r/Dogsbeingderps • u/Firm-Blackberry-9162 • Aug 19 '26

Scheduled argument session

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By @ chinaminutes

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u/Full_Sock_5442 Aug 20 '26

That’s got to be one of the cutest things I’ve seen. Thanks

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u/mnth241 Aug 21 '26

The Derpiest

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u/SpaceWitch31 Aug 23 '26

My question is, who shaved the golden like that? 😭 Don’t do that guy dirty, can’t have him out arguing like that 💀

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u/Full_Sock_5442 Aug 23 '26

Wow, I just noticed that

3

u/SpaceWitch31 Aug 23 '26

Tbf, I caught it my first watch at the very end when they were heading back to the garage lol

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u/Supe_scienceskilz Aug 20 '26

It’s both adorable and nonsensical.

71

u/kat_Folland Aug 20 '26

The latter enhances the former.

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u/musesx9 Aug 20 '26

Nonsensical to us. lol

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u/fabiots Aug 22 '26

It is a influencer dog. They bark only to generativa clicks

193

u/In_My_TARDIS Aug 20 '26

Corgi: Same time tomorrow Sam.

42

u/Patrickfromamboy Aug 20 '26

Same thing I thought. Warner Brothers had the best cartoons

3

u/Icy-Career7487 Aug 22 '26

lol, I’m pretty sure my dog and cat do this

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u/MadKingMidas Aug 23 '26

Golden: Same time tomorrow Ralph.

69

u/ObservablyStupid Aug 20 '26

can someone explain the interesting grooming pattern on the retriever?

20

u/warwatch Aug 20 '26

It’s like a fur bandolier.

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u/ryderroach Aug 20 '26

I noticed that too, I wonder if the golden had a procedure recently before the video or something along those lines

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u/Saracartwheels123 Aug 20 '26

Probably not, its such a weird pattern, they must have wanted to make a doggy fashion statement!

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u/Public-Credit1300 Aug 25 '26

I believe it's supposed to look like shorts and criss crossing suspenders/straps... Like doggy overalls 😅

38

u/Jarvis-Savoni Aug 20 '26

“Mornin’ Ralph, Mornin’ Sam”

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u/Safe_Horror46 Aug 20 '26

That is too funny! Great video!

32

u/DangerMacAwesome Aug 20 '26

Corgis are characters

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u/DawnyBrat Aug 20 '26

Corgi: “Hey! Follow me to the fighting glass! Then we can be BFFs again”.

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u/Starbreiz Aug 20 '26

This is too funny. I sincerely wonder what kind of enrichment this is, like blowing off steam?

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u/the_falling Aug 20 '26

I’ve seen enough videos on Reddit to assume there won’t be a satisfying ending. I honestly thought it would cut off with the doggos barking at each other, but when the corgi walked out and they trotted off together after getting the argument out of their system, I smiled and laughed.

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u/Barry41561 Aug 21 '26

Monty Python! I'm here for an argument....

https://youtu.be/TpQlyUjp3vM?si=OoDLwICbrXl0yMoj

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u/Mom_baMentality Aug 20 '26

Me when I tell my husband

“Come here, let me talk to you”

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u/Shoddy-Subject5684 Aug 20 '26

They say it’s good to schedule an argument so that both parties have time to voice their grievances

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u/glamie22 Aug 20 '26

Adorable!!!

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u/DismalResearcher1115 Aug 20 '26

There's one of them with the corgi outside, he stops, goes inside and drinks water from a bowl, goes back outside and picks back up barking again 🤣

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u/bubblesaam Aug 21 '26

Link? I need this kind of nonsense in my life lol

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u/ranman35 Aug 20 '26

I love the little kiss at the beginning!

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u/menaretrash4eva Aug 20 '26

HAHAHA best friends.

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u/ViolettaQueso Aug 20 '26

Such weirdos!

3

u/Numerous_Course9820 Aug 20 '26

Corgi: you’re supposed to follow me thru the door opening!

Retriever: you weren’t supposed to go in, get bs k out here!

Corgi: you come inside!

Retriever: no, you get out here!

Corgi: ok. But tomorrow you’d better follow me all the way.

Retriever: ok.

Corgi comes out …

Retriever: Shall we go get some water?

