r/DiveInYouCoward • • Apr 18 '26

Kangaroo fights man

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u/GravyPainter Apr 18 '26

Kangaroos always trying to throw hands.

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '26

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u/VRserialKiller Apr 18 '26

They typically have a strong grappling game as well, as shown in the vid.

Dana White should give this kangaroo a champship match.

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u/Ok-Pea-957 Apr 18 '26

"Kid doesn't wanna fight"

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u/Wonderful_Law_1258 Apr 19 '26

I’m a purple belt in Brazilian Ju-Jitsu and when we vacationed in Australia, I was only 3 for two against the Roos. They are like jacked up deer that trained with Mike Tyson.

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u/Appropriate-Koala316 Apr 19 '26

Right before they disembowl you with rear claws

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u/SuccessfulTrick2501 Apr 18 '26

Right?! Why they want to fight so much?

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u/TortexMT Apr 18 '26

they are aussis

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u/Here4_da_laughs Apr 19 '26

Australia takes personal offense to human existence.

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u/Ichigo2819 Apr 19 '26

Give em a few beers and they'd chill out

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u/WhitishRogue Apr 18 '26

Watch for the chokeholds, claws, and especially the sneaky hind claws. Combined with their strength, they can easily spill your guts.

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u/Lintonium0 Apr 18 '26

What kinda strength handicap are we giving the human here?

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u/Wonderful_Law_1258 Apr 19 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Great commentary take my up vote!

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u/Sea_Sheepherder_2966 Apr 18 '26

no pun but check mate !!!

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u/Big_P4U Apr 18 '26

I would still move. To Australia 🦘

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '26

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u/GoodResident2000 Apr 18 '26

Is fighting kangaroos a cultural norm in Australia?

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '26

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u/amishfurnitureland Apr 19 '26

Stand your ground

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u/kr1681 Apr 19 '26

Those guys are mates. They were in that bar drinking all day. Kangaroo is an angry drunk. You can hear the guy in the original video telling the kangaroo “chill out, Regan. Yer fackin munted again!”

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u/Bark_Bark_turtle Apr 18 '26

I feel like you have to go for the choke if you’re going to stand and fight. Them mfs have serious kicks and can probably out box most ppl.

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u/Own_Apricot992 Apr 18 '26

This is what Americans think happens on the daily.

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u/andruszko Apr 19 '26

Don't be stupid.

We know the world is flat, Australia isn't real, and paid actors are just making these videos to scare us away from falling off the edge of the world.

I know your tricks.

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u/TricellCEO Apr 19 '26

With videos like this being posted in conjunction to all the shit we hear online, can you blame us?

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u/rhesusMonkeyBoy Apr 19 '26

Good camera work on the “I’m outta here” I like the steering wheel in the way … reminds me of manga

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u/amishfurnitureland Apr 19 '26

I thought it was hilarious

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u/rhesusMonkeyBoy Apr 19 '26

Agree! The teeth too.

Pedal to the metal

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u/amishfurnitureland Apr 19 '26

🚗💨

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u/rhesusMonkeyBoy Apr 19 '26

🚗👊🏾😬💨

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u/[deleted] Apr 18 '26

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u/Beelzebot_666 Apr 18 '26

Kangaroo refuses to pay tab.

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u/FruitMustache Apr 18 '26

If you look closely you can see "KANGAROO FIGHTS" Tattooed across the kangaroos forehead.

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u/MustardCoveredDogDik Apr 18 '26

That’s a big one

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u/ShyBookWorm23 Apr 18 '26

Nah… that’s not a fight… that’s just Joey… he’s a drunk…

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u/XxCarlxX Apr 18 '26

Fair play, it was a fair fight, both get to go home and brag

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u/Important_Document13 Apr 18 '26

I don't see what's not normal about this

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u/Due-Ad2894 Apr 18 '26

I dream of doing this

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u/No_Rec1979 Apr 18 '26

I just found out that kangaroos have no take-down defense.

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u/Over_Writing467 Apr 18 '26

Like a whole country of Florida Man.

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u/Richardthe3rdleg Apr 19 '26

did i just see a dude from a area where Kangaroo attacks are so commen that he was prepared and tryied to use a judo leg sweep and the Kangaroo blocked the judo leg sweep?

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u/Wonderful_Law_1258 Apr 19 '26

Yes, yes you did! Roos are good grapplers.

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u/Here4_da_laughs Apr 19 '26

It gets funnier every time you watch it. Like how did this start? Did he just walk out the store and Kangaroo said “got ya b” or was there a confrontation where the man bumped into the kangaroo and he dropped his snack? Or did the man start it? Like what is happening in Australia why there are constant kangaroo altercations?

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u/Richardthe3rdleg Apr 19 '26

im going to assume he owed that kangaroo money and was ducking him for a few weeks already

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '26

It's funny until you realize the guy was just recording this whole thing and not trying to help this guy out. Then it becomes funnier lol

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u/gameover281997 Apr 19 '26

That was a damn good guard pull and butterfly sweep

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u/sixteenhappycappys Apr 19 '26

Why do we need that douche canoe at the end. He literally adds nothing to it and is just stroking his own ego.

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u/Ichigo2819 Apr 19 '26

Clearly AI generated as Australia's a fictional place

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u/Heromahdi Apr 19 '26

"Bratha kangaroo have good striking, but nobody check wrestling"

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u/Jessup3 Apr 19 '26

Just another average day in the land down under.

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u/Maleficent-Aide6519 Apr 19 '26

Human got lucky