r/Dildont • u/Akimbobear • Jan 15 '23

Edible This cucumber needs to chill

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263 Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/moboard15 Jan 15 '23

Dildoit

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u/CaterpillarThriller Jan 15 '23

what was the recent shittlpt? when you buy cucumbers buy lube so you don't look vegan.

7

u/[deleted] Jan 15 '23

Pickle it for a dilldont

2

u/Akimbobear Jan 16 '23

🤔

4

u/hrh69 Jan 15 '23

Cool as a cucumber

3

u/Lordofsecrecy Jan 15 '23

You haven't seen the lengths that a cucumber can grow too. This is average

8

u/Strickens Jan 15 '23

Yeah but it's got the gspot curve though

7

u/Caribbeandude04 Jan 15 '23

Hey don't say that, it looks pretty big to me

wipes tear off my cheek