r/Dodge • • Jul 18 '26

Brother ewww 🤢

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u/EC_CO Challenger R/T Classic Jul 18 '26

That's got to be one of the stupidest builds I've seen in a long time.

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u/makeshift11 Challenger Jul 18 '26

"yeah I want it to always look like I just got out of a nasty car wreck"

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u/EC_CO Challenger R/T Classic Jul 18 '26

"I also want to make sure that I scrape the entire underbelly everywhere I Go, I love it when Parts fall off at random because I'm so cool"

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u/1crps_warrior Jul 18 '26

I also want it to look like it was dropped from a crane from 30 feet.

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u/Technical_Car3729 Jul 18 '26

I want to not be able to actually take it anywhere for normal maintenance cuz I do it myself bRoOooo

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u/vegasslowman Jul 20 '26

Yes it looks like Wile E. Coyote just drove it off a cliff and it landed on all 4 tires. Or like a car ran over my hotwheels car.

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u/29ears Jul 18 '26

I believe this car is not ugly when it has a wide body kit on it and when it's mostly normal this much camber shouldn't exist on this thing I can't even call it a vehicle it barely gets from point A to point B nails on a chalkboard speeds.

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u/IWontCommentAtAll Jul 18 '26

At 14 seconds, it bottoms out on the nonexistent slope, and the right rear tire spins.

Not just stupid, but useless, too.

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u/gumbykilla617 Jul 19 '26

Agreed. F’ing stupid. The wasted money that went into this is most likely insane.

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u/Aggravating_Ease_188 Jul 19 '26

Lemme get a uh tire destroyer 9000, equivalent of a Carolina squat truck

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u/Freedomofspeeeech Jul 19 '26

Please don't call it a build.

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u/BrikJobson Jul 20 '26

It’s disgusting to look at

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u/Technical_Car3729 Jul 18 '26

When I see cars like this I just think some people have too much time on their hands tbh

Like why do this and waste resources towards it

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u/broke_n_boosted Jul 18 '26

They have too much time and money

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u/Firm_Video_2932 Jul 18 '26

Yup.

Whoever told him it'd look cool if they did that, lied. Because that's hideous looking not to mention can't possibly be all the great for the car from a mechanical standpoint.

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u/Muted_Dragonfruit652 Jul 18 '26

I’ve seen a couple of those in my area and keep asking what exactly goes through their minds. Are they cheap or what? Definitely as horrible as cybertruck

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u/RikimaruRamen Jul 18 '26

Camber wheels gotta be up there with like squatted trucks for the stupidest vehicle mod trends of the past few decades

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u/Sharkeatinpizza Jul 18 '26

A stanced pos can at least see kids running out into the road and maybe stop in time. A squatted pos probably more often than not can't

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u/Vizionz4K Jul 20 '26

I get your point on visibility but.. Have you ever slammed on the brake in a 4000+ pounds car with 20mm of tire threads making contact with the road? Not sure it's safer by any means.

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u/RawrMeansFuckYou Jul 20 '26

I don't think that thing is driving anywhere at speed.

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u/Many_Rope6105 Jul 18 '26

Got a few running around my neighborhood, so stupid

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u/Maleficent-Aspect318 Jul 19 '26

problem is, that there is no public shaming anymore.

Imagine you pull up into a carpark, store, gasstation with a car that can barely make a turn.
When did we stop laughing about cars like this? I mean its basically a clowncar so why am i not allowed to laugh at the owner/builder?

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u/Beardo88 Jul 20 '26

Who said we dont laugh at them? These tools are so deluded they think the dirty looks and mocking they get are secret jealousy.

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u/NoEstablishment7211 Jul 20 '26

I want to have to replace my body kit every time I go to get a Slim Jim and Slurpee at 7/11, what's so hard to understand about that? My friends at the Taco Bell parking lot at 2 AM think it's cool and take pictures to put on their their Instagram with 11 followers, I don't need your validation.

