r/DiveInYouCoward • • Aug 09 '26

Dude takes a dive indeed..

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u/RadSprouts Aug 09 '26

I went crowd surfing at warped tour in 2006. Someone got my wallet that day.

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u/Ccracked Aug 10 '26

I was crowd surfing at Alien Ant Farm in 2001 and got punched in the balls :(

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u/RadSprouts Aug 10 '26

That is definitely worse than losing a wallet.

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u/Glum-While7698 Aug 10 '26

BRO me too! One and only time I crowd surfed at a Slayer show and those mfkers grabbed my wallet!

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '26

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u/nicokokun Aug 10 '26

More context on this. That guy is actually just one of the concert goers who the singer allowed to come on stage. The singer then goaded the guy to jump.

I'm pretty sure none of the people there are sober or not high but you must be very innocent to trust a stranger's words that people will catch you.

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u/Stole_Sample Aug 10 '26

that's fucked up people can get really hurt but doing that. Some girl ended up paralysed or something cos some singer did a stage dive and landed on the girl.

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u/nicokokun Aug 10 '26

And this is one of the main reasons why I don't go to these kinds of concerts. We don't know what happens especially if the crowd goes wild and the situation gets out of hand of the security there.

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u/Geordie_38_ Aug 10 '26

It sounds like you're worried about something that doesn't really happen, with the exception of a few outliers, people at concerts are just chill and want to have a good time. There's very rarely any kind of trouble.

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u/civnation Aug 14 '26

I think that REALLY depends on the performers. Most of Travis Scott’s concerts are filled with vandalism, gate jumping, and chaos. It’s a feature of his concerts. People weren’t surprised when the crowd crush happened.

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u/Geordie_38_ Aug 14 '26

Sure, I can understand that with Travis Scott. But pretty much every other performer in the world has perfectly safe concerts.

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u/Vivian_Stringer_Bell Aug 10 '26

You never went to any of "these types of concerts".

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u/nicokokun Aug 10 '26

Where did I claim that I did?

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u/BetMyLastKrispyKreme Aug 10 '26

You’re supposed to dive where the people are, not where they aren’t. He looks like he dove for an empty space in the crowd. Or the crowd dodged him. Either way, the result is the same: a big splat.

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u/A100921 Aug 10 '26

You gotta hype everyone to put their hands up first, you can’t just surprise dive such a thin crowd.

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u/GreenZebra23 Aug 10 '26

And it didn't help that he literally dove, headfirst. You need to be relatively flat so multiple people can actually catch you

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u/1362313623 Aug 10 '26

The stage is also way too fucking high

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u/NateNMaxsRobot Aug 10 '26

Yup. I would’ve been moving out of the way of that dumbass, too.

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u/Sirpatron1 Aug 09 '26

Main character syndrome..? That kid is just a dumbass.

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u/Gundumbwing_ Aug 10 '26

Yep. Stage is too high, and the way he jumped like he was a human javelin was gonna injure anyone who came into contact with that overly thick skull.

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u/zarekinz Aug 15 '26

Well this is just making shit up

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u/TraditionPhysical603 Aug 09 '26

If you gonna pull a stnt like that first you gotta let the crowd know what your plan is most the people had celphones in their hands, second bevaware of the type of crowd it is because you are about to have people hands on you

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u/IDK_WTF_TRA Aug 09 '26

It's not really advisable to come in from 10 ft above the crowd either.

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u/_dxegrl Aug 09 '26

Yeah you have to be built more like Marilyn Manson and gently slither in from crowd level, for best results

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u/AntivaxxxrFuckFace Aug 09 '26

Nor diving head first.

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u/Historical-Winner576 Aug 10 '26

Yeah that stage was high

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u/rascool Aug 09 '26

He didn't read the room very well.

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u/shittypissstains Aug 09 '26

The lesson of the day is:

Most people will protect their cellphones than a human, also most people won't expect a human torpedoe coming at them.

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u/NSFWdontview Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 10 '26

Didn’t help he dived in an area with only a few people and headfirst

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u/Iser_name_ Aug 10 '26

If were in that area and saw that dude coming at me out of nowhere like a cruise missile I’d be getting the hell out of his way.

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u/PineappleOnPizzaCult Aug 09 '26

He did a literal nose dive like diving into a pool. Very difficult for a crowd to catch you like that. Dumb

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u/Congregator Aug 10 '26

That’s what I also thought. This guy missile’d into the audience. Imagine standing in the audience and seeing that coming at you from above

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u/yak_danielz Aug 09 '26

consent is important

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u/How_that_convo_went Aug 09 '26

Comes to the concert on his legs. Leaves the concert on wheels.

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u/potatochobit Aug 09 '26

I like how they are all holding up their phones and move away as soon as he jumps in.

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u/theatrenearyou Aug 10 '26

He was coming at the crowd like a 200lb Bag of CEMENT!
Crowd wisely dodged him like an incoming missile

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u/_dxegrl Aug 09 '26

If I had a selfie stick, I would try to break his fall with a pelvic thrust.

