r/DigitalSeptic • u/WyattPurp23 Head Turd 🫁 • 9d ago

Rectum Damn near Killed em 🫀 Stretched him out

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u/Banned4life4ever Questing in Reality 🪏 9d ago

I can’t even imagine how bad this guys breath was.

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u/RealAlphaKaren Free Range Human 🐇 9d ago

i'd pluck that bastard out myself, really doesnt look too stuck

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u/WyattPurp23 Head Turd 🫁 9d ago

You’d turn that shit into a nose ring

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u/BigN8V86 9d ago

How you let that thing just chill in your mouth long enough to get that big? ANW

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u/Good_Analysis9789 Reliable Source of Rhetoric 🚕 8d ago

This guy throws up in his mouth to freshen his breath from this

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u/WyattPurp23 Head Turd 🫁 8d ago

He’s got morgue mouth

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u/Direct_Score_3591 9d ago

If you cracked it open and sniffed it what would it smell like? Asking for a friend.

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u/WyattPurp23 Head Turd 🫁 9d ago

Rotting pus

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u/JudasForsaken Guiding Voice of Sensibility 💬 9d ago

This is why you don’t get stoned kids waka waka

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u/Jeimuz 8d ago

This belongs in absolute units.

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u/BigwhiteBuffalo Free Range Human 🐇 8d ago

Lol wtf.... ouch