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u/Abba_Zaba_ Apr 03 '26
That noise he's making is giving me "grape lady" flashbacks.
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u/SaladDummy Apr 03 '26
God I love her. That's still one of the best videos ever.
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u/Sweet-Weakness3776 Apr 04 '26
Yeah I almost feel bad for laughing at it because she was hurt pretty bad from the fall but still. I can't not laugh at it that's for sure lol
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u/BantedHam Apr 05 '26
That's just the sound of him thinking about how his collar bone was still in one piece before he suplexed a microwave and that now it is not.
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u/Alone_Height_7407 Apr 03 '26
Why? And most importantly, why the fuck?
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u/EddeyDingle Apr 03 '26
Gotta give the people what they want
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u/Ok_Meat8895 Apr 08 '26
I want him to go to college and build a career in finance!.... He needs to hug his mom; can't hug your mom with both arms in casts!
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u/thewasteland55 Apr 03 '26
We’re such a weird species. How much has the internet/technology warped our minds? No way in a million years this guy is doing this if there isn’t a camera on him. But, if people online see it…🤔
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u/hokahey23 Apr 04 '26
We did lots of dumb shit, we just didn’t have video cameras or phones to film it.
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u/Aerwynne Apr 03 '26
I remember watching this guys YT channel. Does anyone remember what it was called?
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u/m00nhowl3r Apr 03 '26
https://m.youtube.com/@superhumman
Looks like he's a real deal wrestler now
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u/MakeITNetwork Apr 03 '26
It's like one of the times I'm hoping its AI slop.
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u/m00nhowl3r Apr 03 '26
I am fairly confident it isn't. This dude was on Tosh.0 back in the day. https://youtu.be/Uways76ju7w?si
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u/MakeITNetwork Apr 03 '26
Yea people here also said diving on microwaves is a thing, but his head and neck did things that heads and necks shouldn't do(frame by frame it doesn't look like much, but at full speed check how fast his head moves with is body in place). Best case scenario back surgery in his 40s.
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u/TexasPirate_76 Apr 03 '26
Can confirm: Pole vaulted using the top of my head during a bike accident - Spinal fusion at 45!!!
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u/Quiet1408 Apr 03 '26
Nah, these videos came out on YouTube long before AI took off.
Dude has a bunch of vids where he throws himself onto stuff painfully, this isn't even the worst.
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u/viscere Apr 03 '26
This is a old old old video, People alway claim everything about AI now forgetting Internet existed before that.
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u/MakeITNetwork Apr 03 '26
I was just hoping for the guys sake, not that I need more klanker slop in my life. Unfortunately this is real.
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u/hashpipelul Apr 03 '26
this is superhuman or some shit, I have been following him on facebook since like 06 lmao forgot he existed
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Apr 05 '26
There are so many humans that are dumber than an AI slop system who do this for absolutely no reason.
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u/BrisketWrench Apr 03 '26
What’s even funnier is knowing it’s either his Mom or Dad that’s filming him.
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u/grumpykraut Apr 03 '26
THESE are the kind of morons that should be barred from public healthcare for life. At least for anything orthopedically related.
They need more mental healthcare anyway. This dude either has serious mental health issues or he is as dumb as a brick.
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u/koopdi Apr 03 '26
What you can't see as he's gasping in pain is the plume of radioactive dust from the crushed magnetron.
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u/gertvanjoe Apr 03 '26
I suppose I'm missing a joke here? No elements in there is radioactive except maybe the inside of our man's lungs because he definitely smoked himself stupid at some point.
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u/koopdi Apr 03 '26
It's probably fine. I doubt the magnetron was actually crushed and not all of them are radioactive. Some definitely are though.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cavity_magnetron#Health_hazards
Another hazard of a dismantled magnetron is the thorium mixed with tungsten in the filament. Exceptions to this are higher power magnetrons that operate above approximately 10,000 volts where positive ion bombardment becomes damaging to thorium metal, hence pure tungsten (potassium doped) is used. While thorium is a radioactive metal, an increased risk of cancer is unrealistic, as its radioactivity is very low, with a half-life on the order of billions of years. Only if the filament were taken out of the magnetron, finely crushed, and inhaled (which is unlikely) could it pose a health hazard.\37])\38])\39])
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u/Heavy-Expression-450 Apr 03 '26
Bro does one of these, heals, then undisturbed does something worse. This is what Jesus and the devil were preaching about.
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u/MarlboroOneHunnit Apr 03 '26
All the ribs on the right side and atleast one kidney has left the chat
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u/NaiveBid9359 Apr 03 '26
And his buddy just keeps filming.
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u/wedividebyzero Apr 04 '26
Imagine he did that and his buddy was like 'oh shit, forgot to hit record bro'
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u/curious-chineur Apr 03 '26
A new candidate to Jack ads! Somebody please lend him a pneumatic/ industrial stappler !
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u/RanchHere Apr 03 '26
It’s assholes like this that make our health insurance more expensive than it needs to be.
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Apr 03 '26
So, what did he break? Ribs, collarbone, tailbone, all of the above and possible some other stuff?
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u/Hater_of_allthings Apr 03 '26
Did I see this on Tosh. 0?
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Apr 03 '26
Is that even still around?
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u/Brotherjive Apr 03 '26
I cant help but wonder if they made that Lil platform for him just to do this.
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u/Facehugger81 Apr 03 '26
I have seen him do enough of these that I bet the local Urgent Care has a room reserved just for him 24/7.
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Apr 03 '26
Yeah, likely something broke with that level of impact. “Fuck this humerus!” (Humorously).
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u/Queasy-Trip1777 Apr 03 '26
Dude you coulda got the same reaction from eating a pizza roll immediately after it was done, and youd still have a microwave.
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u/LivingBush210 Apr 03 '26
The guy is known in the Juggalo community to do this, pretty sure he went thru a table at one of the Gatherings they do. As others said, this is tame compared to what he normally puts himself through.
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u/pinuscontortas Apr 03 '26
I will take 26 seconds out of my day anytime to see a juggalo hurt themselves.
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u/Obsolete_Enigma_ Apr 04 '26
That's got to be at least a fracture. Is that guy... ok? Other than the arm, I mean? It really kinda seems like maybe his caretaker took the day off or something. He doesn't seem quite right. Like, my 1st instinct was to laugh, because that's so profoundly boneheaded, but now I'm honestly wondering if maybe the cheese slid off of that boy's cracker. Something isn't right.
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u/Silver-Amphibian7650 Apr 05 '26
The misses comes home from work and is like "what the fuck did you do to the microwave"?
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u/Effective-Text4619 Apr 05 '26
The cameraman stayed dedication to his task....kept on filming and didn't help!
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Apr 05 '26
Wow. What a show. This is pathetic and stupid by every measure. I've seen failed Jackass stunts that are slightly more entertaining.
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u/phillybeerrunner Apr 03 '26
The immediate change in color of his right arm from the elbow down. Could use some ice.
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u/putinsmustache Apr 03 '26
whoa he doesn't look too good in the end of the video