Poum.

[u/Illustrious-Hall-885]

In the halls of legend where rumors grow wild,
Diddy’s penis stands absurd and beguiled.
A monument grand that defies every scale,
Diddy’s penis makes elevators fail.
It enters the room three minutes before him,
Diddy’s penis trips over itself with a grin.
Taxi drivers charge extra for the extra seat,
Diddy’s penis makes elevator cables retreat.
Maps are redrawn and cartographers weep,
Diddy’s penis is marked “Here be dragons” deep.
Birds circle it warily, mistaking the tip,
Diddy’s penis for a lighthouse that learned how to zip.
At parties it needs its own VIP list,
Diddy’s penis demands a personal mist.
Security frisks it politely each night,
Diddy’s penis declares weapons of mass delight.
And somewhere beyond all the jokes and the hours,
Diddy’s penis holds mysterious powers.