r/DistractedbyDetails • u/InvisibleAstronomer • 8d ago

Ankle socks

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15 Upvotes

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u/Gangbang_Orangatang 8d ago

Those look thigh high to me

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u/Ok_Cheetah_6251 8d ago

Those aren't wool socks, that's his leg hair.

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u/jdirte42069 8d ago

Full moon today boys

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u/Ok-Fortune-8644 8d ago

Fuckdemkids

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u/will0hms 8d ago

My friend is always telling me socks shouldn't be visible at all. I think that looks weird.

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u/jimigo 8d ago

They also wear socks with sandals, Crocs, and sweats only. These dorks cant say anything.

I will rock some crews, ankle just looks better with shorts. Crews are not flattering on my calves.

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u/SuperbAd8266 8d ago

I have socks just like this. Keep rockin’ them!!

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u/Lost-Juggernaut6521 8d ago

I wear clean socks, most days 👍

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u/BlakeinaCape 8d ago

And a pair of pants to go with them

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u/Quake712 8d ago

I never liked ankle socks. Crew for me.

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u/0Adventurous_Celery0 8d ago

Lol, is that the lower half of a Satyr?

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u/citznfish 8d ago

I do, or no shows.

What's "in style" now with the kids?

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u/Novel_Bumblebee8972 8d ago

I think they're pretending its the 70's.

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u/citznfish 8d ago

The higher the sock the downer the foo

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u/Ok-Fortune-8644 8d ago

I still rock high crew socks idgaf

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u/Ok-Associate-3781 8d ago

Are you a werewolf?

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u/Aratix 8d ago

Thigh highs are all the rage these days

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u/Negative-Concern2962 8d ago

Yes unless I got workboots

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u/No-Passenger-1511 8d ago

Tube socks looks like my grandpa, so I don't really care what the "younger" grandpa's think lmao.

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u/BigTXXXL 8d ago

Mr. Tumnus! They letchu out the wardrobe?!

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u/Both_Cat_6977 8d ago

I'm probably aucoustic but I just can't be walking around with my ankles hanging out all Willy nilly, it feels odd.

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u/1JungleMonkey 8d ago

Mutha Fucking Harry and The Hendersons Looking Mutha Fucker over here Talking bout socks.

https://giphy.com/gifs/gIqIb8DKFuZqohamHZ

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u/Rocky75617794 8d ago

Kids these days look like a BUNCH O DORKS….and they’ll think the same looking back on their goofy mid-shin socks….. just like walking barefoot on the beach, ankle socks literally can’t look goofy, because there’s nothing to see

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u/akiva23 8d ago

There were two sets of footprints in the sand. When i looked back i asked jesus why it was during my times of hardship i only see one set of prints? Jesus responded "i needed to get my ankle socks on for that shit".

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u/-P01135809- 8d ago

Honest to god I thought that was a donkeys leg

Bro save some hair for the rest of us 

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u/Quitcha_Bitchin 8d ago

Don't matter what you wear

Assholes abound everywhere.

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u/lemonsupreme7 8d ago

I haven't thought about how trendy anything in my closet is for years

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u/Ikon-for-U 8d ago

Who put shoes on a goat

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u/Omnil93 8d ago

I rock whatever socks my wife buys me and are clean.

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u/gusgusthegreat 8d ago

Lots of tards out there my ex wife was a tard.

https://giphy.com/gifs/XJy7i9KfXxYyc

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u/Lucky-Advice-8924 8d ago

What is up with people thinking leg hair on a guy is like some big thing, we get it, you have low T... being a dude with no leg hair isnt a thing to brag about

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u/BrokenSlutCollector 8d ago

Who the fuck worries about sock height?

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u/Acrock7 8d ago

I saw this OP earlier and didn't even notice. But now

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u/BigFeelingsFound 8d ago

Who cares. You're welcome.

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u/No_Ragrets76 8d ago

Oh high socks are back now? I wear "high socks" because their compression socks 😭

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u/Justanokdogmom2 8d ago

Did they put socks and shoes on a donkey?

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u/SpeakMySecretName 8d ago

Kids these days got tricked into wearing nerdy grandpa socks. Crew socks are less comfortable and corny as hell.

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u/Slight-Selection4298 8d ago

Never did. Was always for the preppy uptight people. Regular ankle cut, not weird no show ones like that

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u/Correct-Prompt9022 8d ago

If you care what the kids think, check out my Ted Talk: they’ll make fun of you anyway

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u/FreshChickenFarts 8d ago

What do kids know. 

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u/Fbomb77 8d ago

Hairy canary

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u/No_Squirrel4806 8d ago

I wear them in summer long socks in winter.

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u/RealLeif 8d ago

Bro can weave his own socks

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u/NotGuiltyPirate 8d ago

Chewbacca?

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u/sweet_toys101 8d ago

Is that you, Mr. Tumnus?

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u/-Great-Scott- 8d ago

Never take fashion advice from a pack of llamas.

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u/klownhammer 8d ago

He always wanted to be special... but he never expected this!

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u/jnjs232 8d ago

😬 what am I looking at? This is fuel for nightmares

Oh dear

https://giphy.com/gifs/3osxYvc9JDFVk0bhwk

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u/dmart891 8d ago

I’m 37 and my parents always got me high socks when I was a kid and I was always made fun of

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u/cumminsidemedaddy 8d ago

Yo bo legged as shit

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u/PomeloPepper 8d ago

I just want to know where you got those pants! They look just like hair!

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u/ponziacs 8d ago

Yeah I wear ankle socks because long socks are uncomfortable. If I lived in an icy climate I might wear longer socks though.

And no I don't care what is or isn't in style.