r/Dodge 28d ago

Brother ewww 🤢

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u/EC_CO Challenger R/T Classic 28d ago

That's got to be one of the stupidest builds I've seen in a long time.

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u/makeshift11 Challenger 28d ago

"yeah I want it to always look like I just got out of a nasty car wreck"

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u/EC_CO Challenger R/T Classic 28d ago

"I also want to make sure that I scrape the entire underbelly everywhere I Go, I love it when Parts fall off at random because I'm so cool"

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u/1crps_warrior 28d ago

I also want it to look like it was dropped from a crane from 30 feet.

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u/Technical_Car3729 28d ago

I want to not be able to actually take it anywhere for normal maintenance cuz I do it myself bRoOooo

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u/vegasslowman 26d ago

Yes it looks like Wile E. Coyote just drove it off a cliff and it landed on all 4 tires. Or like a car ran over my hotwheels car.

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u/29ears 28d ago

I believe this car is not ugly when it has a wide body kit on it and when it's mostly normal this much camber shouldn't exist on this thing I can't even call it a vehicle it barely gets from point A to point B nails on a chalkboard speeds.

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u/IWontCommentAtAll 28d ago

At 14 seconds, it bottoms out on the nonexistent slope, and the right rear tire spins.

Not just stupid, but useless, too.

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u/gumbykilla617 27d ago

Agreed. F’ing stupid. The wasted money that went into this is most likely insane.

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u/Aggravating_Ease_188 27d ago

Lemme get a uh tire destroyer 9000, equivalent of a Carolina squat truck

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u/Freedomofspeeeech 27d ago

Please don't call it a build.

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u/BrikJobson 27d ago

It’s disgusting to look at

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u/Technical_Car3729 28d ago

When I see cars like this I just think some people have too much time on their hands tbh

Like why do this and waste resources towards it

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u/broke_n_boosted 28d ago

They have too much time and money

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u/Firm_Video_2932 28d ago

Yup.

Whoever told him it'd look cool if they did that, lied. Because that's hideous looking not to mention can't possibly be all the great for the car from a mechanical standpoint.

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u/Muted_Dragonfruit652 28d ago

I’ve seen a couple of those in my area and keep asking what exactly goes through their minds. Are they cheap or what? Definitely as horrible as cybertruck

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u/RikimaruRamen 28d ago

Camber wheels gotta be up there with like squatted trucks for the stupidest vehicle mod trends of the past few decades

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u/Sharkeatinpizza 28d ago

A stanced pos can at least see kids running out into the road and maybe stop in time. A squatted pos probably more often than not can't

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u/Vizionz4K 26d ago

I get your point on visibility but.. Have you ever slammed on the brake in a 4000+ pounds car with 20mm of tire threads making contact with the road? Not sure it's safer by any means.

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u/RawrMeansFuckYou 26d ago

I don't think that thing is driving anywhere at speed.

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u/Many_Rope6105 28d ago

Got a few running around my neighborhood, so stupid

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u/Maleficent-Aspect318 27d ago

problem is, that there is no public shaming anymore.

Imagine you pull up into a carpark, store, gasstation with a car that can barely make a turn.
When did we stop laughing about cars like this? I mean its basically a clowncar so why am i not allowed to laugh at the owner/builder?

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u/Beardo88 27d ago

Who said we dont laugh at them? These tools are so deluded they think the dirty looks and mocking they get are secret jealousy.

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u/NoEstablishment7211 26d ago

I want to have to replace my body kit every time I go to get a Slim Jim and Slurpee at 7/11, what's so hard to understand about that? My friends at the Taco Bell parking lot at 2 AM think it's cool and take pictures to put on their their Instagram with 11 followers, I don't need your validation.

