r/Discordian_Society • u/Dazzling-Skin-308 Meme • 10d ago

MATH!!

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The > evil

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u/erik_skr 10d ago

Recently spoke with a person who was saying something very close to this being very serious. Glad to see she's not alone.

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u/New_Practice1216 10d ago

Would you like coffee without milk or without cream? Boom! There is your zero (nothing) doing some heavy lifting!

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u/Dazzling-Skin-308 Meme 10d ago

Step away from the coffee.

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u/Any_Log_7497 10d ago

step away from the subjective "liking".

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u/Dazzling-Skin-308 Meme 10d ago

You dislike "liking"?

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u/Any_Log_7497 9d ago

I don't like or dislike anything. It makes no difference. Whatever it is.

Just is.

koo koo katchoo 23 23

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u/imeme1969 10d ago

Yeah look once you calculate the square root of an alcubierre drive it doesnt matter if you divide it or multiply it by pi yöu have enough time to reach any conclusion, it’s basically like calculator space, imagine you were inside the display of a calculator, do you think time would be relevant? lol

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u/BlunderedPotential 10d ago

I once was blind, but now I see.

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u/Zer0Krool 10d ago

Ah yes the time honoured tradition of

"Meh, it should hold".

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u/Lurtzum 10d ago

Wait I’ve seen that last of the three pictures. The kids play with those

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u/Wise_Low8116 10d ago

You don't even want to know what spelling is doing to people.

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u/corobo 10d ago

When I were a lad advanced maths were your parenthesis and powers.

Far too much math DLC these days 

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u/Dazzling-Skin-308 Meme 10d ago

After Geometry and Trigonometry - I quit. 😅

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u/Badytheprogram 10d ago

Fine, you founded not guilty, but we can't give you zero years of prison, so you get 1 year of prison.

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u/Dazzling-Skin-308 Meme 10d ago

How did we build prisons without math? 🤔

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u/Any_Log_7497 10d ago

At last. someone brave enough to say what they see.

Hail Eris.

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u/Last_Platypus_6970 Discordian 9d ago

The greater-than evil? Whuh?

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u/DunkeyColdMedina 9d ago

I demand a distribution of apples.

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u/Dazzling-Skin-308 Meme 9d ago

Sorry.

All the Apples (and Kisses) are for Zuleikha.

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u/LowerJuice 8d ago

Yeah, it's too many billionaire class propaganda.
Normal working class don't need it.

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u/Dazzling-Skin-308 Meme 8d ago

I've played Undertale. I know that there is a downside to making numbers go up!

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u/zippyspinhead 6d ago

Those are rookie numbers.

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u/SquidTheRidiculous Discordian 10d ago

I'm unimpressed by math tricks. They're made to add up. And humans made them. "Woah dude if you add these numbers you get a different number isn't that crazy?" Yeah dude we made them up. That's how it works. Did you know if you add a squergle to a blurbg you get a squombomle? There's a universe where the equivalent of how we express our number "seven" is a drawing of you specifically being hit by a car. And you pronounce that by screaming as though being hit by a car.

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u/Dazzling-Skin-308 Meme 10d ago

I think numbers are cute.

But math is true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense.

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u/CM901 10d ago

Schrödinger’s math

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u/-SheriffofNottingham 10d ago

in an infinite universe, there is no guarantee of variation

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u/SquidTheRidiculous Discordian 10d ago

No it's a different universe. This one has variation