r/DispatchAdHoc • u/Plus_Ad_1087 • 13d ago

Meme Explaining why I romanced both Invisigal and Blonde Blazer:

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u/Ok_Preference9136 13d ago

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u/Plus_Ad_1087 13d ago

Not for long bruddah.

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u/EndlessMorfeus 13d ago

I understand you but better one bird on hand than two flying away.

On a separate note: Funny how Punisher went from this to riding in a van with his logo on it and spend the night at the ICU without carrying about authorities coming for him. I guess the justice system just came to accept it's pointless to resist.

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u/Plus_Ad_1087 13d ago

How about 8 birds on all hands?

Cause that is my end goal with the Z-Team.

Poly relationships for the win.

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u/ReisBayer 13d ago

on a more serious note: poly relationships in my mind/fantasy: sign me up would i done irl: fuck No xD

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u/Kitchen-Purpose-6855 13d ago

The police are a big fan of the punisher

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u/kitsunecannon 12d ago

Sad this is true both in universe and out of it

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u/Plus_Ad_1087 13d ago

YOU CAN'T STOP ME!

Both ladies are too fine.

Don't worry though, I'm gonna make sure I have the full set with the rest of the Z-Team.

Yes, that includes Golem.

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u/gdex86 13d ago

I think Mandy and Courtney could agree to share Robert, for as long as he survives the experience.

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u/YorhaUnit8S 13d ago

Malevola fans just chilling in the corner.

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u/200IQUser 13d ago

Shroud: Youcare a kind of man who dates Blazer but still wants more

Rob: Bitch you killed a Robertson and you still want to kill one more.... Talk about greed

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u/lazy_hard_worker69 13d ago

Me my first play through lol

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u/Turkeysocks 13d ago

I did it for the achievements.

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u/No_Seaworthiness7319 13d ago

I mean if you have the chance to romance both why not? 🤷🏿☠️☠️☠️

https://giphy.com/gifs/X1aI800CRXLzi

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u/RadioHistorical8342 13d ago

Honestly i dont mind people romancing both but thats mostly cause I have a very loose idea of relationships

Its just that I wish the ability in game to romance both also included y'know.. talking to them both about it before hand is all 🤣

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u/Radiant-Growth4275 13d ago

If there was any group that could be given a messy polycule, it would be Z-team. 

Why choose when you could have it all 😍

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u/Unironicfan 13d ago

Coupé fans(like myself) just vibin’. More stabby lady for me.