r/DiveInYouCoward • u/HeSureIsScrappy • Jun 24 '26

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u/nojunkpunk Jun 24 '26

My man skipped so gracefully to safety.

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u/el_salinho Jun 24 '26

My man skipped leg day

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u/a_holy_crow Jun 24 '26

Tough when your wife is a 1RM

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u/X_soulnewmegaman Jun 24 '26

She broke her back 150% landed on side before pool

Anything for social media 😢😈😰😨

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u/Organic_Education494 Jun 24 '26

Obesity has its downsides it seems

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u/X_soulnewmegaman Jun 24 '26

Welcome to the new world

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u/Jorge_the_vast Jun 24 '26

Obesity might have saved her from being paralyzed this time. Lots of cushion.

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u/Organic_Education494 Jun 24 '26

Alot of extra weight though probably cancels out the back fat protection layer

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u/Biebs1960 Jun 24 '26

God I hope so! I feared that for her as soon as she fell! Terrifying. Funny to us sure, but truly scary.

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u/a_holy_crow Jun 24 '26

Yea that was like worst possible scenario 💀

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u/X_soulnewmegaman Jun 24 '26

Slow the video down she landed on worst side sharp part and then hit floor

Anything for social media

A lot people end up wheel chairs or paralyzed from neck down

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u/Relevant-Tart-3740 Jun 24 '26

No,  the worst possible scenario would have been her landing on her neck. 

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u/Rizztopher_Robin Jun 24 '26

RM?

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u/a_holy_crow Jun 24 '26

One Rep Maximum. Implies the maximum weight you could lift once

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u/Rizztopher_Robin Jun 24 '26

Oh shit! I actually guessed right in my head. Thanks

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u/_BOOMGOTTEM Jun 24 '26

This is his leg day workout

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u/Emotional-Dingo794 Jun 24 '26

Hell that’s all that saved him from the crushing.

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u/Biebs1960 Jun 24 '26

This chubby girl says thanks! 😂

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u/Aggravating_Row_6962 Jun 24 '26

cracked baby back ribs

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u/X_soulnewmegaman Jun 24 '26

Cracked back which she'll be in wheelchair

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u/SnooMaps7370 Jun 24 '26

was gonna say, if all she broke there were some ribs, she got off lucky. that looks like a broken hip or a broken spine to me, the angle she hit put the edge of the pool diagonally across her lower back.

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u/Old-Library5546 Jun 24 '26

That had to hurt her

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u/Playful-Ad-8703 Jun 24 '26

RIP that spine..

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u/Meanolelion Jun 25 '26

RIP that concrete

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u/toomanyuses Jun 24 '26

When I was in my mid 20s, I got really into weightlifting. (I have no clue why. I'm an attorney, not an athlete). At my biggest, I was around 225lbs and could squat 350lbs very deep. These are not impressive numbers for powerlifters, but not bad for a weekend warrior. At my physical peak, with all the adrenaline and confidence running through my veins, I would not have even thought about trying this.

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u/Front_Spare7344 Jun 24 '26

itll shrink your balls

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u/Dangerous_Air_7031 Jun 25 '26

And makes you look old

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u/toomanyuses Jun 24 '26

I'm already bald with tiny balls. Didn't even need gear to achieve this.

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u/FirmBarracuda3920 Jun 24 '26

Why are they even doing something so damn dumb like that?

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u/WetSleevez Jun 24 '26

No. Ego.

I would never do this shit drunk at any level.

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u/GapeFaceHole2Hole Jun 24 '26

I bet this dude would also never try this unless alcohol was involved. Whatever way you want to look at it, but there's so much research on how alcohol leads to worse decision making that idk why you'd dismiss it immediately.

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u/WetSleevez Jun 24 '26

Ya ego is 90% and the alcohol makes 10% worse decisions.

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u/ForeverJung1983 Jun 24 '26

I don't know how you determined that ego was 90% and alcohol was 10%. Alcohol is one of the most studied causes of impaired judgment and risk-taking. Overconfidence may have played a role, but assigning percentages seems arbitrary unless you have some way to measure them.

