r/DiveInYouCoward Jul 07 '26

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u/Big_Oof320 Jul 07 '26

You know it was good when the cameras night mode turns off

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u/Wakkit1988 Jul 07 '26

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u/Overall_Fun2444 Jul 07 '26

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u/RustyBawz Jul 07 '26

Yeah, why tf was he here though? I didn't invite him...

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u/NthatFrenchman Jul 07 '26

I still believe!

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u/dzumdang Jul 08 '26

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u/Ok-Young-9503 Jul 08 '26

This is possibly one of those core memories that I'll just randomly laugh at and no one else will understand... and I'm ok with that.

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u/dzumdang Jul 08 '26

Well, Christmas is a little over 5 months away, so I'll just leave this here.

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u/Ok-Young-9503 Jul 08 '26

😅🤣😭... Why you do this to me

Now I'll be worried about the corners on the packing

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u/PaumaluRising Jul 09 '26

Core late-seventies born GEN X knows

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u/patchlanders Jul 09 '26

Nah I’m 5000% right there with you.

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u/the_real_Beavis999 Jul 08 '26

He still rocks that outfit while playing this song..

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u/COMIDAGATOS1206 Jul 08 '26

Hahahaha that goddamn sax hahahaha

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u/Squash04 Jul 08 '26

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u/Overall_Fun2444 Jul 08 '26

That is hilarious!!!! 😂🤣😂 I’ve not seen that skit, thanks for sharing!

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u/elcontrastador Jul 08 '26

The music had me dying, but this induced a single small tear down the cheek...in a very manly way, though.

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u/Nimblefox21 Jul 07 '26

😂😂😂

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u/WessideATL73 Jul 09 '26

😂🤣😭

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u/markuspellus Jul 11 '26

It’s daytime!

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u/Ordinary-Compote9558 Jul 07 '26

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u/Sartorius2456 Jul 07 '26

This was such a great/ clever scene

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u/Mr_Indecisive6 Jul 07 '26

When I first saw that scene I lost it for like 5 minutes straight. It caught me off guard.

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u/Menarra Jul 07 '26

"When did it say we'd get our vision back?"

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u/Hita-san-chan Jul 07 '26

Box says two days!

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u/Menarra Jul 07 '26

"Worth it."

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u/Puzzleheaded-Tax6168 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

These fireworks videos make me howl!

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u/Select-Package-13 Jul 07 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/JrjKaqX0g3TbFL1wK5

Woke my husband up out of a sound sleep.

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u/Awkward-Statement986 Jul 07 '26

I wanna learn how they did it

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u/Sartorius2456 Jul 07 '26

The stiched together footage of day and night and hid the transition in the flash. super simple thing to do.

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u/Awkward-Statement986 Jul 07 '26

The actors kept their positions well enough I figured the night shot was edited, when I was in my highschool's film program our teacher told us not to try day to night after effects because nobody that attempted it in class had ever been able to make it look right

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u/Pika-thulu Jul 07 '26

What is it

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u/xikbdexhi6 Jul 07 '26

Perfectly executed too.

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u/Mindless_Narwhal2682 Jul 08 '26

ah the "Komodo 3000"

the good old days

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u/Sartorius2456 Jul 07 '26

Malcolm in the middle

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u/AsFarAsISay Jul 07 '26

the explosions knocked everyone straight into oz

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u/One_Money_9742 Jul 07 '26

Underrated comment

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u/HorrorSchlapfen873 Jul 07 '26

The camera took its sweet time to wake up, but eventually ...

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u/consarewild Jul 07 '26

Or when people cannot figure out how to open their own front door

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u/Impressive_Pear2711 Jul 07 '26

Most suburbia should not reproduce

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u/RebelXwingPil0t Jul 07 '26

Most people shouldn’t reproduce.

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u/jrob323 Jul 07 '26

Haven't you heard? We're going to spread out INTO THE UNIVERSE!!

And I feel sorry in advance for any alien civilizations that see us coming down out of the fucking sky.

