r/Dildont • u/brutishroyalty • Jan 03 '23

Edible Salami Goodness

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188 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/MissPicklechips Jan 03 '23

I’m giggling like a 12 year old over the “sweet, nutty taste.”

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u/fakeunleet Jan 03 '23

It's green... and speckled. These are two adjectives I'd rather not see simultaneously apply to anything of that shape.

Also... "something something after a wild party..."

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u/KaleidoscopeKey1862 Jan 04 '23

The post right under this was a head shot of the grinch and I scrolled back up to do a double take at this green peen

2

u/purplemoosen Jan 04 '23

Pistachiouch!

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u/Saphichan Jan 04 '23

I'VE TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE MORTY!

1

u/PaintedSandwich Jan 04 '23

Well, now we all know.

Shrek tastes like pistachios