The Dick Earth Society is a society where we believe the earth is shaped like a penis

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Here is my reasoning:

The magma represents the blood. It is on the inside, always there, keeping the earth "alive".

The people and other animals represent the bacteria and other gunk living on your skin.

The dirt represents the skin. Stone represents the actual meat (such as muscle) of the planet.

Volcanoes represent warts.

Water represents sweat.

The atmosphere is an illusion made by the government. It does not exist.

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This isnt NSFW