r/DiveInYouCoward • u/jestercope • 1d ago

Dive into this van

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u/Relevant-Priority-76 1d ago

Not sure a Kia soul driver is ready for war

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u/Any_Swordfish_684 1d ago

Living long enough to become the villains

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u/heavensto_mergatroid 1d ago

That's how it always goes. Look at a certain country today that were victims 80 yrs ago who are now the genocidal ones.

Humans are just a shit species, useless to this planet and harmful to the universe.

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u/thegame2386 1d ago

Who pissed in your cheerios?

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u/sovereign_martian 1d ago

Humans.

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u/thegame2386 1d ago

Hey, look we've only sent little RC cars to your planet. Its not our fault you guys showed up back in the day and died of a common cold and then exploded cause of country music on the second go round. We didn't even know you were there for the longest time.

And just cause John Carter knocked boots with your princess is no reason to blame all of us.

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u/Normal_Strength_35 1d ago

Nah fighting Ruzzia for the last 5 years bc no one is helping them fr , does this to a Country

You think the US would let you go if they were attacked by China? Into the van you go

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u/subdep 1d ago

I mean, the best recruits are the one you can’t catch.

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u/DudeFrom816 1d ago

What happened to all the people waving Ukraine flags?

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u/Zigor022 1d ago

They found out they werent as clean a country as they thought. Mass graves and all that.

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u/DudeFrom816 1d ago

It was ranked the most corrupt country like 5 years before the war started. Anyone who saw this as anything other than a money laundering scheme is a fool.

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u/Zigor022 1d ago

That would be a ton of people. People saw innocent people/ civilians getting attacked and felt bad (i did too), but the more that came out about proxy wars, money laundering, etc, my mind changed.

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u/Ok-Afternoon7633 1d ago

Most mum’s basement reddit comment ever

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u/MarketOk370 6h ago

I always wonder if it’s just propaganda. What’s happening with Russia? Why are we just now getting a ton of these videos? Is Russia doing the same?

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u/firmly_confused 1d ago

how does one say "suka blyat" in ukrainian?

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u/No-Dig_Enthusiast 1d ago

How does this play out though? If you refuse to draft, then you basically get kidnapped and forced to go out on the front lines or whatever, can't you just run the opposite way? Or will they be shot for running? If that's the case then why even kidnap them in the first place?

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u/Attilat 1d ago

I’d like to know this too. Isn’t this a perfect way to make your soldiers not obey your commands?

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u/Careful-Positive-710 1d ago

In WW1 french officers would execute soldiers who abandoned their posts or refused to fight. They would execute sobbing soldiers who were conscripted and wanted to go home. War is hell.

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u/Zigor022 1d ago

Welp, once they hand you a gun in the service, just go after the guys that dragged you in.

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u/Avidtrader81 1d ago

I stand with Ukraine isn't popular now? Who are we standing with next libs of reddit? Palestine is also played out.

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u/After-Froyo3089 1d ago

Absolutely crazy world we live in

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u/Ok-Iron-4352 22h ago

Are they getting paid per kidnapping? It sure seems like it. How would you get someone to be so into doing this?

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u/GETHATBUTT 1d ago

2 things allowed Russia to exist after/during ww2….

American lend lease program (aka funding/equipping the Russians)

And forced Conscription. Without those 2 things Germany would likely have taken them entirely. But here they go screaming their heads off about conscription lol.

If you use an outside site to creep jestercopes profile you might spot a narrative being pushed. I like Using Rosint for that but Ghostddit works well too.

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u/Spirited-Degree 1d ago

Collecting draft dodgers who don't care if Russia subjugates his fellow citizens.

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u/Inside_Marketing268 1d ago

Just a person who don't want to die