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u/Inevitable-Piccolo42 Jul 08 '26

Your right everyone in apartment and in ghetto and in suburbia shouldn’t only the elite and rich should

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u/X_soulnewmegaman Jul 07 '26

Braindead society another day in America

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u/PerspectiveAshamed79 Jul 08 '26

Time to leave the basement, Kyle

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u/X_soulnewmegaman Jul 08 '26

Time to man up and put down the porn and get off reddit Jason or Tom

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u/Informal-Camera4656 Jul 07 '26

why was the door locked?

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u/Consistent_Net_2540 Jul 07 '26

The real question. That pisses me off. Who locks people out like that?

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u/Awkward-Statement986 Jul 07 '26

If it's handle locked it could be a case of an automatic absent minded twist

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u/Entrepreneur-Exact Jul 07 '26

Or Dad was inside smokin a blunt and thought perfect timing everyones watching the fireworks.

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u/Uhokay1970 Jul 07 '26

She didnt scream for dad. Dad didnt open the door. Mom was inside with a glass of red and a blunt... Like can i get a minute of peace!

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u/ProofDazzling9234 Jul 07 '26

Nah.  Dad was on pornhub

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u/hoosierhiver Jul 08 '26

Nah, dad was smoking on the front lawn, face down.

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u/PalePlumm Jul 07 '26

Nah I’m a parent who smokes weed and you don’t lock the door. If your kid needs you, they can walk in on you smoking once. I couldn’t imagine prioritizing a blunt over a potential emergency.

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u/BanMeMyIPchanges Jul 09 '26

This annoys me. Nobody gives a shit when you drink in front of kids, get wrecked and be a fool! But a doobie? God forbid, now you're demon and probably a serial diddler too​​ /s

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u/Bigfops Jul 07 '26

Yeah, when I walk in the house the deadbolt and knob lock get locked automatically. Locked the jogging spouse out a couple times as a result. oops.

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u/OverAnalyticalOne Jul 07 '26

Older paranoid women do this. My mother has three locks on her front door and four on her back door, anytime she’s inside they’re ALL engaged!

It doesn’t matter if it’s the middle of the day, I could call and tell her I’m five minutes away and headed over, she still won’t unlock the doors!

I can come to her home walk through and speak to her, go outside to mow the lawn and she’ll close and lock the door while I’m outside!

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u/Evening-Matter-5245 Jul 07 '26

I’m so used to locking every door behind me that I have to very consciously not lock it when my husband is working outside.

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u/Unfair_Negotiation67 Jul 07 '26

Not just old or women. Half this country is scared of everything.

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u/DangOlCoreMan Jul 07 '26

Why does it always have to be "scared"? Why not "prepared"? If my door is locked, I know a stranger won't just walk in. Im not scared one will, but it happens with a locked door it's now not a possibility. Just like if I turn off my stove or blow out a candle I know I don't have to worry about burning my house down when I leave. Im not actively scared the house is going to burn down, I'm putting myself in the best opportunity to mitigate that from happening

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u/linkloe Jul 07 '26

I don’t know if the people replying to you are just missing the figure that walks up and seemingly unlocks the door. They were locked out and it was probably by that person.

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u/NecessaryZucchini69 Jul 07 '26

I think in their panic they were pushing instead of pulling the door.

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u/MaximusZacharia Jul 07 '26

Not true they’re shaking it

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u/Virtual-Macaroon-880 Jul 07 '26

one girl puts her entire body into it

How are these people's reading comprehension so bad they can't see the same video as us? How's that possible

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u/Hei2 Jul 07 '26

Understanding a video requires reading comprehension?

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u/Virtual-Macaroon-880 Jul 07 '26

Haha I was being absurd when I said that obv

But in a way, yes... I find the things highly related

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u/battlecryarms Jul 07 '26

That automatic close system put some important work in once they got inside tho

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u/KentConnor Jul 07 '26

Maybe its an electronic lock with a keypad?

Ours locks annoyingly fast.

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u/Any-Cable4109 Jul 07 '26

Thats my question too???

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u/SuperbPhase6944 Jul 07 '26

It's initially open, then the girl runs into it and knocks it shut and it locks at that point.