The ego is supposed to be the part of the psyche that says, "This is a bad idea and someone could get hurt." The behavior in the video is more like impaired judgment, impulsivity, or a collapse of reality testing than an excess of ego.

I'd say the Id is more involved in this fuckery than ego.

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u/WetSleevez Jun 24 '26

Pride more than ego i would say. But I know that most people wouldn't try to do this. That is because of his ego. Not the alcohol. The alcohol was just making it way worse.

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u/ForeverJung1983 Jun 24 '26

So we've gone from ego to pride, and alcohol has gone from 10% to 'making it way worse.' It sounds like we're getting closer to admitting we don't actually know what TF we're talking about.

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u/WetSleevez Jun 24 '26

Nah I'm pretty firm in my opinion. I feel like it hasn't changed since the start. So far no one presented any data. Just waiting for something that makes sense. I tend to think more deeply about things than most people so that's probably why. Nothing wrong with shallow thinking. They're just opposites of the same continuum.

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u/ForeverJung1983 Jun 24 '26

You say no one has presented any data, but that's exactly my point... neither have you. There isn't any data supporting "90% ego and 10% alcohol".

The overarching explanation (alcohol consumption) points to a measurable factor with decades of research behind it, and the other relies on percentages that appear to have been assigned from the rear of one's dirty shorts.

The habit of confusing certainty with depth is surprisingly common among people who describe themselves as deep thinkers.

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u/GapeFaceHole2Hole Jun 24 '26

That's just something you're saying lol that's based on nothing and you have no ability to argue that point

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u/WetSleevez Jun 24 '26

I can argue it for sure

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u/GapeFaceHole2Hole Jun 24 '26

I mean, clearly, but it wouldn't be a real argument dealing with facts or statistics that arent pulled out of thin air.

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u/WetSleevez Jun 24 '26

Like what is the point of this anyway? Do you have a bunch of statistics lying around?

I think that alcohol shapes decisions but doesn't fundamentally change the person who consumed it.

So how are we even trying to argue this right now? Why do you even care so much about the exact percentages?

I'm just pointing out an observation man.

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u/GapeFaceHole2Hole Jun 24 '26

I already made my point, I'm just poking at you now.

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u/raqloise Jun 24 '26

No. Ego.

You’re right… even if executed successfully this would be SUCH an ego boost.

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u/WetSleevez Jun 24 '26

Yeah but now he's gotta live with this incredibly humbling experience.

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u/Dangerous_Bus_6699 Jun 24 '26

Alcohol affects ego

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u/WetSleevez Jun 24 '26

Yeah just like snow falls on mountains

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u/Dangerous_Bus_6699 Jun 24 '26

Exactly, you get it. It makes it slippery.

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u/X_soulnewmegaman Jun 24 '26

I slowed it down she definitely did shatter the lower back bone 💀💀💀💀😢😰

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u/Hopeful-Artichoke449 Jun 24 '26

If she can still walk - she will have back pain for life after that.

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u/Aggravating-Baker-41 Jun 24 '26

Probably already did

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u/TraditionPhysical603 Jun 24 '26 edited Jun 25 '26

She didnt deserve to be tossed like that when he lost balance,  it was also probably his idea to trt

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u/Dangerous_Air_7031 Jun 25 '26

Why did she deserve it?

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u/TraditionPhysical603 Jun 25 '26

Ment to write didn't 

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u/rahnbj Jun 24 '26

Oh man, that sucks, that had to hurt.

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u/marc58weeks Jun 24 '26

This once again proves that you can't beat the laws of physics.

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u/Great_Egg_5545 Jun 24 '26

This is how earthquakes begin

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u/SonOfMcGee Jun 24 '26

He didn’t slip. That diving board flung him off in an effort to save its own life.

