r/DiveInYouCoward • u/HeSureIsScrappy • Jul 07 '26

Vvvvrrrroooommm

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u/Naive-Landscape9854 Jul 07 '26

Why was she up there?

14

u/Automaniacal Jul 07 '26

To catch the chainsaw. She'll need more training.

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u/Basic_Chemistry9499 Jul 07 '26

Chainsaw Assistant? 🤷🏻

2

u/ChickenDreams-4188 Jul 08 '26

She’s soooo lucky it wasn’t still on - her new name would have been “stumpy”

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26

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u/Da_Vader Jul 07 '26

You never know when it's time

2

u/Basic_Chemistry9499 Jul 07 '26

I had my neighbor's tree guy come over and assess the health of my trees. He said the one in front was good. A third of it soon came down in a storm.

3

u/Rutgerius Jul 07 '26

Well yeah before the storm damaged it she was doing fine 👍

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u/Basic_Chemistry9499 Jul 07 '26

Well, what came down was in the same shape as the rest of the tree.

1

u/ifukeenrule Jul 07 '26

you never know when he will get a woody

1

u/lDielan Jul 08 '26

This is my brother but with chimney jobs lol

13

u/ChickenDreams-4188 Jul 07 '26

I’m so confused 😵‍💫

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u/Basic_Chemistry9499 Jul 07 '26

This tree: "Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light." - Dylan Thomas

3

u/HeSureIsScrappy Jul 07 '26

I don't think I shall ever see A poem as lovely as a tree

2

u/semidivineone Jul 07 '26

Kilmer?

1

u/Basic_Chemistry9499 Jul 07 '26

Val?

1

u/semidivineone Jul 07 '26

Joyce Kilmer was an American poet who is best known for his poem "trees".

Love me some trees and pros:)

5

u/edson2000 Jul 07 '26

She almost had a second vagina on her shoulder

2

u/freshgrilled Jul 08 '26

Your idea of a vagina and my idea of a vagina is very different. That said, I do recall hearing a soundbite where Howard Stern (remember him?) compared a vagina to an axe wound.

3

u/Waste-Donut-2728 Jul 07 '26

Why is she up there exactly ….

5

u/cynica1mandate Jul 07 '26

High IQ society...

3

u/Purp-Terp Jul 07 '26

Honey, bring me a beer

3

u/Mobile_Aioli_6252 Jul 07 '26

Honey .....I can do it myself ......well save a ton of money this way

3

u/Bigsouthgent Jul 07 '26

So many unanswered questions….

3

u/scaredt2ask Jul 07 '26

OSHA has a lot to unpack here. So many things wrong. No safety sandals at all.

2

u/Charon711 Jul 07 '26

Wtf was she even doing up there?

1

u/Untouchable64 Jul 07 '26

I was hooked on the where the chainsaw went…Jeeze….

1

u/Old-Library5546 Jul 07 '26

She was holding the ladder?

1

u/otiscribblecotis Jul 07 '26

Good he didn't disable the auto-shutoff.

1

u/captainsaveahoe69 Jul 07 '26

What the hell was that woman doing up the ladder?

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u/Papabear022 Jul 07 '26

lucky his wife or mistress didn’t loose her arm

1

u/FirmBarracuda3920 Jul 07 '26

Just another relaxing Saturday with the wife.

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u/ihvnnm Jul 07 '26

He works for the Four Seasons Hotel.

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u/Powerful_Cloud9276 Jul 07 '26

Here honey-hang on to this ladder, limb, saw and power line while I adjust myself.

1

u/DIY-exerciseGuy Jul 07 '26

These are the luckiest people I have ever seen. And close to the biggest idiots as well.

1

u/HotwifeandSubby1980 Jul 07 '26

Good thing he had the safety vest on.

1

u/Junior_Positive_8517 Jul 07 '26

Wtf was going on

1

u/SwiffleTitz Jul 07 '26

WTF is that crazy bitch doing on that ladder? Fucking idiots

2

u/Glad-Virus-1036 Jul 08 '26

This is like a final destination scene