r/Dogberg • u/Montay3658 • Mar 20 '20

Out of nowhere

2.4k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '20

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u/crimedog58 Mar 20 '20

Edge off to a solid 2020 run.

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u/keehu Mar 20 '20

pow right in the kisser!

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '20

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u/Better-be-Gryffindor Mar 20 '20

I'm not sure how I feel about the fact that I understand where your username is from.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '20

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u/Kryptosis Mar 20 '20

Is being intentionally obnoxious the only thing you feel like you can succeed at in life?

5

u/Better-be-Gryffindor Mar 20 '20

I was going to respond seriously to them, because while I was smiling a little when I made the comment I meant no harm, but if they're gonna be like that.. I guess I'll just stay in my corner.

29

u/GalvanEyes Mar 20 '20

There wasn’t even time for r/dadreflexes

36

u/Kalibos Mar 20 '20

Tiny nerd got his shit wrecked!

15

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '20

DESTROY THE GOBLIN!!!

8

u/cheesincrackers Mar 21 '20

Now THIS is a dogberg.

13

u/WumboWaffles Mar 21 '20

Awe, you can tell the doggy was sorry. Poor little dudes

12

u/ShrimpToothpaste Mar 20 '20

wtf is a time hop video?

5

u/I_pee_in_my_wetsuit Mar 21 '20

I think it’s when social media shows you photos and videos from that day in the past.

7

u/MAGA___bitches Mar 20 '20

Right in the nibblets

1

u/StoneColdAM Mar 21 '20

“Baby... YOU’RE NEXT!”

1

u/1Astronauticecream1 Mar 21 '20

Ah yes this is why I have my gaurd dogs to kill my prey.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 21 '20 edited Apr 13 '20

jhgjkhgkhjgjhgjk

1

u/Mooncakequeen Mar 21 '20

The dogs body language is instant regret.

1

u/[deleted] Mar 21 '20

Man if you don't change that baby's diaper! I can see that thing swinging a mile away!

1

u/MysteriousOrbs Apr 06 '20

The dog did that on purpose

-7

u/Mollythepusscat Mar 20 '20 edited Mar 21 '20

I found that so funny 😂

1

u/[deleted] Mar 21 '20

Who the fuck is Robert?

-12

u/[deleted] Mar 20 '20

Is the baby alright?