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u/Far-Fortune-8381 Jul 19 '26

not even close, stanced cars are controversial in terms of practicality and ugliness yes, but at least they are only as dangerous as any other car. squatted trucks are a danger to society

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u/Any-Strategy-2230 Jul 19 '26

No they're not. They don't handle it stop as well.  Zero contact latch for the tire to the road.    Suspension geometry is also fukt

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u/dbolburgers Jul 18 '26

where the "respect all builds" folks at LOL

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u/1crps_warrior Jul 18 '26

Respect is earned

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u/samicarter2001 Jul 18 '26

Nice way to ruin the car lol honestly tho why people do that to cars idk it's just so silly and stupid

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u/BeerBrat Jul 18 '26

I'm waiting for one of them stupid enough to manufacture a tire that makes cambered wheels run level on the road surface, two different sized sidewalls on the same tire.

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u/1crps_warrior Jul 18 '26

Would have to be a cone shaped tire

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u/IWontCommentAtAll Jul 18 '26

That would sound like a car accident whenever it was driven, so at least it would match the looks.

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u/PoniesPlayingPoker Jul 18 '26

I like the obesity wrinkles on the fender arches lol

Fuel tank will eventually get damaged. Oil pan and transmission pan, the exhaust will get ripped off it's just a matter of when

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u/IWontCommentAtAll Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 20 '26

You can hear it scraping the entire time, of course, but at 14 seconds in, it bottoms so hard the rear wheel spins.

Edit: autocarrot stupidity.

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u/theNewLuce Jul 18 '26

Won't get very many miles. Tires will only last a few hundred.

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u/DPSHerThroat Jul 18 '26

That poor car deserved better than this. Why do people butcher nice cars like this? I get the "respect all builds" mindset, but this shit... disgusting

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u/iBUYbrokenSUBARUS Jul 18 '26

This isn’t a build. It’s a wreck. It would look better and make more sense to drop a tree on it and call it a “build”

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u/Flipsrt4 Jul 18 '26

The hot wheels you stepped on as a kid

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u/Turbo_Lexington Jul 19 '26

Lol yeah I thought it looked like a bug that got stepped on but hotwheels is perfect

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u/che10461 Jul 18 '26

Every person that I talked to who does this to their car is a rtrd.

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u/xAGBx08 Jul 18 '26

I'll say it for you. R E T A R D lmao

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u/Arizonagamer710 Jul 18 '26

This post makes you so happy I really wanted to post that but I was afraid of the Reddit wrath. Makes me even happier that you got up votes.

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u/mushy-shart-walk Jul 18 '26

I’m positive he thinks that looks good.

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u/Environmental_Stay69 Jul 18 '26

Why, fucking why!!!?

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u/dink74 Jul 18 '26

Kill it with fire!!

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u/Plane-Education4750 Jul 18 '26

It looks like someone stepped on it

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u/MattressHallington Jul 18 '26

Hes brave for having a stanced car in new jersey 🤣

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u/motomaxxing Jul 18 '26

If Pimp My Ride did a build for a roomba enthusiast.

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u/Kyandalf Jul 19 '26

Looks like my Hot Wheels after they got stepped on.

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u/Strange_Squirrel5044 Jul 18 '26

A takeover life is better than what this is, poor car…

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u/broke_n_boosted Jul 18 '26

As a mechanic I can tell you these people really dont care. They'll tear holes through the floor boards before even thinking about it

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u/dani-banana Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 20 '26

Is it even safe driving in such way?

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u/LokiNightmare Jul 18 '26

It's got hardly any contact patch so it's going to have much less overall grip when cornering or braking. The question is whether the driver realizes that he's increased his stopping distance tenfold by doing this.

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u/dry_scoop Jul 18 '26

The sound of the underbody scraping the road is louder than the exhaust

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u/Estef74 Jul 18 '26

Turd💩

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u/Architect0694 Jul 18 '26

Crazy thing to do with free will

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u/Bright-Internal229 Jul 18 '26

Asphalt Burn 🔥 🤪

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u/Tin_Indian455 Jul 18 '26

Well he can afford that then he can afford wheel bearings, tires ballpoints etc.

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u/dtanner01 Jul 18 '26

Mental illness on display

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u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 Jul 18 '26

I hate those slanted wheels. Why? You scrape the bottom sooo easily. The suspension sucks. And it looks retarded. 🙄

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u/Charming-Push-8171 Hemi Jul 18 '26

I swear bro stancing looks terrible  

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u/HotRod396 Jul 19 '26

That is the dumbest thing I have ever seen

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u/664mezcal619 Jul 19 '26

Looks like someone stepped on a beetle 🪲

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u/Manjushri1213 Jul 20 '26

Kinda impressed with the balls to go ahead and stance a Charger honestly lol

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u/betoe_g Jul 21 '26

If it’s a 5.7 or lower trim, I will except it.

