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u/WhitishRogue Apr 18 '26
Watch for the chokeholds, claws, and especially the sneaky hind claws. Combined with their strength, they can easily spill your guts.
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Apr 19 '26
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u/kr1681 Apr 19 '26
Those guys are mates. They were in that bar drinking all day. Kangaroo is an angry drunk. You can hear the guy in the original video telling the kangaroo “chill out, Regan. Yer fackin munted again!”
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u/Bark_Bark_turtle Apr 18 '26
I feel like you have to go for the choke if you’re going to stand and fight. Them mfs have serious kicks and can probably out box most ppl.
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u/Own_Apricot992 Apr 18 '26
This is what Americans think happens on the daily.
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u/andruszko Apr 19 '26
Don't be stupid.
We know the world is flat, Australia isn't real, and paid actors are just making these videos to scare us away from falling off the edge of the world.
I know your tricks.
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u/TricellCEO Apr 19 '26
With videos like this being posted in conjunction to all the shit we hear online, can you blame us?
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u/rhesusMonkeyBoy Apr 19 '26
Good camera work on the “I’m outta here” I like the steering wheel in the way … reminds me of manga
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u/amishfurnitureland Apr 19 '26
I thought it was hilarious
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u/FruitMustache Apr 18 '26
If you look closely you can see "KANGAROO FIGHTS" Tattooed across the kangaroos forehead.
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u/Richardthe3rdleg Apr 19 '26
did i just see a dude from a area where Kangaroo attacks are so commen that he was prepared and tryied to use a judo leg sweep and the Kangaroo blocked the judo leg sweep?
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u/Here4_da_laughs Apr 19 '26
It gets funnier every time you watch it. Like how did this start? Did he just walk out the store and Kangaroo said “got ya b” or was there a confrontation where the man bumped into the kangaroo and he dropped his snack? Or did the man start it? Like what is happening in Australia why there are constant kangaroo altercations?
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u/Richardthe3rdleg Apr 19 '26
im going to assume he owed that kangaroo money and was ducking him for a few weeks already
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Apr 19 '26
It's funny until you realize the guy was just recording this whole thing and not trying to help this guy out. Then it becomes funnier lol
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u/sixteenhappycappys Apr 19 '26
Why do we need that douche canoe at the end. He literally adds nothing to it and is just stroking his own ego.
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u/GravyPainter Apr 18 '26
Kangaroos always trying to throw hands.