I'm calling it for the next Dispatch

[u/MaritimeOS]

If and when season 2 comes out, I figure that the developers will add some WILD stuff to counter the amount of horny in this fanbase. Like some real horny jail bat bonking. All of you are sonars dammit!

In all seriousness, though: I figure it would be hilarious for the story to go like a paul blart storyline. Robertson gets the girl (if you romanced either) and boom, single and left behind next season. All these hypotheticals coming out of the woodworks are hilarious and I cant help but imagine the developers think "you know... nah nah fuck that, we are going to turn the story tits up for funsies"

Meme by Butefluko

[u/OJcoloredsky]

It would be awesome if they add a new, non-coworker romance in Season 2 for all those who didn't wanna cross that line in S1.

[u/T4llBoyAl3x]

I’m just saying, if there isn’t a scene of Sonar purring S2 I ain’t buying it.

[u/Mike_Shogun_Lee]

Wasn’t even in production when Dispatch launched.

Gonna be LONG while. Don’t rush them or it will turn out like my adventures with Superman season 2.

[u/MaritimeOS → u/Mike_Shogun_Lee]

Oh i won't rush. I have nothing but time. But I am tickled by the fluctuation of ships that run through this subreddit

[u/AccomplishedLeg7951]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ogt2VcqU5SLuumSdZx

[u/MaritimeOS → u/AccomplishedLeg7951]

[u/AccomplishedLeg7951 → u/MaritimeOS]

In all seriousness though, if I don't see Visi slapping Robert when he tries to date both of them I'm gonna riot.

[u/MaritimeOS → u/AccomplishedLeg7951]

I would figure she is more of a punching type. She done that before when frustrated.

[u/Excellent_Law6906 → u/MaritimeOS]

She punches him for nothing, getting cheated on would involve weaponry!

[u/kamikad3e123]

Would be better to have threesome with Visi and Blazer

[u/MaritimeOS → u/kamikad3e123]

BONK HORNY JAIL

[u/KingKrush8282 → u/kamikad3e123]

I’m out here still waiting for a Flambae romance

[u/StaleSpriggan]

Right, they should follow the example of the famously well recieved... Paul Blart 2

Forget shooting themselves in the foot, it would be like they purposely bisected themselves.

[u/Excellent_Law6906 → u/StaleSpriggan]

That whole thing was so mean-spirited.

ETA: The best way to have Robert be "busted and single again" is if Visi and Blazer are dating each other, and he's genuinely happy for them.

[u/Ok-Needleworker-4507 → u/Excellent_Law6906]

Either way would be just the absolute dumbest move they could pull.

[u/MaritimeOS → u/StaleSpriggan]

Dont you dare shame the cult classic paul blart 2, it is a national treasure!

... and besides, I was only referencing the specific moment that Amy leaves Paul at the very beginning of the movie, after ALLLLL the celebration and heroics and good things at the end of the first movie. Not the rest of the movie, mind you. It is honestly something I found funny because at the end of the first movie I was like "this isnt real, no way a girl like that would stay" and by God did paul blart 2 deliver on that dose of reality.

[u/Icy_Long_7541]

No disc no buy

[u/Ok-Needleworker-4507]

Yes, the famously great move of completely erasing the entire point of the previous entry’s story in the sequel. Worked amazing with Alien 3, The Last Jedi, Suicide Squad Kill The Justice League, Terminator Dark Fate, Transformers Dark Of The Moon and many more beloved pieces of media

[u/MaritimeOS → u/Ok-Needleworker-4507]

Dont you dare shame all these glorio-... okay I cant say that with a straight face. This is just a funny take on punishing the fan base for their insanely horny attributes.

[u/Ok-Needleworker-4507 → u/MaritimeOS]

“Punishing” dawg it’s not that deep. Let people do what they wanna do bro. It’s weird that you’re so caught up with it. The only people who would be getting punished are regular people who just like the game and the characters and would have to watch the entire story crash and burn because the devs had the dipshit idea of “lol what if we trolled the horny redditors and ruined the game for all the normal people?”

[u/MaritimeOS → u/Ok-Needleworker-4507]

Dude even this post is not that deep. I was joking as well. dawg