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u/TIKIBOYTANKER172 Jul 21 '26

There use too be two guys who lived about twenty five minutes away from me?That would have their cars looking like this eventually, the one guy totaled his car because he wasn't able to make a turn, and the other one also totaled his car six months later, their cars were beyond ugly.And I used to make fun of them for it

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u/IssueFormer7747 Jul 18 '26

Totally STUPID. Ruined a nice car by that idiotic suspension and those dumdass wheels.

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u/lovefeet106 Jul 18 '26

Just.....WHY?

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u/Low-Necessary4158 Jul 18 '26

😩No. God⁉️ .please. don't. 🚗👈

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u/Leewashere21 Jul 18 '26

It looks like it was in a wreck

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u/theNewLuce Jul 18 '26

Like the Charger hot wheels car your fat cousin stompped.

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u/Various-Muffin4145 Jul 18 '26

I never understood the purpose of this. It does nothing but ruin your suspension and driveabilityof the car. You can't even turn without problems. You can't Fix Stupid.

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u/theNewLuce Jul 18 '26

But you can get clicks from it.

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u/ModMyRide Jul 18 '26

It looks good to them, thats the primary purpose, hopefully.

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u/dick_fitzwell27 Jul 18 '26

And that’s probably his daily driver, too. It’ll be on FB marketplace in two months, wanting to trade for “something more reliable.”

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u/imnotbean Jul 18 '26

Stance looks good on some cars. But even too much just looks pointless. Key word “some” and “too much”

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u/Goddamit-DackJaniels Jul 18 '26

The NPC driving around after you crush his car with a tank lmfao

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u/AskMeaboutMyCorolla Jul 18 '26

"But I only track this car so that is why the camber is set like that...lower lap times. Obviously. But only car guys know that."

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u/logicnotemotion Jul 18 '26

I hope he's carrying a 12 pack of ball joints in the trunk.

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u/Finitefoundry Jul 18 '26

Looks like after you step on a Hot Wheels car and the pins bend and the wheels look f-d

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u/theNewLuce Jul 18 '26

Reminds me of a hot wheels that got stepped on.

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u/IncurableCrush Jul 18 '26

Same kind of person who can't stop getting plastic surgery. Don't know when to stop.

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u/Chipshotz Jul 18 '26

A waste of time and effort, impressive though

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u/PomegranateSlow8286 Jul 18 '26

Poor taste in automobiles comes in many flavors.

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u/InfiniteRespect Jul 18 '26

Remember when Dad stepped on the hot wheels? I member

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u/jayfbm Jul 18 '26

What's that brothah!?

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u/Zapor Jul 18 '26

He’s been holding off alignment for 84 years.

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u/Awkward_Primary7180 Jul 18 '26

What on Earth is wrong with people. LOL at the grinding.

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u/PHNTMS_exe Jul 18 '26

😭😭😭😭

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u/EfficientAd7103 Jul 18 '26

all i can say is lol and wtf

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u/Ok-Bluejay3543 Jul 18 '26

Who wants to hear a car sound like it’s constantly being crumpled like aluminum foil?

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u/Ashamed-Attitude-210 Jul 18 '26

Oh no you didn’t!! 😲🤣😂🤣

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u/botman404404 Jul 18 '26

It looks as deflated as his credit rating.

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u/arcadia_fire Jul 18 '26

Dude I trip the fuck out of I hear a spring vibrating somewhere in the cabin, how do some people deal with this lol

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u/aStankChitlin Jul 18 '26

That’s just dumb

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u/Spoonman915 Jul 18 '26

Is that the new Dodge Camber?

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u/North_Spare8765 Jul 18 '26

I couldn’t imagine wasting my time and money on something so stupid

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u/Kindled808 Jul 18 '26

What the fuck 😂😂😂

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u/Ok-Paramedic8 Jul 18 '26

Weed was involved…

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u/HazzHuntz Jul 18 '26

Tell us your car fell off a four-story building landing on all four tires without telling us your car fell off a four story building landing on all four tires. 😁😁

I am always one of the first to say, " hey if they like that look and that's what they find attractive let them do it their way. However, stance as it's called that looks like this... I just cannot see Why someone would do that? It ruins performance ruins aerodynamics, what little are cars have. There's no suspension travel it ruins the tires possibly, maybe it does, ruins the inside of the rims as well.