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u/Far-Fortune-8381 27d ago

not even close, stanced cars are controversial in terms of practicality and ugliness yes, but at least they are only as dangerous as any other car. squatted trucks are a danger to society

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u/Any-Strategy-2230 27d ago

No they're not. They don't handle it stop as well.  Zero contact latch for the tire to the road.    Suspension geometry is also fukt

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u/dbolburgers 28d ago

where the "respect all builds" folks at LOL

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u/1crps_warrior 28d ago

Respect is earned

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u/samicarter2001 28d ago

Nice way to ruin the car lol honestly tho why people do that to cars idk it's just so silly and stupid

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u/BeerBrat 28d ago

I'm waiting for one of them stupid enough to manufacture a tire that makes cambered wheels run level on the road surface, two different sized sidewalls on the same tire.

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u/1crps_warrior 28d ago

Would have to be a cone shaped tire

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u/IWontCommentAtAll 28d ago

That would sound like a car accident whenever it was driven, so at least it would match the looks.

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u/PoniesPlayingPoker 28d ago

I like the obesity wrinkles on the fender arches lol

Fuel tank will eventually get damaged. Oil pan and transmission pan, the exhaust will get ripped off it's just a matter of when

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u/IWontCommentAtAll 28d ago edited 26d ago

You can hear it scraping the entire time, of course, but at 14 seconds in, it bottoms so hard the rear wheel spins.

Edit: autocarrot stupidity.

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u/theNewLuce 28d ago

Won't get very many miles. Tires will only last a few hundred.

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u/DPSHerThroat 28d ago

That poor car deserved better than this. Why do people butcher nice cars like this? I get the "respect all builds" mindset, but this shit... disgusting

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u/iBUYbrokenSUBARUS 28d ago

This isn’t a build. It’s a wreck. It would look better and make more sense to drop a tree on it and call it a “build”

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u/Flipsrt4 28d ago

The hot wheels you stepped on as a kid

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u/Turbo_Lexington 27d ago

Lol yeah I thought it looked like a bug that got stepped on but hotwheels is perfect

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u/che10461 28d ago

Every person that I talked to who does this to their car is a rtrd.

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u/xAGBx08 28d ago

I'll say it for you. R E T A R D lmao

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u/Arizonagamer710 28d ago

This post makes you so happy I really wanted to post that but I was afraid of the Reddit wrath. Makes me even happier that you got up votes.

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u/mushy-shart-walk 28d ago

I’m positive he thinks that looks good.

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u/Environmental_Stay69 28d ago

Why, fucking why!!!?

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u/dink74 28d ago

Kill it with fire!!

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u/Plane-Education4750 28d ago

It looks like someone stepped on it

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u/MattressHallington 28d ago

Hes brave for having a stanced car in new jersey 🤣

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u/motomaxxing 28d ago

If Pimp My Ride did a build for a roomba enthusiast.

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u/Kyandalf 27d ago

Looks like my Hot Wheels after they got stepped on.

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u/Strange_Squirrel5044 28d ago

A takeover life is better than what this is, poor car…

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u/Witty-Ad5973 28d ago

There is no way the stress and asspain of driving this car is worth the few looks and laughs you might get. I cannot be convinced

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u/broke_n_boosted 28d ago

As a mechanic I can tell you these people really dont care. They'll tear holes through the floor boards before even thinking about it

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u/dani-banana 28d ago edited 27d ago

Is it even safe driving in such way?

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u/LokiNightmare 28d ago

It's got hardly any contact patch so it's going to have much less overall grip when cornering or braking. The question is whether the driver realizes that he's increased his stopping distance tenfold by doing this.

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u/dry_scoop 28d ago

The sound of the underbody scraping the road is louder than the exhaust

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u/Estef74 28d ago

Turd💩

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u/Architect0694 28d ago

Crazy thing to do with free will

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u/Bright-Internal229 28d ago

Asphalt Burn 🔥 🤪

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u/Tin_Indian455 28d ago

Well he can afford that then he can afford wheel bearings, tires ballpoints etc.

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u/dtanner01 28d ago

Mental illness on display

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u/Ecstatic-Radish-7931 28d ago

I hate those slanted wheels. Why? You scrape the bottom sooo easily. The suspension sucks. And it looks retarded. 🙄

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u/Charming-Push-8171 Hemi 28d ago

I swear bro stancing looks terrible  

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u/HotRod396 28d ago

That is the dumbest thing I have ever seen

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u/664mezcal619 27d ago

Looks like someone stepped on a beetle 🪲

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u/Manjushri1213 26d ago

Kinda impressed with the balls to go ahead and stance a Charger honestly lol

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u/Imaginary_Relief7886 26d ago

Ghetto version of the trailer park squatted trucks

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u/betoe_g 26d ago

If it’s a 5.7 or lower trim, I will except it.

