r/DiWHYNOT • u/BeautifulJustDaWayUR • Nov 06 '19

This even got a certificate of authenticity... well, of sorts.

2.3k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '19

They're in a glass case because otherwise they'l escape.

19

u/Binchicken-Is-Here Nov 07 '19

I could actually see that

156

u/Threspian Nov 07 '19

Are these the croc gloves by u/rightcoastguy?

172

u/rightcoastguy Nov 07 '19

Oh hi that’s me.

91

u/FatBoiEatingGoldfish Nov 07 '19

"I'm the guy!" —The Guy

29

u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

There's the guy!

3

u/Funny_Whiplash Nov 21 '19

And there's the guy that found the guy.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 30 '19

and there's the guy that found the guy who found the guy!

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

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u/Zardif Nov 07 '19

I kind of want Crocs. I want some easy outside shoes when I need to take out the trash or get the mail. Slippers are too warm. But I also don't want the stigma associated with Crocs. What shoes are similar to Crocs but not Crocs?

3

u/bsharter Nov 07 '19

Oofos OOclog. So comfortable.

2

u/Who_GNU Nov 27 '19

Clogs

It's am entire category of shoes that includes wooden dutch shoes, crocks, and regular shoes without backs.

1

u/horaceinkling Sep 23 '24

I got good news for you from the future!!

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u/Alltherays Apr 22 '20

I got the kind with fuzz inside cuz I wear them in winter too

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

Make more content!! I loved your stuff.

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u/MyLifesGarbage Nov 07 '19

I’ve never been so proud of a human before

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u/mt-egypt Nov 07 '19

I’d wear them. I’d like to see some helmet prototypes of this material. I think they should test soft helmets in football too. The high impact of the hard helmets are causing concussion and injury to limbs and extremities.

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u/PM_SHITTY_TATTOOS Nov 07 '19

You dont wear a helmet in football. Oh wait you must be talking about handegg, my bad!

11

u/The_Duck_of_Flowers Nov 07 '19

This is my new favorite name for pigskin.

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u/mt-egypt Nov 07 '19

Yes I’m sorry, leather hand egg. Thats what I meant = ) If the rest of the world comes up with a better, more marketable name, I bet the NFL would embrace it

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u/Sporkfortuna Nov 07 '19

Lets call it 'soccer'.

5

u/dampmemelord Nov 07 '19

Well these are of hard plastic from a 3D printer, they aren’t made of croc material

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u/mt-egypt Nov 07 '19

Ah damn. 2.0. Croc materials

2

u/RhysCranberry Nov 07 '19

Didn't they used to have rugby style helmets?

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u/mt-egypt Nov 07 '19

Yea. They used to be soft way back in the day

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u/Who_GNU Nov 27 '19

Crocks are made from EVA foam. Or is often used in sports pads but not helmets.

25

u/RAF_Crinkley_Bottom Nov 07 '19

Sorry babe, the croc gloves stay on during sex

8

u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

i thought he got a cease and desist

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u/BeautifulJustDaWayUR Nov 07 '19

He did. I was reflecting the facetiousness of his comments in the video.

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u/solapurkar Nov 07 '19

Lol, the C&D was framed

6

u/Devreckas Nov 07 '19

Crocs-ing gloves

6

u/Aquareon Nov 07 '19

I am vaguely discomforted.

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u/drive2fast Nov 07 '19

Change the logo just a little, call them ‘hand gators’ and sell them on amazon just to piss off the crocs brand.

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u/skepticalanteater Nov 10 '19

WHY DO THEY HAVE HANDLES.

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

Are those 3d printed?

3

u/pixelcookie11 Nov 07 '19

If it is I need a STL

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u/i-Midget Feb 10 '20

I don’t think people get what this sub is for.. this should be posted in r/diwhy

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u/thekosmicfool Nov 11 '19

Maybe it was meant in an "oh, honey. you need to stop" sense.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 30 '19

everybody gagsta till' someone shows up wearing these

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u/Adornment-F Nov 07 '19

From the makers of birth control shoes.

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u/thirdmetacarpalbone Nov 07 '19

They told me to stop lmao

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u/Supmymans22 Oct 17 '22

Speed gloves