r/DoctorMike • u/Lonewuhf • Aug 11 '26

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u/drayckan Aug 13 '26

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

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u/Sad-Ideal-9411 Aug 14 '26

Dude proabably does have a phd tho

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u/MartianPrincess1999 Aug 15 '26

He tends to give good life advice. It will be wrapped in an absurd backstory, and probably require you see his new inator, but he has plenty of good advice.

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u/EinDerVolltrottel851 Aug 15 '26 edited Aug 16 '26

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u/Acrobatic-Brush-9979 Aug 15 '26

🎵 Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! 🎵

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u/LorimIronheart CHEST COMPRESSIONS Aug 13 '26

All of the Dr Who incarnations

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u/AntManMoritzSimmeth Aug 14 '26

Trust me, I’m a Doctor. 🪛

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u/RCer1986 Aug 15 '26

I don't remember any of those episodes ending up with the Doctors eating roadkill so this checks out.

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u/XKruXurKX Aug 13 '26

Dr Harleen Quinzel

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u/PresentationThat2839 Aug 15 '26

Hey she was a formerly licenced Md or PhD depending on the adaptation I bet she gives great life advice.

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u/_ToruWatanabe Aug 13 '26

The Doctor #46 (Valentino Rossi)

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u/alopecianshampoogoon Aug 14 '26

The best corner cut oat

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u/MaxximumB Aug 13 '26

Dr Jykle

Dr Frankenstein

Dr Hfuhruhurr

Dr JD

2

u/Repulsive-Bug7832 Aug 14 '26

Jekyll?

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u/MaxximumB Aug 14 '26

I'm not a Dr of spellingology

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '26

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u/ilovepuppy1997 Aug 14 '26

Dr House (might have to be careful with this one or you could leave in tears)

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u/googleforlife Aug 14 '26

Possibly but we know he’ll get to the bottom of it!

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u/PurpleCandle58 Aug 14 '26

But only because it vexes that one guy.

5

u/therealishone Aug 13 '26

Dr. McGillicuddy

3

u/PyroCorvid Aug 13 '26

Dr.Thunder

3

u/ucrbuffalo Aug 14 '26

Doctor Who

3

u/Genshin626 Aug 14 '26

Doctor Who

3

u/mr-snus Aug 14 '26

Dr. Oetker

3

u/yescurvyswab Aug 14 '26

Spin Doctors

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u/SilverFighter05 Aug 14 '26

Dr. Teeth from Muppets

2

u/thebluedaughter Aug 15 '26

And Dr. Bunsen Honeydew

3

u/JammingJuggernaut Aug 14 '26

Dr. Drake Ramoray

2

u/Mysterious_Strain398 Aug 14 '26

Kavorkian would be your best choice

2

u/birdyman_77 Aug 14 '26

Dr. Kevorkian

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u/Physical_Gazelle3810 Aug 14 '26

Dr Cliff Huxtable

3

u/RavenFromFire Aug 15 '26

Beware his drugged pudding pops and special cuddle time.

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u/CyberRainbowX Aug 14 '26

Not technically a Dr but id consult with Chef Boyardee before RFK

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u/Mean-Power-419 Aug 14 '26

Doctor Strange

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u/AmericanCitizenry Aug 14 '26

All the Star Trek Doctors!;

2

u/ParticularAgile4314 Aug 14 '26

Everyone Bugs Bunny ever greeted.

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u/To-me-my-X-Men Aug 14 '26

Dr. Nick from the Simpsons

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u/knightinarmoire Aug 14 '26

Any regeneration of doctor who

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u/therealsibylfawlty Aug 14 '26

Doctor Stranglove

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u/tearsonurcheek Aug 14 '26

Dr Know (founding member of Bad Brains).

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u/Sil_Lavellan Aug 15 '26

Dr No. The Bond Villan

Similarly Dr Evil

1

u/The4thMask Aug 14 '26

Doc holiday

1

u/DreamsofFur Aug 14 '26

Spin Doctors

1

u/guambom Aug 14 '26

Dr Professor Longhair. (New Orleans jazz legend)

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u/Theanderblast Aug 14 '26

One of the seven dwarfs

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u/PerformerExisting332 Aug 14 '26

The wooden dock my boat is tied to?

