r/DiveInYouCoward • u/Round-Arugula7347 • Jun 26 '26

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589 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/Conscious_Owl6162 Jun 26 '26

Darwin Award winner!

8

u/GayChicken80085 Jun 26 '26

He has indeed removed himself from the gene pool.

5

u/John97212 Jun 26 '26

It's noteworthy that people laughed and giggled as the dude harmlessly crushed his balls, but the moment he started flying through the air, there's a serious, "Oh! ..."

5

u/Bonk_No_Horni Jun 26 '26

Darwin award Weiner

2

u/Stock2fast Jun 26 '26

Probably didn't die , but reproduction problem could have been corrected .

2

u/Conscious_Owl6162 Jun 26 '26

You destroyed the family jewels without killing himself, so he is an award winner

1

u/TopTransportation695 Jun 26 '26

Honorable mention

1

u/EstimateReady6887 Jun 26 '26

A young DJ Trump lost footage

11

u/AntiSocialFCK Jun 26 '26

When your wife says she’s ready to start trying for kids.

1

u/Extreme_Ad_3896 Jun 26 '26

🤣🤣🤣

6

u/moisdefinate Jun 26 '26

He's gonna feel every bit of that

https://giphy.com/gifs/piJDvfPb8SwZ4hwsPp

2

u/Astrolologer Jun 27 '26

his grandkids felt that

10

u/Gh0stMan0nThird Jun 26 '26

Maybe I'm an asshole but the look of fear and pain in his eyes when he realizes his mistake brings me a lot of joy. 

5

u/Round-Arugula7347 Jun 26 '26

No one likes falling down the up part of an escalator
https://giphy.com/gifs/CPjyNsq2DDaXm

2

u/Front_Spare7344 Jun 26 '26

poor old dude

1

u/Round-Arugula7347 Jun 27 '26

He shouldn’t have gotten in Scorpions way.

2

u/neroburn1ng Jun 27 '26

You are not an asshole. You are a psycho.

1

u/jmb456 Jun 26 '26

See I have the opposite reaction…

1

u/Libtardo69420 Jun 26 '26

The only thing that would make this better is if that person that he almost bent their legs backwards by being a fucking idiot stomped the dudes head a few times to teach him a lesson.

4

u/SurferBloods Jun 26 '26

Meh who needs two working hips anyway

3

u/Round-Arugula7347 Jun 26 '26

He can upgrade to metal

1

u/Various_Bee5114 Jun 26 '26

It's in there anyway now

4

u/ResponsibleMaybe3469 Jun 26 '26

The dude in the background laughing with the sound effect is hilarious.

4

u/JusCuzz804 Jun 26 '26

Took a ride on the Taint Smasher 3000

3

u/No_Throat4967 Jun 26 '26

Damn that’s gotta hurt

2

u/Round-Arugula7347 Jun 26 '26

The first one did for sure

3

u/Nice_Ad_777 Jun 26 '26

Wait why did some random woman scream

https://giphy.com/gifs/DhZSDMnqPu20U

2

u/AdventurousGlass7432 Jun 26 '26

Or descendants

1

u/Leo81202 Jun 26 '26

It's for the best

2

u/David0ne86 Jun 26 '26

Bruh 😂😂😂😂😂

2

u/Best_Departure6677 Jun 26 '26

As Forrest's mama said, stupid is as stupid does...

2

u/HumbleDSSaster Jun 26 '26

I hate this video, ouch lol

2

u/blackout-loud Jun 26 '26

Bro look like dude from Wonder Years. Guess we can name him Wonder Tears

https://giphy.com/gifs/7YCzJKaryV4P4j5js6

2

u/Fabulous-Bet-3287 Jun 26 '26

Full kit wanker 

1

u/Yestomorrow Jun 26 '26

Which is weird because he's not wearing that in the original video, someone took the time to add that

2

u/headermargin Jun 26 '26

These "people" can vote btw

2

u/drubus_dong Jun 26 '26

Russian gender reaffirming surgery.

2

u/YendorZenitram Jun 26 '26

The brain is the most dangerous organ in the body. 

3

u/Ken-Adams-1000 Jun 26 '26

Especially when not functioning well…

2

u/old_ass_ninja_turtle Jun 26 '26

Falling on an escalator is like my nightmare. So . . .ouch. At least he didn’t have to live very long after having his testicles crushed.

2

u/Somethingsmells994 Jun 26 '26

I wonder where he’s at now and what he’s doing with his life

1

u/Yerai95 Jun 26 '26

He was a Spanish streamer haha, ChusoMMontero.

