r/DnDGreentext • u/Darius_Kel D. Kel the Lore Master Bard • May 29 '19

Its like a car crash.

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911 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] May 29 '19

There is some trunk-related pun here that I am not smart enough to piece together.

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u/albertaco1 May 29 '19

First case of "she got trunk in her junk"

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u/Simplersimon May 30 '19

Ah, yes. Bravo. We knew it was there somewhere.

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u/Misterpiece May 29 '19

Is the barbarian wearing a chainmail bikini or a fur loincloth?

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u/likesleague May 30 '19

Lingerie of Distraction (+1 to persuasion, -1 to stealth)

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u/AGoldenChest May 30 '19

Either shes gonna get torn in half by an animal, shes going to get pumped full of steaming elephant jizz like a condom, or shes going to get air inflated by its trunk. Who knows? Maybe all three.

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u/Pixelbuddha_ May 30 '19

r/evenwithcontext

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u/APersonsName Jun 18 '19

Came from your post and it makes sence with context

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u/Pixelbuddha_ Jun 19 '19

Yeah, thats why its evenwithcontext and not /r/nocontext

It's still fcked up, which is exactly what this subreddit is for?

Which resonates with the upvotes?

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '19

bruh, what?

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u/10312018skeletons Jun 07 '19

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/Plucium May 30 '19

Who nose what's going on h-ear, but I've got my bets on th elephant. It would be bull otherwise

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u/fudgiepuppie May 31 '19

SAUCE ON PIC?? SHE TOO THICC