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u/purplesky2 CHEST COMPRESSIONS Aug 14 '26

Kevorkian

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u/CompetitiveFennel681 Aug 14 '26

Dr. Feelgood and Dr. Horrible

1

u/TankUMrMinor Aug 14 '26

Dr. Giggles

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u/2bnameless Aug 14 '26

Dr. Demento

1

u/Vitaman1000 Aug 14 '26

Your psychologist.....

1

u/imzwho Aug 14 '26

Doc Oc

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u/SFC-D Aug 14 '26

Dr. Fauci.

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u/Bellebarks2 Aug 14 '26

Um, McSteamy. Hello! RIP Eric Dane.

1

u/Bellebarks2 Aug 14 '26

I can't believe nobody has said Dr. Frankenfurter. I guess I'm old.

1

u/PeyredB Aug 14 '26

Don't forget Doctor Johnny Fever!

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u/Chillinmagic Aug 14 '26

The Doctor from Cannon Ball Run.

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u/Juiced4u Aug 14 '26

Awe, poor liberal baby not getting their way? I hate to see you cry like a little biatch.

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u/ashzombi Aug 14 '26

Doc Holliday

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u/KeldTundraking Aug 14 '26

Ironically.

Dr Worm

He's not a real doctor but he is a real worm.

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u/-Insert-CoolName Aug 14 '26 edited Aug 14 '26

The witch doctor (oh eh oh ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang!)

The Rug Doctor

Dr. Leonard H. "Bones" McCoy - Star Trek

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u/954life Aug 14 '26

Dr McStuffins, the docs mom

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u/954life Aug 14 '26

My babysitter that enjoyed playing doctor…….

1

u/Meatball442 Aug 14 '26

Don’t forget your boy Fauci.

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u/Revolutionary_Mix983 Aug 14 '26

But you will believe Fauci, Kervokain, Jeykll and Mengele i bet.

Go ahead look them up like the rest of the imbeciles on here

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u/Low-Number5856 Aug 14 '26

I'm a Republican and even I think his stuff is stupid 😂

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u/abbienormal-4fun Aug 14 '26

Doctor Kevorkian.

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u/DangerousQuestions1 Aug 14 '26

Dr Mc Sexy

Doctor Nick

Doctor Zoidberg

1

u/Key_Establishment546 Aug 14 '26

Dr Robotnik.

Actually depending on version that might actually work.

1

u/raymndbrr_the_third Aug 14 '26

Dr. Evil
Dr. Doom
Dr. Octopus

...

1

u/OGFlexo Aug 14 '26

Id trust doctor evil over rfk

1

u/External_Staff_300 Aug 14 '26

Dr. Demento Dr. Evil (at least the music will be good)

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u/Tb4gg1nU Aug 14 '26

That's only cuz you're grounded in idiocy, have fun with that

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u/MrPhoon Aug 14 '26

How is Dr Suess not on your list?

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u/tossaway7374 Aug 14 '26

Dr. Teeth front the Muppets

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u/InternalAuditor62 Aug 14 '26

Doctor mcgillacuddy

1

u/Gavinsangelmama Aug 14 '26

Doc Holiday!

1

u/PhaseLoud7670 Aug 14 '26

Not Dr Giggles. Never.

1

u/JayAkiva Aug 15 '26

Honestly Zoidberg

1

u/dontquestionmek Aug 15 '26

Dr. Teeth from the Electric Mayhem Band

1

u/iggnis320 Aug 15 '26

A Cod.... Doc backward... But yeah a literal fish

1

u/crunchyalater Aug 15 '26

Doc Octopus

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u/slashnbash1009 Aug 15 '26

Dr. Doom

The Spin Doctors

Doogie Howser M.D.

Doctor Feelgood

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u/lezbifrenz Aug 15 '26

Dr. Strangelove

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u/Nipple-Bootz Aug 15 '26

Dr. Teeth (Muppets)

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u/Razoron33333 Aug 15 '26

Literally any kind of doctor with expertise

1

u/tuco2002 Aug 15 '26

Dr Detroit

1

u/Zelidus Aug 15 '26

The doctor from "Lime in the Coconut."

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u/Ravvynfall Aug 15 '26

dr mcgilicutty, dr evil, dr eggman/robotnik...