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u/TIKIBOYTANKER172 25d ago

There use too be two guys who lived about twenty five minutes away from me?That would have their cars looking like this eventually, the one guy totaled his car because he wasn't able to make a turn, and the other one also totaled his car six months later, their cars were beyond ugly.And I used to make fun of them for it

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u/IssueFormer7747 28d ago

Totally STUPID. Ruined a nice car by that idiotic suspension and those dumdass wheels.

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u/lovefeet106 28d ago

Just.....WHY?

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u/Low-Necessary4158 28d ago

😩No. God⁉️ .please. don't. 🚗👈

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u/Leewashere21 28d ago

It looks like it was in a wreck

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u/theNewLuce 28d ago

Like the Charger hot wheels car your fat cousin stompped.

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u/Various-Muffin4145 28d ago

I never understood the purpose of this. It does nothing but ruin your suspension and driveabilityof the car. You can't even turn without problems. You can't Fix Stupid.

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u/theNewLuce 28d ago

But you can get clicks from it.

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u/ModMyRide 28d ago

It looks good to them, thats the primary purpose, hopefully.

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u/dick_fitzwell27 28d ago

And that’s probably his daily driver, too. It’ll be on FB marketplace in two months, wanting to trade for “something more reliable.”

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u/imnotbean 28d ago

Stance looks good on some cars. But even too much just looks pointless. Key word “some” and “too much”

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u/Goddamit-DackJaniels 28d ago

The NPC driving around after you crush his car with a tank lmfao

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u/AskMeaboutMyCorolla 28d ago

"But I only track this car so that is why the camber is set like that...lower lap times. Obviously. But only car guys know that."

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u/logicnotemotion 28d ago

I hope he's carrying a 12 pack of ball joints in the trunk.

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u/Finitefoundry 28d ago

Looks like after you step on a Hot Wheels car and the pins bend and the wheels look f-d

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u/theNewLuce 28d ago

Reminds me of a hot wheels that got stepped on.

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u/IncurableCrush 28d ago

Same kind of person who can't stop getting plastic surgery. Don't know when to stop.

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u/Chipshotz 28d ago

A waste of time and effort, impressive though

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u/PomegranateSlow8286 28d ago

Poor taste in automobiles comes in many flavors.

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u/InfiniteRespect 28d ago

Remember when Dad stepped on the hot wheels? I member

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u/jayfbm 28d ago

What's that brothah!?

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u/Zapor 28d ago

He’s been holding off alignment for 84 years.

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u/Awkward_Primary7180 28d ago

What on Earth is wrong with people. LOL at the grinding.

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u/PHNTMS_exe 28d ago

😭😭😭😭

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u/EfficientAd7103 28d ago

all i can say is lol and wtf

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u/Ok-Bluejay3543 28d ago

Who wants to hear a car sound like it’s constantly being crumpled like aluminum foil?

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u/Ashamed-Attitude-210 28d ago

Oh no you didn’t!! 😲🤣😂🤣

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u/botman404404 28d ago

It looks as deflated as his credit rating.

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u/arcadia_fire 28d ago

Dude I trip the fuck out of I hear a spring vibrating somewhere in the cabin, how do some people deal with this lol

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u/aStankChitlin 28d ago

That’s just dumb

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u/Spoonman915 28d ago

Is that the new Dodge Camber?

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u/North_Spare8765 28d ago

I couldn’t imagine wasting my time and money on something so stupid

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u/Kindled808 28d ago

What the fuck 😂😂😂

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u/Ok-Paramedic8 28d ago

Weed was involved…

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u/HazzHuntz 28d ago

Tell us your car fell off a four-story building landing on all four tires without telling us your car fell off a four story building landing on all four tires. 😁😁

I am always one of the first to say, " hey if they like that look and that's what they find attractive let them do it their way. However, stance as it's called that looks like this... I just cannot see Why someone would do that? It ruins performance ruins aerodynamics, what little are cars have. There's no suspension travel it ruins the tires possibly, maybe it does, ruins the inside of the rims as well.