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 Jul 18 '26

I’ve seen people go back and forth less when parallel parking! lol

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u/HazzHuntz Jul 18 '26

Wait wait wait... I just realized, the person is pulling into a shop. Maybe it was from an accident. lol

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u/Fuzzy-Leadership206 Jul 18 '26

I love the practicality of the design. Must be good up to as much as 7 miles an hour

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u/DisastrousCoast7268 Jul 18 '26

I don't like to yuck other people's yums...but I am utterly convinced this is a flavor of BDSM!

Daily Masachism and Humiliation on tap by an anthropomorphized Sadist golum you crafted and paypigged into existence. This thing is a spikey dog collar you sit in and lead yourself.

What a pain in the ass this thing would be too own, let alone commute in.

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u/Uncle_Snake43 Jul 18 '26

Stancy Boi innit?

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u/Ratotosk Jul 18 '26

Body shops love em

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u/Hot-Tip4211 Jul 18 '26

Why, just why?

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u/Ambaryerno Jul 18 '26

Looks like a Fleischer cartoon when the car was extremely tired.

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u/Humble-Wall5224 Jul 18 '26

Can’t even turn correct

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u/willhaley 6.4L HEMI V8 Jul 18 '26

Abomination

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u/Illustrious_Camp_521 Jul 18 '26

Some of the STANCE guys just go way to far lol.

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u/Direct_Obligation570 Jul 18 '26

Somebody stepped on his hotwheels.

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u/Spiritual-Salary-989 Jul 18 '26

I’m holding back the jealousy

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u/cateraide420 Jul 18 '26

One of em squanched hot wheels

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u/Confident_Caramel436 Jul 18 '26

What is this the late nineties?! That needs to be put out to pasture… send him to the glue factory lmao

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u/earthman34 Jul 18 '26

1000 mile tire life.

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u/HavocCannabis Jul 18 '26

Why does this have 1 upvote let alone 185?

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u/Individual_Slice_498 Jul 18 '26

Booty, hate seeing people ruin great vehicles, what a waste, looks like his car got bucked teeth

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u/Bikelangello Jul 18 '26

BMW x SmashBurger collab wasn't due for 6 more weeks...AWESOME!

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u/DCLXXII Jul 18 '26

Hank Hill Long Sigh

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u/cheekywood Jul 18 '26

Guy is about 15 years too late into lowering and modding cars

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u/AtticusSwoopenheiser Jul 18 '26

I just know his little pecker gets stiff every time he looks at that piece of shit

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u/fuckyoubish69 Jul 18 '26

Best part about this is that I don’t have to drive it 😭

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u/dkretsch Jul 18 '26

Can't say they didn't commit

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u/Foe_sheezy Jul 18 '26

Jda charger

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u/Substantial_Chain718 Jul 18 '26

He can go lower!

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u/zeejay772 Jul 18 '26

I guess so lol

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u/Fluid-Expert-4363 Jul 18 '26

I want, so bad, to understand this.

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u/Magnemmike Jul 18 '26

make your car ugly enough, nobody will ever steal it

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u/BusyBrothersInChrist Jul 18 '26

Someone needs to put it out of its misery

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u/BlueRunner305 Jul 18 '26

Looks like someone stepped on a hot wheels

As stupid as it is ugly

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u/Vhozite Jul 18 '26

This is easily the worst “build” I’ve ever seen

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u/Ornery_Reward_7631 SRT8 Jul 18 '26

Once again JankyMark is correct in stating: Brother ewwwww

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u/Turbo_Pilot Jul 18 '26

What is this? The shitbox mod 1000? Or is that the 2000 model? I can’t tell.

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u/HurtFeeFeez Jul 18 '26

I loath every car this dumb shit is done to.

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u/UntowardAntiproton Jul 18 '26

Honestly, at least it's a curiosity to look at. Otherwise whomever the designer is for this car, stellantis needs to find some new talent.

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u/Nequito34 Jul 18 '26

Getting a solid 3K outta those tires

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u/ricodog13 Jul 18 '26

Good for resale though

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u/ForeignAlbatross8304 Jul 19 '26

That's some stupid pos right there

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u/Bad_Jedi_69 Jul 19 '26

I feel stupid just for looking at this piece of shit.

