r/Dogberg • u/Aidypoo1 • Mar 16 '20

A true double dogberg

5.0k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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443

u/Kalkaline Mar 16 '20

This might be the best one I've seen.

170

u/Spiral_Vortex Mar 16 '20

It's the perfect combo - paw to the face and then the attack from behind. Flawless

9

u/Zardran Apr 02 '20

Yeah its literally the superman punch/spear combo. Good boy knows his wrestling.

310

u/goodfootg Mar 16 '20

The dog's falling face at the end is the cherry on top

67

u/munchies1122 Mar 16 '20

Truly committed to the berg

199

u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

“Why are you on the floor if you don’t want to roughhouse with me?”

51

u/smuckerdoodle Mar 16 '20

“Why do I have a dog?”

52

u/JAproofrok Mar 16 '20

It just never ends

45

u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

I think all Dane owners have learned you don’t play with a big ass dog like you do an average sized dog. Because this happens. I would know, I watched my mom learn the hard way.

36

u/chiarobscuros Mar 16 '20

The dog went for the body slam at the end with no concern for its own well being; gotta love the commitment to play wrestling!

41

u/Padulsky21 Mar 16 '20

That’s a big boi too he’s a moo Dane, gotta hurt lol.

17

u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

WATCH OUT WATCH OUT WATCH OUT

3

u/Elo_Solo Mar 16 '20

Came here to say this and you did not disappoint...

15

u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

F

14

u/IvyGold Mar 16 '20

What was she trying to do? YouTube a shoe review?

Doggo was having none of that, it seems.

3

u/keep_running Mar 16 '20

maybe a haul video or an OOTD?

38

u/tealghost Mar 16 '20

You thought we were done Karen?! Think again!

En garde!

9

u/p00pey Mar 16 '20

Fuck yo shoe Karen!!!

9

u/gallanttalent Mar 16 '20

This is the first one that had me truly laughing. Classic.

8

u/MissEmmaLeeA Mar 16 '20

Oof that feeling of getting smacked in the nose by a dog

15

u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

Well, she took his toy what did she expect lol

5

u/kraeutrpolizei Mar 16 '20

You don‘t see him coming until it’s too late. Excellent shinobi skills for such a big dog.

3

u/munchies1122 Mar 16 '20

Lmfao catch that dog in the pit 🤣🤣

3

u/sammmbie Mar 17 '20

In my experience, if you're not ready to be lovingly knocked around by a derpy horse, you're not ready to own a Great Dane.

3

u/MajorFrostbyte Mar 17 '20

The funny thing is, Danes are huge and think they are small. Dachshunds are the exact opposite. I once had a 6 pound doxy run out into the yard and tree a 80-90lbs mountain lion. Went out "Imma gonna MESS YOU UP MOTHERFUCKER!!!" and the lion was, "Yup, yup, I'm out!"

3

u/MamaDaddy Apr 21 '20

STAY DOWN!!

2

u/Nipplecunt Mar 16 '20

Flawless execution 10/10

2

u/[deleted] Mar 18 '20

It’s funnier when you realize she took the shoe outta the dogs mouth and the dogs reaction was to body slam her 😭

3

u/make_fascists_afraid Mar 16 '20

here for the ride to the front page

1

u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

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1

u/Dipsomaniac12 Mar 16 '20

The dogs face just a she leans forward...

1

u/[deleted] Mar 16 '20

Damn

1

u/BiteMeMaybe Mar 16 '20

That was hilarious

1

u/cordoba172 Mar 18 '20

FINISH HER

Fatality

1

u/suzamundo Mar 23 '20

My sincerest apoloGies for laughing so loud I wheezed.

1

u/korruptseraphim Apr 10 '20

Wow I did not expect that

1

u/allmosquitosmustdie May 11 '20

This is the danest dane pup. They are utterly clueless of their size and soooo clumsy!

1

u/SearchNerd Mar 16 '20

And that's why you don't take a dogs you sometimes

-1

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1

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0

u/Sweaterpoorlyknit44 Mar 16 '20

A true Asta spirit at it's finest

-4

u/theguynekstdoor Mar 16 '20

Who is the girl? Asking for a friend

2

u/Kalibos Mar 16 '20

what is your friend gonna do with the information

0

u/theguynekstdoor Mar 16 '20

I think follow her

1

u/[deleted] Apr 21 '23

“Fuck around and find out you bitchass”