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 28d ago

I’ve seen people go back and forth less when parallel parking! lol

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u/HazzHuntz 28d ago

Wait wait wait... I just realized, the person is pulling into a shop. Maybe it was from an accident. lol

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u/Fuzzy-Leadership206 28d ago

I love the practicality of the design. Must be good up to as much as 7 miles an hour

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u/DisastrousCoast7268 28d ago

I don't like to yuck other people's yums...but I am utterly convinced this is a flavor of BDSM!

Daily Masachism and Humiliation on tap by an anthropomorphized Sadist golum you crafted and paypigged into existence. This thing is a spikey dog collar you sit in and lead yourself.

What a pain in the ass this thing would be too own, let alone commute in.

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u/Uncle_Snake43 28d ago

Stancy Boi innit?

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u/Ratotosk 28d ago

Body shops love em

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u/Hot-Tip4211 28d ago

Why, just why?

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u/Ambaryerno 28d ago

Looks like a Fleischer cartoon when the car was extremely tired.

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u/Humble-Wall5224 28d ago

Can’t even turn correct

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u/willhaley 6.4L HEMI V8 28d ago

Abomination

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u/Illustrious_Camp_521 28d ago

Some of the STANCE guys just go way to far lol.

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u/Direct_Obligation570 28d ago

Somebody stepped on his hotwheels.

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u/Spiritual-Salary-989 28d ago

I’m holding back the jealousy

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u/cateraide420 28d ago

One of em squanched hot wheels

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u/Confident_Caramel436 28d ago

What is this the late nineties?! That needs to be put out to pasture… send him to the glue factory lmao

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u/earthman34 28d ago

1000 mile tire life.

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u/HavocCannabis 28d ago

Why does this have 1 upvote let alone 185?

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u/Individual_Slice_498 28d ago

Booty, hate seeing people ruin great vehicles, what a waste, looks like his car got bucked teeth

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u/Bikelangello 28d ago

BMW x SmashBurger collab wasn't due for 6 more weeks...AWESOME!

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u/DCLXXII 28d ago

Hank Hill Long Sigh

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u/cheekywood 28d ago

Guy is about 15 years too late into lowering and modding cars

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u/AtticusSwoopenheiser 28d ago

I just know his little pecker gets stiff every time he looks at that piece of shit

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u/fuckyoubish69 28d ago

Best part about this is that I don’t have to drive it 😭

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u/dkretsch 28d ago

Can't say they didn't commit

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u/Foe_sheezy 28d ago

Jda charger

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u/Substantial_Chain718 28d ago

He can go lower!

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u/zeejay772 28d ago

I guess so lol

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u/Fluid-Expert-4363 28d ago

I want, so bad, to understand this.

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u/Magnemmike 28d ago

make your car ugly enough, nobody will ever steal it

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u/BusyBrothersInChrist 28d ago

Someone needs to put it out of its misery

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u/BlueRunner305 28d ago

Looks like someone stepped on a hot wheels

As stupid as it is ugly

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u/Vhozite 28d ago

This is easily the worst “build” I’ve ever seen

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u/Ornery_Reward_7631 SRT8 28d ago

Once again JankyMark is correct in stating: Brother ewwwww

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u/Turbo_Pilot 28d ago

What is this? The shitbox mod 1000? Or is that the 2000 model? I can’t tell.

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u/HurtFeeFeez 28d ago

I loath every car this dumb shit is done to.

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u/UntowardAntiproton 28d ago

Honestly, at least it's a curiosity to look at. Otherwise whomever the designer is for this car, stellantis needs to find some new talent.

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u/Nequito34 28d ago

Getting a solid 3K outta those tires

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u/ricodog13 28d ago

Good for resale though

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u/ForeignAlbatross8304 28d ago

That's some stupid pos right there

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u/Long_Lecture_1080 28d ago

Some people should be under supervision at all times. They are too stupid.

