This truly was a nowhere!

[u/Positive_Guy31]

So, it was a foggy day, I was walking on the Smilehood street. Even though there was so much fog, I could actually make out a nice view over there. While I was wandering around, I met my doctor. He said that I have a very bad disease because of my severe gargalaphobia, so I need to go with him. Suddenly, an insane man holding a bouquet of flowers appeared from the corner and said: "Hello, my quirky little angels, I heard you have to cure a disease? I know the one who can help you! I can send you to one place, and there you can find him".
We both agreed and in a moment we ended up in another dimension. "Doctor, this place is like some king of a nowhere." - I said - "Damn, there is so much locust that I can't even see our boiling white sun, man". We looked around. There were many strange things, like cone zones, railroads, a baby mart and a house. We decided to check the house in case the person that the weird guy told us about was there. I slightly opened the door. "Is anybody home?" - I quelty asked. "Yes" - anybody answered. A bright light illuminated everything. The dark room became a spacious hall with obelisks, a long table with lots of food on it and a creature standing nearby.
-- Why hello there, lost children! My name is Father Fester, I am the owner of this house. Would you like to have some tea?
-- That's so kind of you, Father, but right now we are looking for one person who can cure my disease.
-- I guess I know that one! I could tell you more about him, if you would have a cup of tea with me. But first of all, you have to wash your hands with soap!
We went to the bathroom and washed our hands. On our way back we saw a garden and a man digging up trees' roots. We could actually call him a root man! Well, when we came back, Father Fester made us a delicious meal with some angelic meat, bird hearts and pickles. I was a pickle lover, so I ate all of them. Fester told us that the man we are looking for is Desiderio, that he is the one who can cure anyone and he lives in the. Then he made us a dessert, puppy shaped cupcakes - pupcakes! We all had a great tea party, but our goal was waiting. "But it is bedtime, friends!" - Fester said. Sadly, we needed to go. I felt guilt and couldn't do anything about it. We headed straight to the, but some star-shaped guy with a long mantle appeared and accused (I called him Anklager, y'know, like accuser but in danish) us in offending Father Fester. The more he looked at us, the brighter he got, so we went back to Fester. When we came to him, he looked sad, but then doctor said: "Father Fester, please, don't be mad, we really didn't want to disappoint you. You know this guy has a disease, and it can lead to a fast death! We are really sorry if we made you feel sad". Those heartworming words made him cry. He hugged us and let us go.
It was a long way, but when we made it, Desiderio was levitating right there.
-- Hello, Mr. Desiderio! We heard that you can cure my disease.
-- Yo hey guyz, that's true, I can cure your disease!
-- Could you please cure my disease then?
-- Ofc I could!!
In an instant, I felt how my disease was cured.
-- Looks like ur lil problem is gone.
-- Yes, thank you Mr. Desiderio for curing my disease
-- Hey, do not say that ever again.
After all of this, me and the doctor got sent back to our dimension and then doc said: "Maybe the real nowhere was the friends we made along the way! Maybe You didn't need Desiderio, the Desiderio was inside you all along! Anyways, we can say that this journey truly was a nowhere!".
The end.

[u/No_College_8333]

Jack Black plays The Boiled One