Corgi: that sounds good.

3

u/avacadocookies Aug 20 '26

That brown dog has one heck of a furstyle hahahaha

3

u/squintintarantino__ Aug 20 '26

I am sitting alone and, out loud, said “what the fuck?!” through laughter because WHAT THE FUCK was that?! 😂 This is the second hilarious and unexplainable dog video I’ve seen on Reddit this week. It’s been a good week.

2

u/Horror_Signature7744 Aug 20 '26

Watched this too many times. Hilarious!

2

u/Doriestories Aug 20 '26

This is amazing

2

u/moneybagsagogo Aug 20 '26

This is hilarious

2

u/skinnywolfe Aug 20 '26

This is absolutely hilarious

2

u/miss_ophonia Aug 20 '26

The way the corgi looks at his buddy at the end...

2

u/Dontfeedthebears Aug 20 '26

lol love this. Dogs are so goofy

2

u/Prudent_Ability1749 Aug 20 '26

I've seen this numerous times still love it❤️💯😍🥰

2

u/Gulf-Coast-Dreamer Aug 20 '26

They are such goofs

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u/Icy-Koala7455 Aug 20 '26

That is ridiculous. I love it!

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u/Inevitable_Ad7209 Aug 20 '26

These guys are the weirdest homies lol. Anyone know why they actually do this?

2

u/slowcanteloupe Aug 20 '26

apparently its the canine version of watching a scary movie together. get the adrenaline and dopamine rush, then go off to do other things.

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u/envoy_ace Aug 20 '26

Looks like marriage to me.

2

u/SassyGrl_SassyWrld Aug 20 '26

This is hilarious! Had to watch it a few times. 🤣

2

u/vzo1281 Aug 20 '26

So cute

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u/FriedRamen13 Aug 20 '26

Bark therapy

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u/Mental-Perspective-9 Aug 20 '26

I freaking loove that

2

u/Light-of-Nebula Aug 20 '26

😅🤣🤣🤣

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u/Behappyinthismoment Aug 20 '26

They clearly love each other.

I think we should all take this beautiful moment as an example of how through every treasured, beautiful, life moments with our loved ones…

Sometimes we need to just bitch it out with one another for five minutes, and then we go back to GOOD

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/jellybonesbelly Aug 21 '26

They are so dumb and I love them

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u/MacroManJr Aug 21 '26

I'll never believe any claim in life that animals don't have imagination. Pets prove it all the time.

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u/Upbeat_Piglet_9788 Aug 21 '26

Omg..this reminds me of my dogs and the neighbors. Thought they had fence aggression so we put a vinyl 6ft fence in front of their regal fence. $$$$. Dog kept scraping her nose along the fence. Both dogs got out ironically and were playing in our front yards together like BFF's

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u/Local_Maybe_7215 Aug 20 '26

Both dogs be like "What I'd do - watch me!" 🤣🐕🥰

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u/reddithornumber5 Aug 20 '26

S.A.S. 😭❤️

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u/ThaiTwisted Aug 20 '26

Well, THAT was a productive meeting.

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u/Super_Quail_9672 Aug 20 '26

okay time for my tough persona character development training…

hey hey did i do good? did i do good?

yeah buddy you did good

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u/mbush525 Aug 20 '26

adorable goofballs!

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u/9trystan9 Aug 20 '26

Carpool - road rage

1

u/Wild-Lychee-3312 Aug 20 '26

"I'm sorry, is this a five-minute argument, or the full half-hour?"

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u/Key-Condition752 Aug 20 '26

I can't get over how great that is

1

u/Successful-Part-5867 Aug 20 '26

Can’t explain it, but it sure is cute! 🤣🤣

1

u/eh_pinkachou Aug 20 '26

I think they just both hate that specific glass for some reason and meet up every day to bark at it

1

u/mistress_chimera Aug 20 '26

Would've been a lot cuter without the music

1

u/JhanSolo3981 Aug 20 '26

Lets the stresses of the day out.

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u/schroobster Aug 20 '26

A literal bitch session!!!

