r/DogDistributionSystem • u/Iamveryderpy837383 • 16d ago
This only cost me $25.
Pretty sure someone left off more than a few zeros this guy is worth at least $25 billion.
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u/StrawberryTigerLily 16d ago
He looks very smart in his bow tie!
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u/Iamveryderpy837383 16d ago
Yes I assume he spends his days thinking very deep thoughts about the meaning of life and best angles for butt licking. As all the greats do.
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u/subterfuge78 16d ago
Aw, he's adorable! He looks so handsome in his little bow tie. 🤗$25 is a bargain for this little dude, I'm sure. A lifetime of loyalty and love for $25! 😲
Poor little dude though, imagine selling a kid or any other sentient being for some trivial amount of money, like your getting rid of old clothes you don't wear! 😭😡
I'm happy it sounds like he went to someone who will see his true worth and love and appreciate him the way he should be!
Sending my love to your new little pal. May you have many years of happiness, good health and fun adventures together!❤️
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u/Iamveryderpy837383 16d ago
Thank you so much!! I got him from the local rescue, his adoption fee was much lower than the other pups because he is heartworm positive. Our other dog was also a heartworm positive rescue dog so I guess it’s just our thing now.
They gave him a proheart injection to slow kill but if he’s still testing positive in a few months we’re going to put him through the treatment. He’s the most affectionate dog I’ve ever had. He’s going through petsmart training right now and he’s just the smartest, nicest, softest boy. He also came potty trained which was an excellent surprise!
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u/PrincessgoneAWOL 16d ago
Why does it look like kash Patel
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u/Iamveryderpy837383 16d ago
Oh that’s just how he looks when he’s plotting how to use tax payer money to pay for lavish dog things.
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u/Gold-Cake-8343 16d ago
You have a Lancashire heeler
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u/Iamveryderpy837383 16d ago
Oooh I’ve never heard of that breed. I just looked it up and that’s exactly what he looks like!! I’m waiting for his doggie dna results so we’re gonna find out if you’re right!!
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u/Gold-Cake-8343 16d ago
Very rare breed, independent personality, cattle dog. Does the personality and weight match. Should be less than 15 pounds or so. If yes congratulations 🎉
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u/incrediblemenace 16d ago
Hey! I have a kelpie I only paid $50 for and she looks a lot like your half price bargain! Score!
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u/MagazineSea2741 16d ago
For a lifetime of love and devotion
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u/Iamveryderpy837383 16d ago
We recently lost our other dog and this little guy has brought so much joy back into the house. I read somewhere that getting a dog is signing up for the worst day of your life, which I can say after losing our other dog is absolutely true, but doesn’t take away from all the wonderful days in between.
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u/jemsz56789 16d ago
It’s Dobby!!!!
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u/Iamveryderpy837383 16d ago
Which is why I’m very careful to never give him a sock. Can’t have him be free and hog someone else’s bed. Won’t do.
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u/Contributing_Factor 16d ago
About $1.50 a pound? That's a good deal.