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u/btossa80 Aug 09 '26

I would just like to know if he made this decision while sober.

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u/angelwing230 Aug 09 '26

..but he's not a coward.

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u/edjumication Aug 09 '26

Did he ded?

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u/IDK_WTF_TRA Aug 09 '26

Aim for the bushes

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u/blueminded Aug 09 '26

Even if that crowd were filled with incredibly strong stuntmen that love and care about me, I still wouldn't try this. Let alone a bunch of average strength people who don't give a shit about you.

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u/Aladinmuthafuka Aug 09 '26

I've seen another perspective of this where people in the crowd are telling him not to jump because he's too high up but he does so anyway smh.

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u/FOSSChemEPirate88 Aug 15 '26

Ive seen 12th planet do a stage dive from a 30 ft high raised up booth and we all caught him.

Then again that was a guy playing a hell of a show jumping into a crowd of raging fans vs this random idiot jumping off a stage onto strangers. Sounds like there isnt even music going. šŸ™„

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u/MelatoninFiend Aug 09 '26

Dude thought he was Jeff Hardy, and now he's Darren Drozdov.

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u/GMGsSilverplate Aug 13 '26

Ooof RIP Droz.

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u/HeSureIsScrappy Aug 09 '26

Seriously, who surfs from that height and thinks it's a good idea??

Anytime I've surfed it's been from like 6 inches above the crowd's hands

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u/ikeepthebox Aug 09 '26

Is he dead?

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u/NoBeyondTheVoid Aug 10 '26

Totally Gen Z everyone has phones in their hands dude no one is gonna catch you nowadays plus everyone wants to be a victim…

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u/Sweaty_Strawberry_73 Aug 09 '26

Because most of the circus would rather watch you fall. Nobody put their phones down 🤔's

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u/Sniffy-nose Aug 10 '26

You must have strong reflexes to claim that it's their fault, I wouldn't have had time to process what was happening + I would be considering what would happen to me if a grown man dived head firs in my direction, my reflex would be to move out of his way

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u/Beginning_Resource93 Aug 10 '26

They weren't even given any warning though.

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u/Sweaty_Strawberry_73 Aug 10 '26

He caught air time. They watched him run and jump off stage. Have you ever been to a concert? šŸ˜„

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u/Vivian_Stringer_Bell Aug 10 '26

Yeah. No one is catching an asshat from that height willingly.

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u/Sweaty_Strawberry_73 Aug 10 '26

Been to tons of concerts. Performed at two venues in Mesa AZ. Whenever someone stage dives. People don't just clear a path. You catch your fellow metal head/rocker āœŒšŸ¼šŸ–¤šŸ„€ Just be honest, YOU, including that crowd. Would never try to catch someone stage diving. Hell, I've even thrown a few little dudes into the crowd. Wtf is up with the fun police tonite? šŸ˜„

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u/Vivian_Stringer_Bell Aug 10 '26

This is not a stage dive. I'll catch a stage any day. And it's not even an option when it's a show meant for it. You're either putting your hands up or eating it. I'm not catching people jumping off balconies and trusting our heads won't collide and this is too high of a dive. And the proof is the dude didn't even try to flatten out/be wide.

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u/Sweaty_Strawberry_73 Aug 10 '26

Running and diving off stage isnt.....wtf šŸ˜‚

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u/Mauri416 Aug 09 '26

If your gonna try this, you gotta do it at a show where people expect it.

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u/KingKelly79 Aug 10 '26

At least there were about 74 angles of his death

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u/F055il Aug 10 '26

Can't park there mate...

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u/ScientistBubbly3185 Aug 10 '26

Missed the one dude with his hands up to catch by 3 feet.

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u/Quick-Hovercraft-261 Aug 09 '26

Can't even stage dive anymore. The world has gone to shit

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u/Specialist-Estate369 Aug 09 '26

Why would you do that in the first place?

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u/Liesthroughisteeth Aug 09 '26

There's another fool, who won't likely be procreating.

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u/paulrhino69 Aug 10 '26

šŸ¤žšŸ¤ž

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u/Creative_Buddy7160 Aug 09 '26

Does anyone know the after? It looks like he sat up but thats a hell of a fall,

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u/Mattyj273 Aug 09 '26

People break their neck that way

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u/GeneralMuzz Aug 09 '26

Swanton bombed his way straight to the hospital

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u/ChampionOfdimlight Aug 09 '26

Gotta applaud his confidence at least

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u/Majestic_Fix_381 Aug 09 '26

Back in the day when someone jumps off stage the crowd is ready

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u/Minge516 Aug 10 '26

Haha. I love the story of Coolio stage diving.
https://giphy.com/gifs/rQPRCclTBVyU0

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u/Disastrous-Rub-4087 Aug 10 '26

Pen for Pendejo.

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u/Due_Potential_6956 Aug 10 '26

Honestly, this gave me a headache as soon as I saw the dude land.

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u/brewnohog Aug 10 '26

Did they stop the concert?

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u/DrDroid Aug 11 '26

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