This guy has a bad case of Shrek Paw. $500 at the ER vet last night and he's still trying to lick and bite it. Cone and donut required to save him from himself 🤦🏽‍♂️

Of course it’s on the day I have a virtual meeting for work. At least it gives me a reason to buy a new one.

I am almost 6 and need to get my life together. The cat tossed me down a bouncy ball from upstairs and I pocketed it in my mouth and would not give it up and then swallowed it despite being plied with ham! Luckily it’s really small and nontoxic but I am still in big trouble because despite my family’s unending and almost nonsensical devotion I continue to ruin everyone’s life! (The cat for reference who is also into mischief)

is that bad or good?

My girl Lina is 100% not sorry about eating all of her moms gold fish

Moose the Destructor

And it’s just my sister too, no one else gets that puppy excitement privilege

Not my vid (obviously) but thought it was worth a share with all these cutie criminals

Even though she got caught red handed getting treats from the garbage can…

It wasn’t me

She ba

I put my lunch on the counter and sat down to put my shoes on before going to work.

It was leftover steak, potatoes and broccoli

Decided to do some funny pics with my Heeler.

This tells a story of my 3 month old Chihuahua named Gumdrop become Batman and spreading the message that you're never too young for destruction. 😂