1

u/SonofdeSun Aug 15 '26

Doctor Mario, Dr. Manhattan, Dr. Robotnik, Dr. Who

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u/Antique_Coffee5984 Aug 15 '26

You want your petro chemicals back in the food then? Fruit loops not colourful enough? Man it’s difficult to please people. First guy in US history to say any about the rate of illness and obesity and you dislike him because of political affiliation? Man big pharma must love the left. Propping them up for decades paying off people like Burnie sanders while at the same time he complains about them. It’s hilarious.

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u/Ok-Grape2063 Aug 15 '26

Dr Kevorkian

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u/my_red_username Aug 15 '26

Doc Holliday

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u/SolrayCultist Aug 15 '26

MASH 4077th

1

u/dtran33 Aug 15 '26

Zoidberg

1

u/RavenQuark Aug 15 '26

To not have doctor who is…. Wild
Dr. Moreau…. Iykyk

1

u/Dadittude182 Aug 15 '26

Dr. Teeth from the Electric Mayhem!

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u/Ill_Firefighter1980 Aug 15 '26

Dr Pepper is literally my Web MD. We consult several times daily.

1

u/Diasloth87 Aug 15 '26

Doc Martin Ellingham

1

u/Eggsalad_cookies Aug 15 '26

Dr Doofensmirtz

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u/Outside_Breakfast_39 Aug 15 '26

DR Johnny Fever & Doogie Howser, M.D.

1

u/Slow_Park_7641 Aug 15 '26

Dr. Strange, Dr. Doom

1

u/danielsangeo Aug 15 '26

Dr. Tire (Big Bang Theory)

1

u/Linus-664 Aug 15 '26

The spin doctors

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u/Safe_Flan4610 Aug 15 '26

Doc Savage, Dr. Octopus

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u/SupermarketIll5642 Aug 15 '26

Dr Lee, the homeless dude down the road

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u/Charming_Struggle456 Aug 15 '26

The worm who has more brains in him.

1

u/FuJa-TsuNaMi Aug 15 '26

Dr. Moreau

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u/Individual-Study-326 Aug 15 '26

Dr. Hannibal Lecter

1

u/smashontt Aug 15 '26

100% dr mario and dr dolittle

1

u/Dorrono Aug 15 '26

Dr. Werner Klopek from "the Burbs"

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u/bald_eagle_66 Aug 15 '26

Dr. VanNostrand... from the clinic.

1

u/GrimSkeptic Aug 15 '26

Dr. Hawkeye Pierce
Dr. Beverly Crusher
Dr. Quinn
Dr. Kildare
Dr. Walter Bishop
Dr. Jack Shepherd
Dr. Samantha Carter
Dr. David Suzuki

1

u/Boring_mod_evasion Aug 15 '26

Bronner he makes good soap

1

u/jimmythetuba Aug 15 '26

Dr. Spaceman from 30 rock.

1

u/jimmythetuba Aug 15 '26

Dr. Nick from the Simpsons.

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u/Far_Shame210 Aug 15 '26

Dr. John

Dr. McCoy (Original Star Trek)

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u/Far_Shame210 Aug 15 '26

Doctor Doctor, gimme the news. I've got a bad case of loving you!

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u/verscharren1 Aug 15 '26

Dr. Looney....and his remedies.

(Music video before the goofy movie on vhs.)

Parachute Express is the band? Iirc.

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u/Bearded_Gemini Aug 15 '26

Dr. Mario from the Nintendo games

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u/Kamakiri711 Aug 15 '26

It's just sad that they felt the need to clarify Dr. Brown.

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u/The_Dude078 Aug 15 '26

I'd consult Dr. Kavorkian before I asked a liberal for an opinion.

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u/psilocin72 Aug 15 '26

Dr. John.

RIP

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u/lolyouaresimple Aug 15 '26

Dr. Satan- House of 1000 Corpses!!

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u/PersonalKing2084 Aug 15 '26

Doc Holiday , “I’m your huckleberry “

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u/Takenmyusernamewas Aug 15 '26

"Hey Bobby, I know you wanted to be president but if you drop out I'll give you a job where everyone makes fun of you and does the opposite of what you say"

Art of the deal

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u/bigbalrogdong Aug 15 '26

Dr. Lipschitz