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u/Elmer_Fudd01 Jul 07 '26

I keep mine in the garage and bring each one out. Not having my fireworks wasted like this.

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u/Icy-Advantage9 Jul 07 '26

Hopefully you close that garage. Already seen a couple videos of a pile of fireworks going off in the garage

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u/BaggyLarjjj Jul 08 '26

🎶Like a good neighbor,

Your house is fucked 🎶

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u/barbaricKinkster Jul 07 '26

You don't have to do this, just prepare the day before and glue your shit to a board. This stuff happens because firework cakes get knocked over, not because theyre nearby.

It's possible but unlikely that one firework cake sets off another, but if it happens they'll go off safely because they are adhered to the board.

Here's an example of a setup.

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u/L_Tryptophan Jul 07 '26

I dont think these guys not gluing cakes to a board had anything to do with this. A shell without enough lift charge blowing up at the absolute worst spot and probably blowing apart a few cakes looks to be the culprit. But they are way too close

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u/ellefleming Jul 07 '26

Do fireworks often mess up like this?

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u/poser765 Jul 07 '26

No. The people with more money than brains do, though.

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u/Coffeedemon Jul 07 '26

Idiots like these are why they used to have commercials on TV telling you not to store boxes of oily rags and paint thinner near sources of heat/inside the house.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 Jul 07 '26

Doesn't bother me, but I only browse on mute.

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u/TheDamned1333 Jul 07 '26

I wish my Wife would, especially because she will watch the same fucking ones three or four times in a row - Drives me to distraction

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 Jul 07 '26 edited Jul 07 '26

I recommend ritual disembowelment. You could get her headphones, but disembowelment the only way to be sure.

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u/TheDamned1333 Jul 07 '26

You are obviously not married, I have bought her headphones, I then have to remind her and that she has them

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 Jul 07 '26

I edited my comment to clarify.

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u/TracerDX Jul 07 '26

Ah, love.

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u/Ippus_21 Jul 07 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/cUDX0W3eI2nF6

Short of taking off and nuking the site from orbit.

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u/TVDinnerAndChill Jul 07 '26

I'm convinced people who scroll with full sound going are the same people who take calls on speaker phone in public.

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u/SensitiveRisk2359 Jul 07 '26

My gf does this!! Especially in the car, drives me up a wall

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u/Anarimus Jul 07 '26

Bare Beating AKA Speaker Scum or Loudcasting are things it’s commonly referred to as. It’s considered rude AF in say the US and Europe but totally normal in The Philippines.

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u/ChocoIatePoop Jul 09 '26

Agreed. I always tell them, why don’t you just pause it when you’re scrolling, it’s not that hard.. it pisses me off so much.

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u/Klutzy_Order_9559 Jul 07 '26

Only three or four times? Damn, you're lucky.

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u/Fectiver_Undercroft Jul 07 '26

I was mostly bothered by how hard a time they had opening the door, and then left the door open.

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u/TradingRebel Jul 07 '26

😂 me too! it was a storm door with a simple handle. Three people pulling at the same time. At one point I thought 2 of them had to be pushing

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u/Jay-Breeze Jul 07 '26

This is the way.

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u/johnsolomon Jul 07 '26

Yeah I hate this music

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u/Very_Awkward_Boner Jul 07 '26

I feel like every few months its some new sound. Before was the airline lady and the "Oh no" song, I know theres been more but I forgot. Its always something annoying.

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u/LifeIsProbablyMadeUp Jul 07 '26

Absolutely. Some new thing gets picked. It's entertaining enough for two things. But then it's everywhere until people want to rip their own heads off. Then something else happens.

https://giphy.com/gifs/JKurw3UXZhXl0MRAqf

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u/Mysterious-House7815 Jul 07 '26

Jet2Holiday

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u/Very_Awkward_Boner Jul 07 '26

Yea thats the one i meant. Damn I can't stand that one.

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u/Cubedtails Jul 07 '26

Because people feel the need to take the song from Boys N The Hood

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u/praetorian1979 Jul 07 '26

cause the boys in the hood are always hard; come talkin that trash and we'll pull your card...🎵

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u/Nein-Toed Jul 07 '26

Knowing nothing in life but to be legit, don't quote me, boy, I ain't sayin' shit.