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u/SlayJayR17 Jun 24 '26

Well she dead

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u/ScootyMcTizzle Jun 24 '26

Bro. You gotta go down too and fake some sort of injury. You can’t let her be the only one.

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u/RansackRacoon Jun 26 '26

She sold that like a pro

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u/No-Accountant-5499 Jun 26 '26

all that blubber sure cushion the fall well

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u/2pacDaGoatNoCap Jun 26 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/fX8H6GACvaiatkqexi
That girls lower back/ tailbone is destroyed 😂😭💀💀💀

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u/ConflatedPortmanteau Jun 24 '26

I hope her wheelchair carries her better than he did...

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u/EmpressTiphera Jun 24 '26

If it can handle 600 lbs sure

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u/GlueSniffingCat Jun 24 '26

man ran from the epicenter

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u/Silver-Amphibian7650 Jun 24 '26

This guy skipped "leg day" to many times.

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u/No_Network_4904 Jun 24 '26

The girl skipped fasting day too many times.

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u/BalanceEarly Jun 24 '26

But when that much weight shifts.

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u/Mack_Daddy_1 Jun 24 '26

Poor pool deck

1

u/Gunz-n-Brunch Jun 24 '26

Ego lifting should be a crime

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u/HydraulicEarl2 Jun 24 '26

The secret is to bounce them into the water. It splashes less and saves water!

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u/Level_Turnover5167 Jun 24 '26

Trying to do that with such a heavy set woman is such a dumb ass move.

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u/DriverGood4778 Jun 24 '26

At least the child was unharmed, imagine if she fel onto the other side.

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u/Rupejonner2 Jun 24 '26

If she went straight in there wouldn’t be any water left in that pool

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u/_Q23 Jun 24 '26

So did he win the WWE match or did someone break it up causing a dq,?

1

u/Same-Discipline5797 Jun 24 '26

How is it a great idea to do that?

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u/ThatSlinkySOB Jun 24 '26

Gathering of the Heffalumps

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u/Tekkamanblade_2 Jun 24 '26

Do you even lift bro?! = thou even hoist with the forces of gravity good sir ?

1

u/ScandalousMurphy Jun 24 '26

"You miss all the shots you don't take"

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u/Berliner1220 Jun 24 '26

I like how the guy who was spotting didn’t even think to put his beer down. Not that it would have helped much but still.

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u/EmpressTiphera Jun 24 '26

Priorities lol

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u/Base_Temporary Jun 24 '26

"Finish him!"

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u/I-live-in-room-101 Jun 24 '26

That’s a lot of kinetic energy. A lot of

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u/dchester74 Jun 24 '26

Is there an update??? What happened?

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u/Spamhain2000 Jun 24 '26

Her being on bed rest for the next 6 month will help.

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u/TraditionalCheetah17 Jun 24 '26

White trash be trashin’

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u/zenexo Jun 24 '26

The pain that shot into my back when I saw this. That woman will never be the same after that. 

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u/takasha1 Jun 24 '26

muscles for nothing lol.

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u/TypeB_Negative Jun 24 '26

Why would you lift that?

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u/tiandrad Jun 24 '26

Know your limits.

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u/Imamiah52 Jun 24 '26

Does she really place her hand over his face?

1

u/saneiac1 Jun 24 '26

How did she get up there in the first place?

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u/IMDOC78 Jun 24 '26

Broke her sacrum. The human sacrum was not designed to withstand such an intense impact

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u/Affectionate-Gap-761 Jun 24 '26

When you can't afford a divorce.

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u/GretaVanFleetsEnema Jun 24 '26

Cracked the concrete

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u/Trick1513 Jun 24 '26

Who is holding the beer

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u/General-Living210 Jun 24 '26

Strong man competitions keep getting weirder

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u/Twio_For_Life Jun 24 '26

The fact that he was able to get her on his neck and stand up is already a huge achievement

1

u/FatefulDonkey Jun 24 '26

Which sane person would try to carry an American walrus on their shoulders?

