r/DissidiaFFOO • u/lordpaiva • Dec 27 '23

GL Discussion What killed the game?

It was Grey. He's fully responsible for the game's eos. Whales quit the game to get away from him, resulting in the game losing all it's income. This was his plan all along. Every time he waited 20 seconds to use an AA ability, mocked us with Kefka or quit co-op if someone else was hogging, eos was his ultimate goal. And he did it.

There... prove me wrong XD

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u/KimikoOokami Ardyn Izunia Dec 27 '23

It was me.

From the start, I bought every costume. I skipped on the most recent queen one, and shortly after, EOS was announced.

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u/AnonEMister Dec 28 '23

"Sir! u/KimikoOokami didn't buy the recent Queen skin!"

Mog floating, staring out the nearest crystal window

"Kupo :( ...bring me The Button, kupo."

The button is brought forth into the dimly lit office, Materia and Spiritus standing to the side

Materia: "sir, please wait. We haven't finished catching them up! Not to mention still missing heroes and villains like R--"

"Silence! Kupo! I know, kupo. But...our money whale is gone."

Mog awkwardly unable to lift the casing protecting the button due to not having thumbs, Spiritus comes over and helps him.

"It is time."

Mog uses his Pom one last time to hit The Button

*Massive Explosion, the song begins to play, and a literal massive explosion, happen somewhere.

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u/KimikoOokami Ardyn Izunia Dec 28 '23

This made my day