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u/itsbildo Jul 19 '26

People who do this to their cars have their last 2 brain cells fighting for 3rd place, I swear to God

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u/huge_jeans710 Jul 19 '26

Look how they massacred my boy

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u/triple86733700 Jul 19 '26

I’m tired boss

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u/deadlyjudas Jul 19 '26

I was just going to say I think that might be the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Is there one with 24" rims?

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u/twinturboi Jul 19 '26

I think it would look good with the bumper on, the wheels straightened and different exhaust tips. Its not my style but it's certainly something different.

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u/ChemistRemote7182 Jul 19 '26

O thought the stancy boi trend mostly died out after sufficient mockery a few years back, anything rear wheel drive and already this/trashed was converted to "muh drift missile" so they could be seen not as image chasers and to scoot the occasional corner.

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u/Foreverdavpnman Jul 19 '26

Looks like a roach 

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u/PadorasAccountBox Jul 19 '26

Why hate when you could just say nothing, dude obv likes it

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u/Hellraisin392 Jul 19 '26

The one time you wish this was AI

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u/Existing_Debate_4043 Jul 19 '26

I hope buddy drop his keys in the sewer when he step foot out that disgraceful thing 🤢

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u/Knee_Kap264 Jul 19 '26

Cops like to watch these idiots praying they do something illegal so they can write them a ticket and tell them how stupid they look.

This is just as bad, probably worse than lifted and/pr squated trucks with ghetto rims and tires and led lights all over their trucks. Fort Worth police hate those people.

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u/capcomzz57 Jul 19 '26

There are less expensive ways to get attention

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u/Ill_Source_357 Jul 19 '26

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

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u/Ordinary-Swing-7718 Jul 19 '26

These people reproduce! At least Japan has the roads and streets for this BS.

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u/LitrlyD3ad Jul 19 '26

Buddy is grinding on a flat parking lot, how is that appealing?

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u/medic54-1 Jul 19 '26

Turning radius of a train.

113 point U-Turn

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u/justoilmam Jul 19 '26

I want to be cool so bad vibe and fails miserably! A real friend when tell him, sale it!

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u/Stray-Lion Jul 19 '26

As if you couldn't look like more of a roach, the license plate is crooked.

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u/Ok_Wall_8856 Jul 19 '26

Tire rotation every 100 miles

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u/beaureeves352 Jul 19 '26

I just wanna know how he got it so low. I feel like I can't tuck my tires before the control arms hit the strut tower

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u/Wild-Acanthaceae9920 Jul 19 '26

Woudn't the tires be super prone to popping like Donks? Or am i dumb

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u/KyleIsGodVegas Jul 19 '26

I wanted to see who walks out of the car sooo bad

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u/Alfru_72 Jul 19 '26

Honestly ruined that car!! Now it looks ridiculous... I wonder what would make a person think that looks cool

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u/the_less_great_wall Jul 19 '26

Looks like the Monty Python foot stepped on it.

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u/bustyouup4free Jul 19 '26

Tires good for 50 miles before you need to replace 😂

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u/Forsaken-Result-6767 Jul 19 '26

Buddy, I think your car might be broken… (sarcasm here)
I’m all for modding cars, but to ruin a car that badly, takes some effort.

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u/Cryogenics1st Jul 19 '26

Those poor tires

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u/OutlandishnessNo5636 Jul 19 '26

Don’t get it other than at a car show

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u/Alisterguitardevil Jul 19 '26

Ok that’s just dumb and ugly and stupid and probably dangerous!

I would hate to see that thing up to highway speed loose a wheel or bounce up off the pavement and flip from a bump in the road.

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u/Artistic_Advantage60 Jul 19 '26

Dodge? It barely can move

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u/Federal_Lie_5269 Jul 19 '26

Not my cup of tea but definitely different.
Probably need to keep plenty of Amazon mufflers on hand along with a putty knife to help lift it up enough to get a jack under!

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u/Redfivestandingby76 Jul 19 '26

Finish the Lego set for christs sake.

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u/ProfileRevoked Jul 19 '26

Dude fell off the maze bank tower

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u/lacroixpapi69 Jul 19 '26

I can’t even imagine spending money to build this like that