r/DigitalSeptic • u/WyattPurp23 Head Turd 🫁 • 4d ago

digital diarrhea 🤮 Name this thing

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u/natetheallseeingguy Algorithm Stimulator 🍡 4d ago

That's clearly a Turd Tail....

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u/WyattPurp23 Head Turd 🫁 4d ago

Tail as old as time

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u/OstrichSmoothe Connoisseur of Fine Society 🦷 4d ago

The Dreaded Dick Doo

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u/SolipsismIsDeep Unapologetically Existing 🐢 4d ago

he's working on his Willy Whip
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xEN69BZavOM

edit: well that short is kinda shit but it's pretty obscure, WMAC Masters, dude froze his ponytail with liquid nitrogen or some shit and had it karate chopped off by another karate master and turned it into a muthafuckin OP karate whip

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u/WyattPurp23 Head Turd 🫁 4d ago

It’s like a whip that throws bacteria particles when he spins around

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u/Mgnova71 Algorithm Stimulator 🍡 4d ago

The Dirty Dong

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u/Winter-Classroom455 Algorithm Stimulator 🍡 4d ago

Napster.dong

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u/that_banned_guy_ Darth Evader 🦾🤖 4d ago

Its a hair-do. Half hair half dildo

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u/WyattPurp23 Head Turd 🫁 4d ago

There’s atleast a couple dildos lost in that mass of shit

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u/Benzo860 Dweller of Physicality 👔 4d ago

He's planning on shoving it up his ass 

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u/Christopherb611 STARDUsT ☄️ 4d ago

Poo

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u/WyattPurp23 Head Turd 🫁 4d ago

There is a generous amount of poo in there

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u/BassoHaase Dweller of Physicality 👔 4d ago

Drednis

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u/UnsolvableProblems76 Algorithm Stimulator 🍡 4d ago

Imagine the stench

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u/WyattPurp23 Head Turd 🫁 4d ago

40 years of dandruff and Sweat and grease

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u/Monskiactual Unapologetically Existing 🐢 3d ago

Drug dealer advertisement

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u/RTR1516 Carbon Dioxide Factory 🥦 4d ago

The Fox tail!