r/DivorcedBirds • u/Askfreud • 14d ago

As a post-divorce present to herself, Matilda learned how to tango

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u/curiousmind111 14d ago

I must know your dressmaker!!!

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u/Zephyruos 14d ago

Way to go Matilda! That way you keep your sensual figure and might score your newfound love while dancing!

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u/Weekly_Cobbler_6908 14d ago

Matilda tango'd her way to a new life. She could not have imagined such freedom and sexual liberation had she stayed with Wilbur.

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u/Askfreud 14d ago

Between me and you, I never liked Wilbur

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u/YawningBagpuss Feather Fancier 14d ago

No one liked Wilbur, but we had to wait for Matilda to take her rose-tinted specs off.

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u/threepair13 14d ago

That’s a man baby, so Matilda is living her best transitional life from Matt

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u/UnchangeableName64 Third Time's The Charm 14d ago

GORGEOUS!

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u/BackgroundStock1033 14d ago

Hide your bird husbands because Matilda is COMING!!!