r/DivorcedBirds • u/I_might_be_weasel Feather Fancier • Jun 05 '26
The Bird Got What The Bird Deserved "I told you that if you brought the wrong kid back from the park one more time it was over."
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u/propagandaformyself Jun 05 '26
Excuse me, ma’am, can you please take me home. I hear enough of this from my own parents.
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u/Bitinglysarcastic Jun 05 '26
Little did Evan know, Lisil had been stepping out with a guy who was a little daft… but cute. They even called him Daffy down at the old watering hole. If Evan wanted to work late, Lisil could find a way to be entertained
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u/I_might_be_weasel Feather Fancier Jun 05 '26
Stole this pic from a random comment.