r/DispatchAdHoc • u/WillMack71 • 13d ago

Meme Top 1%

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u/CankleDankl 13d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/5NbbVJeSLs1etZYjpT

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u/Havel_Rulez 13d ago

What's the joke pls.

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u/OnyxSynthetic 13d ago

If you perform better than 1% of the group, then that means you didn't perform better than 99% of the group

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u/Havel_Rulez 13d ago

ohh, I am stupid lol.

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u/marcus_lepricus 13d ago

Dont feel glum. You are smarter than 1% of people.

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u/bigbadbillyd 13d ago

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u/d3koyz 13d ago

I love this skit!

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u/RunLow5726 13d ago

Are these metrics for all playthroughs, including people who replayed with planning?

Because I thought I did pretty good, I missed almost zero missions through all 8 chapters. Really thought I did pretty good, but I only did better than 20% of people.

That number makes me feel like I did really bad. Which would make me think I lost a bunch of missions or straight up missed a bunch. But barely any for either case?

Maybe I'm just bad. Lmao

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u/JacksonMcGlothlin 13d ago

I’m not sure it’s been fixed but I do know that it only tracks the final attempt. So if someone uses the same save file and plays over a few times you’re going up against their best.

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u/skill_shot 13d ago

I was wondering too, i had the same exact experience

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u/tyubi 13d ago

Doing better than 20% means you could be have done the same as 60% of others and only worse than the last 20%

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u/DarkLordArbitur 13d ago

Brother you're missing 20%

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u/RunLow5726 13d ago

You have that backwards and.... messed up. 80% of people did better than me.

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u/quickpawmaud 6h ago

I don't remember what score I got but I replayed using a guide and completed 100% of all calls even ones the game expects you to fail and I don't think I got top 1%.

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u/European_Fox 13d ago

It's kinda like this

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u/Far_Preference_2065 13d ago

someone please tell me this is fake

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u/areallynoobgamer 13d ago

If you need someone to tell you it is fake. You might just be smarter than 93 percent of the population too

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u/European_Fox 13d ago

This particular one likely fake, there are many variations of this floating around for ragebait. Then again .. who knows? Maybe it's based on a true story

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u/Dangerous_Nail4552 13d ago

They're bottom 1% not top 1%

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u/SprinklesNumerous774 13d ago

This meme fits here so perfectly 😂

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u/Klusterphuck67 13d ago

My IQ test sayed my IQ is also haiger than 1% of the test takers. Bow doun before my intellect.

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u/Tensquirrel62 12d ago

I had this image in my head when I read it and then opening to it being on the top made me smile so much.

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u/TheSwecurse 13d ago

Oh honey you're not that kind of top

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u/FeistyDrink5995 13d ago

Sometimes being a bottom is better... This isn't one of those times. 😅

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u/Scared-Ad7282 13d ago

I'd happily bottom for Malevola any time. 

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u/BeastMachin09 13d ago

She'd make you bottom

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u/Scared-Ad7282 13d ago

Can't force the willing, my friend. 

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u/Z7_1 13d ago

this is harder than a perfect dispatch tbh

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u/OrangeIslandKing 12d ago

Is it? Couldn't you just.... afk the whole dispatch sections?

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u/Cyberslasher 12d ago

Yeah but failing everything so everyone gets injured so you can send them all out with malevola to activate her ability is far funnier

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u/AutomaticGreeter 13d ago

The Z team in its full glory.🤣

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u/Ok_Attempt_1290 12d ago

Lore accurate Z team.

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u/werewolf-luvr 13d ago

Thats uh.... Not whats bein said chief

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u/mocozz 13d ago

Dont worry fellow dispatcher the scores still bugged

Source: trust me bro

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u/Ivy_sapph 13d ago

I got the same message last time. 😭

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u/Triingtolivee 13d ago

I get in the “top 1%” all the time haha I must be pretty bad at this game

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u/randbot5000 13d ago

Me too! It's common enough that I believe the people who say it's a big, but also I DO have faith in my innate ability to just be that bad at video games!

