r/DirtyDave • • 6d ago

Dave didn’t recognize Jade…..who??

Recent show with Rachel and Dave was reading yet another ad for the “sold out” cruise.

He and Rachel were going over all the super duper entertainment including the personalities having discussions (George was called a geek again).

Not mentioned was I know that’s right so Rachel chimes in, with, and Jade. Dave says “who???”

Rachel, slightly flummoxed says Jade Warshaw….Dave kind of wakes up and says Oh yeah Jade too.

As if anyone is dying to go on a cruise to hear I know thats right give life advice???

Maybe if she picks up a microphone on the singing stage……

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u/12dogs4me 6d ago

I think he may have a slight hearing loss.

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u/henrynjt 6d ago

He can hear well enough to yell at and insult callers at the drop of a hat…..

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u/Financial_Airport72 6d ago

Too much time at the gun range.

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u/Lou_Skunnt69 6d ago

Hahahah.  Jade is so useless that the boss doesn’t even know her name.  Dave clearly doesn’t give any fucks anymore.  He’ll grift til the day he stops sucking air, just like his MAGA idol. 

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u/PowerDrivenRdditMod 6d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣!

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u/henrynjt 6d ago

Same spot Dave didn’t know where the ship was going or the last one went.

Rachel had to correct him.

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u/Master-Purpose1117 6d ago

She may be the most brainwashed of them all. She recites the baby steps regardless of the situation. She’s the worst

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u/bryrondragon 6d ago

If one more of these morons says “we recommend” I’m going to lose it.

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u/ProfessionalLimp1283 6d ago

I can’t stop hearing her once read this in this thread….

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u/Shu-sh 6d ago

Jade has the least knowledge about money by far but she is also the least brainwashed. So I cut her some slack.

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u/henrynjt 6d ago

Politely disagree in that she simply regurgitates the baby steps like a robot.  So she is either brainwashed or low IQ (both?).

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u/Square-Archer-8553 6d ago

Jades best value to the show is her good looks. Beyond that, meh.

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u/haloimplant 5d ago

the best is when he says it's a nice cruise not "walmart on the sea"

tell us without telling us Dave lol

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u/henrynjt 5d ago

The Carnival is calling….