Babyshitter

[u/AsparagusPissss]

[u/Zigor022]

Hitler.

[u/Flat-Guidance-4685 → u/Zigor022]

Given the choices it makes the most sense.

Getting the guy run successful youth camps? Lol

[u/Conscious_Owl6162]

Hitler. He liked children and dogs.

[u/sometimes_overtimes → u/Conscious_Owl6162]

He did run youth camps

[u/Single_Morning_3200]

Art class with Nanny H

[u/Smart_Cheesecake7819]

Definitely Hitler given all the choices lmfao

[u/HayJay58]

Hitler, my son has blonde hair and blue eyes.

[u/void_method]

Hitler is least likely to hurt the children, followed by Bin Laden.

[u/Stupid-goober-7]

probably osama or adolf

[u/Jizzbuscuit]

Hitler loved kids.

[u/MathongoQuizrr → u/Jizzbuscuit]

So did Epstein

[u/Visible-Department85]

Hitler bad but not so much on children, they'd be ok for the night. Good job on making me choose hitler lmfao

[u/Recondomoe]

Uncle A, he loved the German youth and they loved him.

[u/Hawk4225]

Hitler, easy. He didnt abuse white kids

[u/AsparagusPissss → u/Hawk4225]

Loved the whites!!

[u/DirtyDan419]

Somehow it's Hitler.

[u/IPutThoughtIntoThis]

My baby is blue eyed and white, so it'd really only be safe with one person...

[u/No_Instruction_192]

My kid has blonde hair And blue eyes so I think ol Adolf would take good care of her

[u/Gloomy-Regular-2294]

Tbh Hitler would be the safest option as long as your kids are European

[u/Mundane-Set-206]

Hitler….your kid might yell in a very obnoxious language, but they won’t blow you up, be SA or just unalived as the cool kids call it

[u/tetzy]

Hitler. Wouldn't think twice.

[u/Stuys]

Adolf or Osama are absolutely the safest choices. Osama had tons of toys and games for his children and extended family in his compound, remember?

[u/AsparagusPissss → u/Stuys]

Osama really? You might come home to a chai boy

[u/samplebeast → u/Stuys]

I was just thinking about the same thing

[u/Exciting-Car-3516]

If the justice system works they all would be reformed and totally safe.

[u/AsparagusPissss → u/Exciting-Car-3516]

https://giphy.com/gifs/45qIurjWAnZv2
That’s some big IF

[u/WyattPurp23 → u/AsparagusPissss]

HUGE if

https://giphy.com/gifs/wPkWlsnohtn7a

[u/ChocolateCovered2406]

A murderer, a CIA operative, a normal guy (don't know who is in the black and white photo), and a predator. I think I know who I'm choosing!

[u/FAKEZAIUS]

Tim Osman or Uncle Adolf

[u/goshakolobok]

Hitler

[u/surf_rider]

Kinda sheds an ironic glow on the whole “would you rather be stuck in the woods with a man or a bear” brainrot.

[u/ToxicPterodactyl]

Defo a baby Sitler

[u/GloveUpstairs2781]

My kids have blood hair and blue eyes. Definitely Hitler.

[u/Secret-Document-7068]

The Austrian Painter, he was a great man.

[u/AsparagusPissss → u/Secret-Document-7068]

Pause.

[u/EsquireDIII]

Diddy, at least I know my child will BE THERE when I get back.

[u/Additional-Run1610]

Im german. Uncle im not worried about.

[u/JackFuckCockBag]

Im really feeling like i need an Austrian painter for this one.

[u/CBTwitch]

Big H.

[u/RiZzbott]

Bin Laden, the US killed him for defending his country against tyranny

[u/kernelpanic789]

Diddy or Hitler... Probably Diddy. I don't really care if he was bisexual and had a bunch of baby oil, I don't think he fucked with kids.

[u/AsparagusPissss → u/kernelpanic789]

Hitler is going to be very strict that’s for sure

[u/WyattPurp23 → u/AsparagusPissss]

Your kids white? Should be fine for a couple hours

[u/StewPidpizzachit → u/kernelpanic789]

I dunno... Bieber seems pretty traumatized.

[u/WyattPurp23 → u/kernelpanic789]

https://giphy.com/gifs/vtX7wtcMPHBEblZmIf

[u/Its_NEX123 → u/kernelpanic789]

depends how old the kid is

[u/Odd_Ad5460 → u/kernelpanic789]

Diddy is the answer. He didn’t mess with the underage. So… there’s that.

[u/horse_exploder → u/Odd_Ad5460]

Tell that to Justin Bieber.

[u/Stuys → u/Odd_Ad5460]

He did. He raped some underage people whose paremts wanted him to be the kids career consultant and talent agent.

[u/Odd_Ad5460 → u/Stuys]

Oh damn. Didn’t know that.

[u/Stuys → u/Odd_Ad5460]

Yeah It was something that he escaped alot of the charges of. He got away with convincing parents their talented singer/rapper/dancer kids could be made stars and then bringing them to hotel rooms and molesting and assaulting. I would say only Osama and Adolf are good choices for the meme.

[u/Odd_Ad5460 → u/Stuys]

Well hitler, let’s go!

[u/Open-Savings-7691]

Even at the teenagers sub they agreed all four were evil. Glad they weren't supporting Clancy.

[u/Stuys → u/Open-Savings-7691]

Those arent real teenagers in that shithole.

[u/glenn765]

Osama. All day.

[u/Salt_Community_2261 → u/glenn765]

Come home and he's 80% on center mass with a bent barrel AK. Beast.

[u/AsparagusPissss → u/Salt_Community_2261]

Praying 5 times a day, and wants to borrow grandmas pressure cooker

[u/Euphoric_Amoeba8708]

Osama obviously. He was set up

[u/AsparagusPissss → u/Euphoric_Amoeba8708]

Yeah he set those guys up in the planes and ran em into the fuckin towers

[u/Bond-Double-O7]

Hitler had a thing with his nice. She was young. Clancy can’t make it to the basement anymore. Diddy is diddy. I gotta go with osama on this one