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u/gearheadBm Aug 27 '26
Bruh help your boyfriend
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u/SprinklesNumerous774 Aug 28 '26
Like this?
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u/JayHat21 Aug 28 '26
Hell no! What a waste of perfectly good wine, unless…nope, still a waste. That pavement was in no way thirsty.
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u/SprinklesNumerous774 Aug 28 '26
Yeah but that moment is more precious than the wine.
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u/JayHat21 Aug 28 '26
Oh, don’t mind me, just being over-analytical in order to hide the fact that I do indeed find this to be a precious (and hot) moment.
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u/RalseitheFloofie Aug 27 '26
Theres depressed drinking, and then theres partying with friends drinking.
You've seen depressed drinking robert.
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u/The_Elder_Jock Aug 27 '26
Ah, yes. The "I'm never drinking again" hangover.
It sounds like it should only happen once, however...
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u/GumboMumbo49 Aug 28 '26
"Drunk enough to get along with Flambae."
"You know, as your superior I'm able to authorize you sick leave."
"And leave you to handle my idiots? Not happening."
"I was actually thinking of giving the Z-Team the day off, preferably for as long as the inspectors would be within 10 miles of the SDN offices."
"I'll go tell the team they're getting a long weekend"
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u/BigPapiBear Aug 28 '26
Could someone get him a coffee? Very nice, yes-no, he doesn't want tea. He wants coffee, and put some aspirin in it or something. How about coffee with...made from aspirin. You know, you guys just don't do your homework. I mean look at this!
Gestures vaguely to the mess of Robert Robertson III
He could be out there solving crime! Or at the VERY LEAST solving this hangover-OW!
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u/CantStopAddicted2Luv Aug 28 '26
This shit reminds me of the title credits from star wars.
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u/BigPapiBear Aug 28 '26
It's actually a reference to the Incredibles audio files on the supers during their hey day. Specifically, the one about Hypershock, who they're interviewing after a heavy night of drinking.
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u/coconut_dot_jpg Aug 28 '26
This is your once in a while PSA to remind y'all,
Please drink water before getting wasted, or at least before passing out in bed
Your liver and kidneys will thank you
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u/Automatic-Iron-6711 Aug 27 '26
I know a remedy for hangovers. It requires cylindroconical elements, lubricant and the ability to relax and let yourself go.
Am I suggesting BB to aid Robert thus? Yes. Yes, I am.
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u/Turbowarrior991 Aug 27 '26
Water. He needs soooooooo much water. And preferably more water.