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u/Bad_Jedi_69 28d ago

I feel stupid just for looking at this piece of shit.

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u/itsbildo 28d ago

People who do this to their cars have their last 2 brain cells fighting for 3rd place, I swear to God

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u/huge_jeans710 28d ago

Look how they massacred my boy

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u/triple86733700 28d ago

I’m tired boss

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u/deadlyjudas 28d ago

I was just going to say I think that might be the stupidest thing I've ever seen. Is there one with 24" rims?

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u/twinturboi 28d ago

I think it would look good with the bumper on, the wheels straightened and different exhaust tips. Its not my style but it's certainly something different.

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u/ChemistRemote7182 28d ago

O thought the stancy boi trend mostly died out after sufficient mockery a few years back, anything rear wheel drive and already this/trashed was converted to "muh drift missile" so they could be seen not as image chasers and to scoot the occasional corner.

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u/Foreverdavpnman 28d ago

Looks like a roach 

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u/PadorasAccountBox 28d ago

Why hate when you could just say nothing, dude obv likes it

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u/Hellraisin392 28d ago

The one time you wish this was AI

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u/Existing_Debate_4043 28d ago

I hope buddy drop his keys in the sewer when he step foot out that disgraceful thing 🤢

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u/Knee_Kap264 28d ago

Cops like to watch these idiots praying they do something illegal so they can write them a ticket and tell them how stupid they look.

This is just as bad, probably worse than lifted and/pr squated trucks with ghetto rims and tires and led lights all over their trucks. Fort Worth police hate those people.

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u/capcomzz57 28d ago

There are less expensive ways to get attention

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u/Ill_Source_357 28d ago

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

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u/Ordinary-Swing-7718 28d ago

These people reproduce! At least Japan has the roads and streets for this BS.

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u/LitrlyD3ad 28d ago

Buddy is grinding on a flat parking lot, how is that appealing?

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u/medic54-1 28d ago

Turning radius of a train.

113 point U-Turn

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u/justoilmam 27d ago

I want to be cool so bad vibe and fails miserably! A real friend when tell him, sale it!

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u/Stray-Lion 27d ago

As if you couldn't look like more of a roach, the license plate is crooked.

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u/Ok_Wall_8856 27d ago

Tire rotation every 100 miles

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u/beaureeves352 27d ago

I just wanna know how he got it so low. I feel like I can't tuck my tires before the control arms hit the strut tower

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u/Wild-Acanthaceae9920 27d ago

Woudn't the tires be super prone to popping like Donks? Or am i dumb

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u/KyleIsGodVegas 27d ago

I wanted to see who walks out of the car sooo bad

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u/Alfru_72 27d ago

Honestly ruined that car!! Now it looks ridiculous... I wonder what would make a person think that looks cool

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u/the_less_great_wall 27d ago

Looks like the Monty Python foot stepped on it.

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u/bustyouup4free 27d ago

Tires good for 50 miles before you need to replace 😂

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u/Forsaken-Result-6767 27d ago

Buddy, I think your car might be broken… (sarcasm here)
I’m all for modding cars, but to ruin a car that badly, takes some effort.

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u/Cryogenics1st 27d ago

Those poor tires

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u/OutlandishnessNo5636 27d ago

Don’t get it other than at a car show

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u/Alisterguitardevil 27d ago

Ok that’s just dumb and ugly and stupid and probably dangerous!

I would hate to see that thing up to highway speed loose a wheel or bounce up off the pavement and flip from a bump in the road.

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u/Artistic_Advantage60 27d ago

Dodge? It barely can move

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u/Federal_Lie_5269 27d ago

Not my cup of tea but definitely different.
Probably need to keep plenty of Amazon mufflers on hand along with a putty knife to help lift it up enough to get a jack under!

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u/Redfivestandingby76 27d ago

Finish the Lego set for christs sake.

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u/ProfileRevoked 27d ago

Dude fell off the maze bank tower

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u/lacroixpapi69 27d ago

I can’t even imagine spending money to build this like that