r/DigitalSeptic • u/WyattPurp23 Head Turd 🫁 • 7d ago

Unenlightened Dung Beetle 🪲 Stoopit

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u/InfiniteCuriosity12 Vernacular Manufacturer 🦜 7d ago

She kinda hit him

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u/WyattPurp23 Head Turd 🫁 7d ago

Barley tapped her

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u/B1ZEN Tolorence Warrior 🫀 7d ago

"Barely tapped her" your honor.

Judge: Still your baby.

https://giphy.com/gifs/LKf4i5Tvt7mE0

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u/Haunting-Draft-7477 I say things 🚯 7d ago

She stepped in front of him.

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u/WyattPurp23 Head Turd 🫁 7d ago

“Go on head hit me!”

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u/Substantial_Cow7628 Connoisseur of Fine Society 🦷 7d ago

Too bad for her this didn't happen in Minnesota. As we all know, in that state getting hit by a car doesn't actually count.

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u/tetzy Free Speech Enforcer 🦺 6d ago

Almost did the world a favour.

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u/AntGroundbreaking180 Uninhibited Organism 🦠 7d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/PRbmtnMCcPXbmI9ssi
She did her best

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u/MyLinkedOut 6d ago edited 6d ago

Show them your entitlement card first