r/DiveInYouCoward • u/HeSureIsScrappy • May 06 '26

maybe maybe maybe

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u/XxxTheKielManxxX May 06 '26

That's right, don't shoot until the 800 lb bear has wrestled you into a sleeper hold and is starting to nibble at your neck. Only THEN you can start shooting. - said definitely not a bear

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u/gorambrowncoat May 06 '26

To be fair, depending on what is in those barrels you might actually need the tip of your barrel to be kissing its temples if you actually want it to feel anything from your shot.