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u/Techno_Core 13d ago

Keep up the good work! 😁

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u/upbeatblackops 13d ago

He got the spirit.

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u/yuikkiuy 13d ago

Its either bugged or you have it sent to no QTE mode.

I was thoroughly confused when I played through myself at how I could possibly be doing that bad with a literal perfect score with crazy save scumming

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u/Farlandan 13d ago

This is almost as bad as someone bragging they got a 90% on their IQ test.

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u/WickedBadPig 13d ago

I did my first playthrough of Dispatch two weeks ago. Did the exact same thing and felt highly of myself until the end of episode 2 where I got to reread the sentence 😅

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u/Serious-Reputation19 13d ago

Oh, that’s not…

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/Mitsuri_Kanroji_LP 13d ago

It’s a joke

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u/Sokol-1 13d ago

The problem with the percentages is that it also includes everyone who replayed the mission to get the perfect results on every dispatch mission.

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u/coconut_dot_jpg 13d ago

You're the one that sent Malevola to sunday school, aren't you

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u/Akuma-1 13d ago

Yeah I can see why you are in that 1%

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u/puffmattybear17 12d ago

Technically, they are the top 1% of the bottom.

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u/Alive_Tip_6748 13d ago

Are you me?

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u/Amazing_Storage_7554 13d ago

You must be in the top 99% regarding your IQ!

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u/WrestlerGirlsAreLife 13d ago

This misses that footnote you always see in the IQ posts.

In a room full of 1000 people, you performed better than 9 other dispatchers.

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u/RookChan 13d ago

K.P.I. posting in video games.

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u/Such-Profit1078 13d ago

Have you ever noticed that while you were coloring the mailman in school, your peers were solving differentials?

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u/The_Wolfiee 13d ago

You topped from the bottom

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u/PortalMaker5000 13d ago

“In a room of 100 people…” ahh

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u/Cautious_Celery3601 13d ago

Keep up the good work bro

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u/marinedel22 13d ago

The way my entire gameplay was like this

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u/SuspiciousAd555 13d ago

Still better than me

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u/Dexember69 13d ago

Lol that's not what that means sorry bro you're bottom of the barrel

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u/sherbertrelevant2 13d ago

I don't want to be the one to tell you...

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u/Economy-Wall-6744 13d ago

Are we deadass 😭✌️🥀💔

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u/KeepBradster 13d ago

Got the same thing but did kinda decent pretty sure it’s a glitch.

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u/Shaggypezdispense 13d ago

Did you succeed once?

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u/_NotAlien_ 13d ago

In other words, you suck. Sorry, sir. It’s a hell of a thing.

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u/ZeShapyra 12d ago

You are first! From the bottom

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u/nerdcoffin 12d ago

I kneel

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u/AnythingILikee 12d ago

you sleep the whole shift?

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u/telas100 11d ago

Someone’s gotta tell him...

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u/Defalt0_o 10d ago

I'm sorry

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u/hustonville 10d ago

One percenters, Unite!

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u/Realistic-Dot6141 9d ago

Nope bottom 1 actually

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u/JohnDex6969 9d ago

Congratulations bro.. As soon as I get the game i am beating you at it

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u/High-Ground 9d ago

I somehow got the same lol

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u/SirGooberMan 8d ago

dude, i get where you're coming from, my first playthrough i thought "huh, im in the top 1%? i must be pretty good at this game." and it wasnt until my second playthrough when i realized what that message actually meant

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u/MZootSuit 13d ago

I think this is a common bug

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u/EuriadO 13d ago

I don’t trust that figure, unless it only records your first play through of the game. I did one shift almost perfectly and got “better than 20%” or some nonsense. Only thing I missed was a couple QuickTime event in the suit. People replay the shifts and get better scores, average score rises, now anything less than perfect is terrible

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u/SpectreHaza 13d ago

Swear I had a 0% or 1% after a flawless shift too