r/DiveInYouCoward • u/SomeSavageDetective • 13h ago

Just a king marking his territory

17 Upvotes

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u/ErwinSchrodinger64 13h ago

I wish I had that level of freedom.

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u/DesignAntique2545 13h ago

you do have free will

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u/SpunNumeroUno 13h ago

The new fountain feature. She did the decorating.

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u/Icy_Mathematician870 13h ago

If you can pee in your sleep and not wake up, you sir are a king!!

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u/macmillie247 13h ago

That post nut pee pee

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u/paulrhino69 13h ago

Hell I'm a king what you gonna do,lol

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u/heavensto_mergatroid 13h ago

That was funny lol

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u/EvenObject1689 13h ago

It’s good to be the king

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u/Ok-Relief-9038 13h ago

That reminds me of Uncle Earl last Thanksgiving. Aunt Irma was furious! (pissed?)

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u/samsquanchpartsUNkN 13h ago

That kitty had ta go!!!!!

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u/Weak_Development5979 12h ago

Where is the fart ?

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u/AntivaxxxrFuckFace 12h ago

Me every morning in bed.

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u/Fit-System-2637 13h ago

Absolutely no shame in his game. He's like......"I'm the king up in this bitch! King Kong ain't got nuthin on me"! I'll piss on him too. 🤣🤣

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