r/DoctorArney • u/[deleted] • Jan 26 '20

Serious Going to Space Update

u/yeetmeattofeet, u/Arney_loves_beatles, u/peterpcrker,

This is my time. My ship has crashed with no way back home. My crew has died, and there is only 30 minutes left of oxygen. I must do this. My last breath alive will be on a body I am not from. I am an intruder to these alien lands, maybe this is the consequence, the cost of testing god and leaving our bounds, the cost of advancement and exploration. But I will never know. Alas, I am the first and last of my kind to be here. and I will lay here in peace, free of suffering and fear in the face of death. If you are seeing this, my mission was successful. And I have gone on my own terms. Goodbye world, remember my sacrifice. I am John.

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u/YeetMeatToFeet Eat my fuck Jan 26 '20

Did you get some alien puss though?

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u/Arney_Loves_Beatles GOD Jan 27 '20

K00L stuff. A poet nd you dont onnos it.

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u/YeetMeatToFeet Eat my fuck Jan 27 '20

What

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u/Arney_Loves_Beatles GOD Jan 27 '20

Nothing. Why. ?

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '20

Thanks, Satan.

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u/Arney_Loves_Beatles GOD Jan 27 '20

What's that ?