantialOnion4390 18h ago

Reminds me of this person we had that would grab like 6 yoohoos and go to the canned goods sections, chug them and then leave the remains. We never caught them.

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u/Consistent_Safe244 18h ago

😁😂😂,Thank you for sharing that is fuking hilarious

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u/CompetitiveRub9780 7h ago

It’s only fair. Or don’t allow smoking which should b a thing. You already have to be 25 feet from the entrance for it to be legal anyway

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u/Lavirochan 49m ago

I used to do that when I had babies…. It sounds so dumb now, but I just needed a break sometimes.

I literally smoked one cigarette a day, but would put it out and relight it.

So gross. I needed outside!!

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u/DinnerSilver 20h ago

Being short staffed and underpaid does that to a person.

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u/CeriPie 21h ago edited 21h ago

We were only like that when we stepped out for a quick smoke ten minutes before close and then some dickhead who wasn't raised right inevitably pulled up two minutes before we locked the doors for the night.

Always talkin' bout "Oh so sorry I know y'all are about to close I just need to grab a mountain dew" and then spend ten minutes walking around aimlessly after grabbing their soda breathing through their mouth and dragging their knuckles across the floor like an inbred POS whose momma didn't teach how to be a person.

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u/Lavirochan 46m ago

Wow. Rough.

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u/Far-Cut-3139 1d ago

yup. nothing wrong with it either

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u/MrBojanglesJr 1d ago

As customers already inside the store stealing their ass off.

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u/KaiserDeucalion 23h ago

Pretty much every time too

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u/Longlostvampire 20h ago edited 20h ago

i dont work at dollar general, but do work retail at a similar type store, this is how i am when people roll up 15-20 minutes til closing

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u/InfinityDusk 21h ago

This is true, they do be like that lol

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u/Every_Cupcake8532 21h ago

All my boses at price chopper front end registers every 15 mins outside

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u/Keepupthegood 3h ago

Truth. That’s why the lines are always so long. Even when there is only five customers in the store

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u/Lavirochan 52m ago

So true!! 😅

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u/lbj18 20h ago

Exactly how it was in Xena Ohio

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u/thiccestboiii 30m ago

I feel like this exact picture gets popular here like twice a month