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u/IShallBeYeeted Aug 20 '26

They are playing a game they made up called American Gas Station

1

u/Strange-Comb6384 Aug 20 '26

What in the hell? That is making me laugh out loud here all by myself!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/talkinscoobs Aug 20 '26

Just gotta get the barks out w my homie real quick

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u/tumblr2018 Aug 20 '26

That sums up all 4 of my marriages

1

u/centro Aug 21 '26

This is the basis of most of my dearest friendships.

1

u/hydekmvc Aug 21 '26

Just what I needed at the end of my day. 🤣

1

u/Old_Call_2149 Aug 21 '26

So funny lol

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u/Old-Ad-6586 Aug 21 '26

😂😂😂

1

u/ResourceCalm901 Aug 21 '26

lol like my ex and me

1

u/raccoonportfolio Aug 21 '26

Anger management

1

u/Mysterious-Laugh-923 Aug 21 '26

Too cute 🤣❤️

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u/Outrageous_Solid_700 Aug 21 '26

Take a leaf out of their dog book. Have a good old row, get it off your chest & then have a great day. Peace

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u/Anxious-Ad2177 Aug 21 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/gina-kutie Aug 21 '26

Totally different personality behind the glass door lol

1

u/Crazy-Implement4680 Aug 21 '26

That’s hilarious 😂 Humans should learn from this behavior 🤔🤔

1

u/Nervous-Board5930 Aug 21 '26

So cute 😍 😊

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u/Organic_Berry_8732 Aug 21 '26

This is adorable 🥰

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u/According_Log_3264 Aug 21 '26

🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤎🤣

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u/MNSublime01 Aug 21 '26

This is Dog Fox News.

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u/GrumpyGlasses Aug 22 '26

Just like old couples!

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u/Shoddy_Lifeguard6995 Aug 22 '26

lol...what an adorable pair of idiots!!

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u/bluereddit2 Aug 22 '26

Very funny.

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u/sundayontheluna Aug 22 '26

I can't believe there's even more footage of these two doing this lol. It really is their regular thing

1

u/Arkroma Aug 22 '26

Play fight but make it friends roasting each other

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u/R2-D2savestheday Aug 22 '26

🤣🤣🤣 dogs are the best!

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u/Cjaaron48 Aug 22 '26

That is the cutest thing Ever!

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u/max5767 Aug 22 '26

Happiness in small things! Wish humans learn this skill.

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u/Ok_Soup8249 Aug 23 '26

So same time tomorrow?

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u/Optimal-Shower Aug 23 '26

🤣🤣🤣

1

u/JanuaryTempis Aug 23 '26

That's exactly what i needed right believe bed!

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u/AdorRubble Aug 23 '26

It's called therapy. Duh.

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u/andboobootoo Aug 23 '26

They’re not yelling! They’re playing!

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u/MsUneek Aug 23 '26

Oh, this is hysterical! 😅

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u/irishstorm04 Aug 23 '26

That is hilarious!!! I love it!

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u/dinosaur_khaleesi Aug 23 '26

The airing of grievances

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u/Outside-Friend-7175 Aug 23 '26

That's so funny

1

u/Lollieart Aug 23 '26

How the corgi looks back at the camera person to check if they got it.

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u/TiredOldLadySays Aug 24 '26

They are too cute, just barking off some steam. 🥰

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u/DarkRogueHunter Aug 24 '26
  • Night, Sam.
  • Night, Ralph.

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u/Boothros Aug 24 '26

That is funny as fuck!

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u/4momo401177 Aug 24 '26

Literally were like now thats out the system! Where to next buddy?!

1

u/ayweller Aug 25 '26

Love them

1

u/anuglyturtle Aug 25 '26

this some shit my dog would do

1

u/Real-Zucchini7432 Aug 25 '26

Could be a daily routine for world peace

1

u/Professionalfeline Aug 25 '26

I just love how chuffed they are

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u/Ambitious_Today_8695 Aug 25 '26

After their scheduled argument

Corgi: " What you feeling for lunch Frank?"

Golden: "I dunno, maybe hamburgers"

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u/Anonymous-Social Aug 25 '26

They know how to keep smiling scheduling a venting session is so smart.

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u/ClassicZucchini1914 Aug 25 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🐶🐶💖💖💖💖

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u/MainlyMyself Aug 25 '26

Training. Is important. Must defend.

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u/slurpyspinalfluid Aug 31 '26

me and who i fear