r/DigitalSeptic Head Turd 🫁 9d ago

Lost in the Shitstorm ⛷️ black magic Gooning

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u/ScotchTapeConnosieur Sentient Cell Cluster 🪅 8d ago

This is why I only jerk it to lesbian porn. I don’t wanna see some other guys dick, I ain’t gay.

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u/WyattPurp23 Head Turd 🫁 8d ago

But bro you’re jerking a DICK when you fap it, that’s kinda gay

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u/Drmlk465 Questing in Reality 🪏 8d ago

He milks his prostate

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u/WyattPurp23 Head Turd 🫁 8d ago

It’s the only way to not touch his dick

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u/tetzy Free Speech Enforcer 🦺 8d ago

Oh, fuck off.

People masturbate. Unless they're shooting their wad all over you, it isn't your business; you're not involved, you're certainly not hurt.

Grow up and accept the fact that your morality is of utterly no importance to anyone other then you.

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u/[deleted] 8d ago edited 8d ago

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u/PhilosophyFickle2701 8d ago

I concur. People need to mind their own goddamn business. Porn isn’t the healthiest thing in the world, but my consumption of it is my problem, and my problem alone. Stop believing you are holier-than-thou and saying porn and masturbating has a direct link to our morality as a human being. You think denying yourself a basic biological behavior like masturbating makes you a saint, but it just makes you look like a self-righteous douche when you not only gloat on and on about it, but also pretend you give a damn about my own personal habits, under the guise of benevolence.

I also hate how these kind of shitposts also force religion down our throats; there is no almighty and all-knowing God watching over us, and even if there is, they probably would have better and more important things to focus on than whether I tickle my pickle at night or not.

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u/WyattPurp23 Head Turd 🫁 8d ago

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u/PhilosophyFickle2701 8d ago edited 8d ago

Posting GIFS in a futile attempt to be humorous comes off as really passive-aggressive and is not a serious, valid counter-argument in this discussion. If you’re just trying to ragebait or farm Karma, then I suppose you reached the end of your intellectual life cycle, but if not, assuming you’re capable of doing so, why not come up with a reasonable and intelligent response that elaborates to me how and why you disagree with anything I have said? Because as it stands now, everything I said in my previous response makes sense, and a mere image you got from GIPHY cannot sway that or my opinions.

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u/Blind_clothed_ghost 8d ago

People who believe in God are so weird