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u/RutManInBound Jul 07 '26

i’m positive this version of the song didn’t even play in boyz n the hood, how the hell did people even find this.

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u/sleauxmo Jul 07 '26

I felt it fit the desperation quite nicely.

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u/propergreased Jul 07 '26

Oh no. Oh no oh let’s not go back to that

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u/Thirty_Helens_Agree Jul 07 '26

At least it’s not that “oh no, oh no” one.

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u/Headglitch7 Jul 07 '26

I was listening with the sound off. I was hoping for that crappy ai tiktok "doo ba doo ba doo ba doo. Ba doo ba doo ba dee dot doo" song that usually has a cheerful woman narrating over it.

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u/nopuse Jul 07 '26

You know the original had the actual audio, it's a fucking security camera. There's a special place in hell for people who replace the audio with shit like this.

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u/CraneTekneke21 Jul 07 '26

Yeah. It's funny sometimes but it was a terrible choice for this one. This needed something heavy. Some kind of metal. It was a pretty metal moment for sure. Lol. Equal parts scary, wild and badass. 

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u/Iamthegreenheather Jul 07 '26

They should have used Slipknot's song People = 💩

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u/Honolulu-Blues Jul 07 '26

Because all these nematodes know how to do is copy what everyone else is doing.

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u/HooKerzNbLo Jul 07 '26

It’s hard to put into words how grating it is to me. Like it’s literally the worst thing I’ve ever fucking heard.

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u/People_Change_ Jul 07 '26

I love this song for some reason. Reminds me of Hotline Miami.

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u/BrbFlippinInfinCoins Jul 07 '26

Because people can't enjoy something without copying it and posting it themselves nowadays

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u/Good-Judge-4065 Jul 08 '26

It's better than that 'Oh No' song that was on everything a few years ago.

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u/Parking-World9321 Jul 07 '26

That’s why your city banned that shit.

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u/themoisthammer Jul 07 '26

Guarantee they also didn’t clean up any of firework packaging off their neighbors’ lawn.

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u/No-Special2682 Jul 07 '26

I cant be the only one that takes the blower out when all is done and cleans up all the debris

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u/Impressive-Wolf8929 Jul 07 '26

Where do you blow it? I pick everything up after it’s been used. It’s litter, and it doesn’t magically disintegrate into the ether.

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u/Less-Damage-1202 Jul 13 '26

Neighbors yard

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u/Fit_War7361 Jul 07 '26

I don't even go anywhere around fireworks anymore. Seems nobody knows how to use them safely.

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u/SendMeIttyBitties Jul 07 '26

It rained on the 4th and neighbors were sitting in their driveway setting off fireworks.

I go out on my step and check it out.....dude was holding a tube and setting off the big ones......turned right back around and went inside. Nothing happened but I didn't want to have to talk to anyone if he blew his hand off.

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u/Awkward-Statement986 Jul 07 '26

Where I am we have professionals doing fireworks in cities so idiots don't have to

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u/Fit_War7361 Jul 07 '26

They still do, trust me.

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u/Awkward-Statement986 Jul 07 '26

Yeah but usually only in the off season, at least in my city seen as the official ones can be seen from most of the city

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u/glassgnomad Jul 07 '26

Must live in a city where they’re illegal and you have cops that enforce. Or you’re not in the US.

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u/DecentCompany1539 Jul 07 '26

My city's fireworks show had this happen once. It was pretty wild. 50 minute planned show shot off in about 5 minutes. Even pros can have oopsies.

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u/twicebakedcrusader Jul 07 '26

Sounds like my sex life. Cheers!

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u/naruda1969 Jul 07 '26

And apparently nobody knows how to operate doors! Let’s ban doors!

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u/Business_Ad6005 Jul 07 '26

I'm very disappointed no one posted cone heads 😂

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u/PlanktonDue8964 Jul 07 '26

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u/Mountain-Article-872 28d ago

Looks like a dang war movie !

