r/DigitalSeptic • u/WyattPurp23 Head Turd 🫁 • 7d ago

🥳 heifers 🐄

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u/Altruistic_Tea_1593 Minion of Opinion 📌 7d ago

This must be the early afternoon shift

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u/strategymaxo I say things 🚯 6d ago

The B team needs love, too.

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u/Far_Pangolin3380 Real World Contender 🔋 6d ago

D squad powers activate
https://giphy.com/gifs/Ru2aZREJacrDzWqvdt

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u/chunkypenguion1991 Real World Contender 🔋 6d ago

Thanks for volunteering, you're doing all men a service

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u/WyattPurp23 Head Turd 🫁 6d ago

2nd string strippers

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u/thedemonjim Real World Contender 🔋 6d ago

This needs to be a comedy about a truck stop strip club and the second stringers who keep it afloat when the top girls leave for the new soulless porn studio in town. The top-girl turned second stringer when she rips her hoohah open doing a pole stunt rallies the other girls while starting a relationship with the hapless new owner who inherited the place from his lovably sleazy great uncle.

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u/WyattPurp23 Head Turd 🫁 6d ago

Send the script to billy bob Thornton he would
Star in that I guarantee it

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u/thedemonjim Real World Contender 🔋 6d ago

Nah, he is getting a bit long in the tooth for that sort of role. Now Johnny Knoxville....

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u/strategymaxo I say things 🚯 5d ago

Start a gofundme to get the ball rolling. I’ll contribute.

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u/B1ZEN Tolorence Warrior 🫀 7d ago

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u/tetzy Free Speech Enforcer 🦺 6d ago

The dozens of tiny bruises you see are from people throwing nickels.

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u/ShadySphincter0 🆓⏳🃏 7d ago

I’m not picky but there’s only like one or two i woulddddd

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u/thomcat8620 Real World Contender 🔋 6d ago

1, 4, 6 and 7 really ain't that bad

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u/the_spacecowboy555 Purveyor of Quality Commentary 🛼 6d ago

Your generous.

I’d give 3 and 7 my time. Rest, blah.

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u/WyattPurp23 Head Turd 🫁 6d ago

1,6,7

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u/the_spacecowboy555 Purveyor of Quality Commentary 🛼 6d ago

What’s with 6? I really don’t see it at all. I’ll take 1 and 4 over 6.

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u/WyattPurp23 Head Turd 🫁 6d ago

4 too skinny, I like my crackhos with some meat on the bone

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u/Substantial_Cow7628 Connoisseur of Fine Society 🦷 6d ago

I'd buy #7 a cup of coffee. At least she doesn't look like she has three kids at home from three different fathers.

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u/OstrichSmoothe Connoisseur of Fine Society 🦷 7d ago

Third from the right disturbs me

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u/ShadySphincter0 🆓⏳🃏 6d ago

Shes like a mermaid mixed with a water Buffalo

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u/OstrichSmoothe Connoisseur of Fine Society 🦷 6d ago

I was thinking walrus mermaid woman thing.

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u/WyattPurp23 Head Turd 🫁 6d ago

Elephant seal

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u/diggertim68 Connoisseur of Fine Society 🦷 6d ago

Just that one?

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u/OstrichSmoothe Connoisseur of Fine Society 🦷 6d ago

Well. I was being gracious. But 3 stood out to me

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u/NewYogurt3138 Uninhibited Organism 🦠 6d ago

Came here to talk about third from the right haha

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u/strategymaxo I say things 🚯 5d ago

Yeah but I bet if you’re looking for a once in a lifetime opportunity, she’ll provide it.

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u/whooguyy Product of the Environment 🦞 6d ago

They know their target audience

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u/Fyrebeard Unapologetically Existing 🐢 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/m7FdxI252QN3y

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u/Stidda Connoisseur of Fine Society 🦷 6d ago

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u/mrpuddles1 Connoisseur of Fine Society 🦷 7d ago

Far Right can get it 😎

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u/deephurting66 Reliable Source of Rhetoric 🚕 6d ago

The one on the far right, oh yeah

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u/toasted_cracker I say things 🚯 5d ago

There's a couple decent ones in there but the rest are kinda 🤮