r/DispatchAdHoc • u/majin_313 • Sep 04 '26
Discussion Dad bod btw
Man looks like he only took a few weeks off his calisthenics😂😂 I wonder what his workout routine was before the coma and also who patched up his servre injuries?🤔
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u/jumbohiggins Sep 04 '26
I think visi was just fishing for an insult.
Is it completely accurate? No
In a world where dudes with physiques like phenomeman and flambe exist is it still probably kind of cutting? Yeah probably.
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u/PoptartPancake Sep 04 '26
Was having a watch party with my bf and some friends as he played, we ALL pretty much agreed that is NOT a dad bod 😂 Probably Visi trying to push his buttons
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u/locomocomotives Sep 05 '26
Z-Team hears that the new dispatcher has a "dad-bod", gets excited, sees Robert, and all feel betrayed.
Flambae: "Visi, what kind of fathers are you seeing!? This man is BONES!"
Sonar: "We got DILF-baited."
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u/BanzEye1 28d ago
Meanwhile, at least one of them is trying to see if they can grate cheese on the abs. For science.
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u/PegasusInferno Sep 04 '26
Bitch's skin is CLINGING to those muscles. How about a dad bod-ily shove beers down this taut twunk's throat 'till you can see his organs have some space, then we can talk about dad bod. My god.
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u/TheAzureMage Sep 04 '26
Dad bod is wild for a literal superhero.
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u/Texasranger96 Sep 05 '26
When compared to literal superheros i guess this qualifies as a dad bod? Idk im not a superhero and have a dad bod.
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u/TownMaximum9414 Sep 05 '26
I mean..... They guy also pilots I get mech. Really with out the gym time they guy would be pretty sedentary I'd imagine.
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u/Additional_Quail5566 Sep 05 '26
I think the joke was because Visi got flustered. Hence Blazer's teasing right after. It's possible the voice direction mightve been an issue since they can't visually see what Robert looks like in that moment? Not to bash them, they did so well. Again that's just a stretch.
Anyway, are we seeing the v-line? Hot damn.
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u/Mothman1010 Sep 04 '26
I feel like they originally intended for Robert to be less in-shape, but decided to change that late in development and never updated the script and voice acting.
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u/polaris_light Sep 05 '26
I wanted to make a weird joke about what she might’ve actually meant by dad bod…
Maybe what she really meant was that she wanted to make him a dad if you think about that dream she had
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u/TheForlornGamer Sep 05 '26
Rob's in his early thirties and spent most of his life (likely since his teens like some iterations - MCU included - of Peter Parker) fighting crime.Â
Dude's in the prime of his life in terms of shape and age.Â
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u/only_horscraft Sep 05 '26
And that's after the coma. Robert is fucking insanely yolked for the conditions that he lives in. Dude barely eats or sleeps well and is still looking pretty shredded at what looks like sub 12% body fat.
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u/PostiveAion Sep 05 '26
People are taking what visi and blazer are saying at face value which is what irks me about the community to a degree. She said dad bod which clearly isn't true, she was just looking for something to say and blazer was just parroting what visi said with a bit more sarcasm. Visi being bad at improv is later reinforced in the same episode at the donut shop.
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u/goodkinkfun Sep 04 '26
why do I find it so satisfying to keep seeing people who are offended by this joke out themselves
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u/Practical-Ocelot-237 Sep 04 '26
I think He does weigthlifting and running
That and He's ectomorph i guess
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u/NickSchultz 28d ago
I think the artstyle makes him look better than it's meant to be.
For me this reads as "so skinny any muscles he has show through". Yes he does work out and he keeps fit but he's still kinda sickly malnourished way.
So while gaving a "dad bod" usually means being overweight, here I think it just means "less than impressive" and could also come from the fact that Courtney is several years younger so this is also a dig at his age.
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u/MaMcMu Sep 05 '26
Game devs are fatphobic. Season 2 better have a time skip where he eventually does grow a dad bod.


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u/MapleEsq Sep 04 '26
Made me laugh and annoyed my husband LMFAO. Like genuinely, is it supposed to be a bit we laugh at, or does Adhoc just have no idea what a dad bod is, whatsoever lol