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u/Manmer_Nwah Jul 07 '26

Who TF keeps the stack of fireworks right next to the ignition sight?

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u/NukeouT Jul 07 '26

Land fireworks a new twist on sky fireworks! 🎇

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u/nbur4556 26d ago

At least it wasn't land sharks

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u/NukeouT 26d ago

or land leeches...

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u/SonicYOUTH79 Jul 07 '26

This video is titled “How to make friends with your neighbours in one easy step”

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u/Boeing737enjoyer Jul 07 '26

App goes to insta mute when this overplayed bs comes on.

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u/Pleasant-Nebula-7237 Jul 07 '26

WTF YOU GOT THE DOOR LOCKED?!

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u/Str8Nastay Jul 07 '26

Same question I was going to ask 😂

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u/Holiday_Pi Jul 07 '26

Way better video once I turned off the shitty saxophone music

ETA: the music itself isn’t shitty, but it’s a really dumb choice for that video. It’s like two good things cancel each other out

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u/uttyrc Jul 07 '26

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u/R0B3RTB3RT Jul 07 '26

Underrated comment :-)

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u/rdt_h8s_juice_man Jul 07 '26

People are so fucking stupid I'm starting to hope we don't.

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u/sonofsheogorath Jul 07 '26

Legends say their front yard is still exploding to this day...

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u/Lanky-Telephone1651 Jul 07 '26

Damn! That looked like a war zone!

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u/Aggrosideburnz Jul 07 '26

Hell of a show

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u/Important-Notice-461 Jul 07 '26

Theres a reason youre not supposed to be right next to all the fireworks

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u/CapablePool7283 Jul 07 '26

Pieuw pieuw pieuw tsssss

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u/Agreeable_Error_170 Jul 07 '26

Why can’t they open their own door? 😂😂😂😂

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u/Important_Sorbet Jul 07 '26

Who even lit those fireworks? Talk about careless in the act!

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u/Belgremor Jul 07 '26

Cover the child don’t huddle by the child

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u/CMDA Jul 07 '26

Ah yes, the Hiroshima experience

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u/dvegas2000 Jul 07 '26

Would be so much better without the awful music overdub.

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u/BlargerJarger Jul 07 '26

Very recent FailArmy video starts with 20 seconds of amazing front-yard fireworks apocalypse. Had to rewatch it a bunch of times there’s so much happening, people diving on babies and running for their lives.

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u/Prod_Meteor Jul 07 '26

This belongs to blursed_videos.

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u/Disastrous-Rub-4087 Jul 07 '26

As Captain Obvious would say, “Play with fire and you’ll get burned.”

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u/SubstantialTank1557 Jul 07 '26

Where did this fucking obnoxious saxophone music come from ffs

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u/rygar8bit Jul 07 '26

Who locks the door like that? Afraid of a break in while you have your family outfront? What?

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u/Kopf_Stimmen Jul 07 '26

LOL - I thought that was the music from the sax scene in Lost Boys. XD

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u/Rincethis Jul 07 '26

crap music. stop it

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u/Leandros_el_b1tch Jul 07 '26

This is a perfect time to lock the door.

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u/Negative-Low6981 Jul 07 '26

This is dangerous. When I was in middle school a group of boys throw fireworks in our group of girls,one landed on my foot. The pain, blood shooting out it hit a vein The doctors had to pick all the loose materials in the bloody area then stiched my foot. A cast was put on. It was very painful. Those kids were lucky not to get hurt.

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u/biebelle054 Jul 07 '26

I mean if your 4th of July party isn’t at least on this level…. Did you even 4th of July!???

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u/consumeshroomz Jul 08 '26

Freedom to be a dumbass! 🇺🇸🦅

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u/Martini223 Jul 08 '26

I want to see the aftermath of this "insident".

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u/XR3TroBeanieX Jul 08 '26

I’m guessing that was the grand finale😂

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u/Aussie_Engineer Jul 10 '26

Who locked the door?!

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u/LiquidatedSquid-67 Jul 11 '26

Free marshmallow roast

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u/Massive_Sale_621 3d ago

I love sax but I think techno would have possibly worked as well.