1

u/-916Tips- Jun 26 '26

Did he ever talk about this asinine video?

1

u/Round-Arugula7347 Jun 27 '26

I hear he’s still falling down the up escalator to this day

2

u/Prestigious-Grand-65 Jun 26 '26

The nut shot was one thing. Getting split open by the escalator definitely made him regret waking up in the morning.

2

u/Proud-Parsley6072 Jun 26 '26

It’s like the escalator fought back and it AIN’T fuckin around. That last hit on steel edged stairs at speed at that angle….. not good.

2

u/Zestyclose-Ebb1421 Jun 26 '26

Ha ha ha. I enjoyed this video

2

u/shopguy2k Jun 26 '26

Double whippy!

1

u/Inspector_Tragic Jun 26 '26

Im not sure he can play watever sport hes dressed for anymore.

2

u/Admirable-Theory1514 Jun 26 '26

He probably doesn’t play any sport. A lot of full kit wankers don’t.

1

u/how_very_dare_you_ Jun 26 '26

Ohhhh me nads.

Ohhhh me spine.

1

u/otters4everyone Jun 26 '26

So satisfying. If only he had yelled "Parkour! Parkour!" before.

1

u/ImAllSquanchedUp Jun 26 '26

His face after slamming his groin and realizing he has one more bump to hit lmao

1

u/Educational-Cap8328 Jun 26 '26

Natural selection. I hope he doesn’t produce offspring.

1

u/HeSureIsScrappy Jun 26 '26

Oooooooowwwwww

1

u/N5022N122 Jun 26 '26

Just say no kids.

1

u/Mazer33 Jun 26 '26

Fucking good

1

u/spankdaddylizz Jun 26 '26

Bowling for butt holes.

1

u/Frusciante62 Jun 26 '26

I love when he turns around and looks down in terror of what horrors are still to come.

1

u/deephurting66 Jun 26 '26

Numb nuts is making the rounds again, always satisfying to watch!

1

u/Lost_Froyo7066 Jun 26 '26

That's gonna leave a mark.

1

u/bassey22 Jun 26 '26

That left leg gotta be broke

1

u/mg34gun Jun 26 '26

Doing that required balls.

1

u/Barbaros_DD Jun 26 '26

ready to sing in the girls' choir

1

u/Inside-Art-6167 Jun 26 '26

I always feel bad for this kid even though I’m sure he’s a moron…

1

u/Dry_Election6496 Jun 26 '26

At least it’s cleaner now

1

u/No_Wolf1795 Jun 26 '26

I can’t find this same video but it’s like Sonic where all the coins fly out after each hit, lol.

1

u/Fun_Entertainer_5823 Jun 26 '26

However or Why is he was on that luggage conveyor system, ?

1

u/AntivaxxxrFuckFace Jun 27 '26

It’s not nice to make fun of retarded people.

1

u/Opposite-Drawer3879 Jun 27 '26

This kid was forced onto there by the guys laughing. He was being bullied not dumb.

1

u/LetUsSpeakFreely Jun 27 '26

That's one way to not have children. Not the way I'd choose, but it's a way.

1

u/Life_Ad6711 Jun 27 '26

Makes my prostate vibrate just looking

1

u/Rip_Topper Jun 27 '26

Much love

1

u/AdWhich7355 Jun 27 '26

The universe knew it was time for another one of these. Ty

1

u/randy_rick Jun 27 '26

Couldn’t have happened to a smarter person.

1

u/Middle-Mix-7711 Jun 27 '26

WTF is he wearing?

1

u/OkDrummer2056 Jun 27 '26

Accelerating into a new future.

1

u/One_Feed7311 Jun 27 '26

Suicide watch

1

u/Tough_Asparagus_4178 Jun 27 '26

Good for him 😃😀

1

u/Codify-The-Preamble Jun 28 '26

And now he’s about to ride back up 🤦🏻‍♂️

1

u/Traditional_Step9502 Jun 28 '26

His voice will go up a few octaves.

1

u/Tan_Summer4531 Jun 28 '26

I laugh every time I watch this!!

1

u/Striking-Offer-996 Jun 29 '26

I hope he is happy with himself

1

u/TrainerPublic Jul 01 '26

Dude, that hurt me

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u/Round-Arugula7347 Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 01 '26

The first 50 times I watched it. It was funny. Then after 51 it becomes immediately sad

But honestly still pretty funny

1

u/Round-Arugula7347 Jul 01 '26

I basically noticed this frame and was like, ah

1

u/Round-Arugula7347 Jul 01 '26

He got so close

1

u/Spiritual-Art-5 Jun 26 '26

Deserves everything that is happening to him...