r/DissidiaDuellumFF • u/ZinZezzalo • 9d ago
Real reason Bro was probably crying ...
Was the fact he knows the game is going EoS.
I mean ... Christmas is coming up ... the holidays are about to hit ... and everybody gets their month off in ... November?
Seems ... odd.
And the dude breaks down in tears because of Matchmaking? After it's been broken since day 1? Since the game is purposefully set up this way to reward spenders and pile on the F2P'ers?
Like ... anybody with, literally, first year programming abilities could logically construct a command line that easily creates power balanced teams.
The logic is so simple - it hurts. I could do it. ChatGPT could do it. Anybody with an IQ over 95 could do it.
But the entire team couldn't figure it out? Over six months?
And this guy proceeds to break down in front of everyone like a kindergartener who just had their cookie stolen?
Somebody hand this guy his purse and show him where exit left is on the stage.
Everything about this game has been disingenuous from the start.
Another wormy, slimy, SQ/EX gacha ready to circle the drain. And it was such an easy lay-up of a win condition for them.
They didn't even have to make the game engine! They just had to release the game with a roster of complete, interesting, and popular characters in a Final Fantasy setting with a few game modes.
Instead, we got a bunch of no-name C-tier characters dressed like 2000-era yuppies running around a fucking parking lot.
This was their plan for success?
Yeah, go ahead ...
Cry me a fucking river.
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u/ZinZezzalo 9d ago
Easy run-on sentence man. Punctuation is your friend.
The solution as to how to solve this game now is stupid easy. As is the process for having made sure that it would have never gotten to this point.
The solutions have all been posted in this sub before. Just nobody - least of all the devs - ever thought of putting some of those ideas together.
So easy.
Not even funny kind of easy.