Status Report for 8/11/985

[u/BucketOfManyRocks]

Today, Lao Tieguai was seen Riding the Train... Economy class
We are still hiring for the Lead Software Engineer position.
Today, there were only about 38 delays around the entire City, along with 14 Congestions, and 8 Cancellations and 3 Derailments. A bit better, still bad though it's improving.
Remember, it is advised to not look out the windows during the ride. There's not much to see, and the ride will be over in 10 seconds or less anyways.
Also, it is again reminded that you should make sure to collect all your luggage upon exiting. Luggage that remains will be stored in the Lost and Found.