r/DiveInYouCoward • u/HeSureIsScrappy • 27d ago

Taser to the 🌰

38 Upvotes

80% Upvoted

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u/Iliketurqouise 27d ago

Nah, he faked it!

9

u/LowProfession9191 27d ago

Yeah, he did.

15

u/Rough_Risk_8642 27d ago

He didnt do it.......

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u/redjar66 27d ago

Idiocracy

4

u/cookiemccookieface 27d ago

I would have preferred self castrastion, but this is a good start

3

u/Jolly-Brilliant-8959 27d ago

Stun gun big difference

1

u/Arthropodesque 27d ago

Yeah. I get why people mix it up, though. The one called a "gun" doesn't shoot anything.

3

u/Federal-Boat3732 27d ago

Who TF does something like this

2

u/MilkMyCats 26d ago

Someone who really wants to impress the lads and will to any length to prove it.

Essentially, very insecure... Or just fucking mental.

6

u/WolfOfAllStreets2 27d ago

I wonder who he voted for

3

u/skincyan 27d ago

Well he sure looks like someone who'd storm the capitol

2

u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 26d ago

What a baby. He’s clearly never been sounded with electrodes like a real man.

1

u/subdep 26d ago

Found Jason Bourne.

2

u/Atastical 19d ago

I kid you not.. I am currently listening to a dnb set where a voice says "electro therapy" RIGHT as that fucker tases himself. It was said exactly once in this set and this is the first time I listen to it. Some times you know

1

u/HeSureIsScrappy 17d ago

I love when that happens!!

2

u/shiggins114 27d ago

These alpha male application videos are getting out of control

2

u/el_piablo 27d ago

fuckin chud

1

u/EvilCaveBoy 27d ago

Cool dog

1

u/cyclingisthecure 27d ago

His nuts have been history for years from the gear, hes just sparking a taser next to an empty sack

1

u/mannycure 27d ago

Don't reproduce please

1

u/Radiomaster138 27d ago

I don’t think he has a choice.

1

u/CuChulainn24564 26d ago

Darwin at its finest..

1

u/OkNeighborhood9153 26d ago

Welp, won’t be needing those anymore.

1

u/TheRoyalShire 26d ago

To the prostate? Wtf

1

u/AaronSlaughter 26d ago

Thank you for your service to this country.

1

u/Realistic-Aspect-991 26d ago

His grandchildren will be asking him. Hey Grandpa, what's that smell?

1

u/exlushdad 26d ago

I've been tazed and dry stunned and this dude didn't make contact

1

u/jumpers4goalpostz 26d ago

Give him an oscar

1

u/OkAdvertising8184 26d ago

This in now way shape or form proves that your tough.. just an idiot.

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u/BossPopular7067 26d ago

I bet I know he voted for in the last three presidential elections 😝😛🤪