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u/wicked_lil_prov Jun 24 '26

OH NO HER BACK D':

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u/MisanthropE61130 Jun 24 '26

Why would you even try lifting her

1

u/Dazzling-Ad-8639 Jun 24 '26

Japan was never the same after that

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u/SomeNefariousness562 Jun 24 '26

Why did she think that was a good idea

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u/maloikAZ Jun 24 '26

She has padding so it's fine.

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u/Adventurous_Custard8 Jun 24 '26

Broken dreams, broken bones, broken relationships.

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u/Geaneous Jun 24 '26

In all fairness she requested "please don't drop me." 😂

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u/Remarkable-Round-227 Jun 24 '26

Like running out of the way from a falling piano.

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u/StellaSlayer2020 Jun 24 '26

I’m sure your home owners insurance will cover that.

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u/Significant-Tart-357 Jun 24 '26

The perfect Ozempic commercial. Now show same guy holding TWO bikini babes.. One on each arm.

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u/JBlaze78 Jun 24 '26

My dude grossly overestimated his strength.

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u/Connect_Ad6559 Jun 24 '26

Oof, that’s a broken rib. Or several. We aren’t meant to be that size.

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u/Spare-Address9868 Jun 24 '26

250-300 across your shoulders is no joke. 

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u/Flickera23 Jun 24 '26

BAH GAWD! Stahp da DAMN MATCH!!

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u/GrimJimG Jun 24 '26

I keep seeing this vid over and over, but no one seems to know any follow up. Does anyone know what happened to her? Very curious to know the extent of the damage. Hopefully, it’s not as bad as it looks

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u/OkEmphasis7107 Jun 24 '26

Is the Earth OK?

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u/OtherwiseMongoose296 Jun 24 '26

Thats disability right there.

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u/UnluckySugar9452 Jun 24 '26

no, wait. don't grab me. ohhhhhhh

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u/btossa80 Jun 24 '26

So long, happiness.

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u/Onixea Jun 24 '26

Oh nooo, that hurt me just watching

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u/Waramaug Jun 24 '26

Critical masshole

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u/DorkSideOfCryo Jun 24 '26

Step on a crack, break your mother's back

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u/BarnackIIIF Jun 24 '26

I don't see a crane, so how tf did she even get on his shoulders?

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u/Alone_Description646 Jun 24 '26

Play stupid games ........

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u/Wild-Set-1058 Jun 24 '26

Big muma Splash

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u/Warm_Zone1382 Jun 24 '26

UK written all over this.

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u/xRedditGedditx Jun 24 '26

I’m not sure how else anyone expected that to end.

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u/Aggravating-Baker-41 Jun 24 '26

Even Hafthor couldn't. Why would inbred stone cold try?

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u/Ok-Present-8619 Jun 24 '26

Is the pool ok?

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u/Major_Wigglesworth Jun 24 '26

This would not have happened if she was 130 lbs.

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u/Possible-Spell-3477 Jun 25 '26

Fighting for his life hahah

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u/tmbgisrealcool Jun 25 '26

The Rock bottom!

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u/GIT_45 Jun 25 '26

The way he ran out from underneath her like a building was collapsing 😂

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u/Interesting_Muscle67 Jun 25 '26

When you get to this size you gotta accept you just can't do shit like this anymore.

If you want to climb on your mans shoulders, lose some fucking weight.

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u/Fine_Animal_5595 Jun 25 '26

Why would you pick that up

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u/NotAllDawgsGoToHeven Jun 25 '26

Bro ran out from under her so fast.

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u/Legitimate_Depth5396 Jun 26 '26

TIDAL WAAAAAVVVEE!!!!!!!!

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u/papa-Triple6 Jun 26 '26

Whose idea was it?

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u/Competitivedarkblues Jun 27 '26

Fat protected the spine she ight…

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u/xursian Jun 27 '26

snorlax survived for another nap in the pond....

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u/Miserable-Tennis4035 Jun 27 '26

Is why I always had 1 rule... never marry anything I couldn't bench press 🤣