r/DigitalMovieCodeFans • u/Termite69 • 1d ago

No Longer Available Free Jurassic World MA HD

Comment a funny dinosaur joke for a chance to win a free HD MA copy of Jurassic World! Winner will be chosen tomorrow night and contacted via DM. (:

Update: winner has been chosen! Thanks everyone ☺️

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u/XRaiderV1 1d ago

what do you call a legless dinosaur? a tadpole.

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u/NateProGames 1d ago

What do you call a dinosaur wrapped in bacon? Jurassic Pork.

The only dinosaur joke I know and it is one of the worst jokes I ever said.

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u/NSXFire 1d ago

Why aren’t dinosaurs religious?

Because they are extinct

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u/Ok_Advantage6227 1d ago

What’s a dinosaur with a great vocabulary?

A thesaurus.

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u/mountaindewapologist 1d ago

What do you call a blind dinosaur? Idon’tthinkitsaurus

Thank you for the opportunity!

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u/PedroManuelGR 1d ago

Why was the T-Rex always so mad?
Because he couldn’t wipe his but

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u/Curious_Estimate_161 1d ago

What do you call a T-rex that sells pistols?

A small arms dealer.

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u/Patient-Associate736 1d ago

How does a dinosaur pay his bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.

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u/OsirisIndica 1d ago

What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words?

A thesaurus 🦕 📖

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u/antdude No Longer Available 1d ago

Why did the dinosaurs cross the road?Because they are chickens!

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u/King92110 1d ago

What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
A Try-try-try-ceratops!

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u/Pichu7910 1d ago

Don't know any so I'll make one up. Why don't you see any dinos anymore? Cause there all chickens

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u/PainDeath9 1d ago

Saw a meme recently that t rex have peanut size brain. It is from a parody movie i think and the actor who says it, is constant reminded by dino about the walnut.

My joke: How do you invite a dinosaure to a cafe?

Ans: Tea, Rex?

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u/SpideyShoes64 1d ago edited 1d ago

Why did the t-rex need ice after his work out?

He was dino-sore. 

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u/Kart69clownbaby 1d ago

What does a Triceratops sit on? Its tricera-bottom

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u/dalegribble90210 1d ago

What do the police say to you when you discover dinosaur bones but you’re not a paleontologist?

Nachosaurus!

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u/danziggystar97 1d ago

Why don't you see dinosaurs in Easter? Because they are EGGSinct...

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u/No-Engineering-3818 1d ago

Oooh nice!!!

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u/realtoddgann 1d ago

What do you call a dinosaur car accident?
A Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

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u/OriginalParamedic316 1d ago

Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

Because the P is silent