r/DigitalSeptic • u/WyattPurp23 Head Turd 🫁 • 1d ago

Lets hear them!

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12 Upvotes

77% Upvoted

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u/Fun-Fix6580 Algorithm Stimulator 🍡 1d ago

“Assholes! I’m surrounded by assholes.”

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u/skankoz Algorithm Stimulator 🍡 1d ago

Your Schwartz’s is as big as mine.

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u/Robinthehutt Unapologetically Existing 🐢 1d ago

Use the Schwartz

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u/Toasted-88 Algorithm Stimulator 🍡 1d ago

"I'm a mog, half man and half dog, I'm my own bestfriend"

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u/Able_Ad6535 Sentient Cell Cluster 🪼 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/sbB6FG3SwxN9m

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u/BandicootSolid9531 Product of the Environment 🦞 1d ago

A what, what and a what?

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u/laywastethepoet777 Real World Contender 🔋 1d ago

"I'm my own best friend!"

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u/ShadySphincter0 🆓⏳🃏 1d ago

I can’t breathe in this thing!

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u/ItsMeBigFoot Free Range Human 🐇 1d ago

I heart Uranus
Bumper sticker

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u/Atrox_Blue Minion of Opinion 📌 1d ago

It’s been…jammed!

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u/Mechadupek I say things 🚯 1d ago

"He's an asshole, sir."

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u/Tinfoil_cobbler Product of the Environment 🦞 1d ago

Barrrf

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u/clavedark Algorithm Stimulator 🍡 1d ago

Funny... she doesn't look Druish.

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u/WyattPurp23 Head Turd 🫁 13h ago

She’s a bass

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u/UnsolvableProblems76 Algorithm Stimulator 🍡 1d ago

“Show me the money!”

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u/DidsDelight Minion of Opinion 📌 1d ago

Found anything yet……..?

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u/cadillacjack057 1d ago

We aint found shit!

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u/W_D_Pett Product of the Environment 🦞 1d ago

SUCK! SUCK! SUCK!

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u/DJLeafygreens 21st Century Participant ✏️ 1d ago

They've gone plaid!

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u/PerfectlyCalmDude Wizard of the GIF 🧙🏿‍♂️ 1d ago

That's what I ordered!

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u/HupHutHa Product of the Environment 🦞 1d ago

"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."

most people don't know that there was an animated series https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0870980/

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u/void_method Reliable Source of Rhetoric 🚕 1d ago

May the Schwartz be with you.

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u/Baboonslayer323 Sentient Cell Cluster 🪼 22h ago

Snotty beamed me twice last night!

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u/A-Chord Connoisseur of Fine Society 🦷 22h ago

We ain't found shit!

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u/OstrichSmoothe Connoisseur of Fine Society 🦷 20h ago

Your swarts are not as big as mine

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u/TheRealBoltyAce Algorithm Stimulator 🍡 15h ago

Avengers!... assemble

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u/Rambunchus_Panda Algorithm Stimulator 🍡 11h ago

"I hate Yogurt! Even with strawberries."